Best Intros In The World... Ever!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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You South African Goffs seem to have great taste in music 8)

I for one have always loved DJ Shadow's first album a lot... sample extravaganza to the max!
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Without a hint of favouritism (cough)

Serpents Kiss : Da Mighty Mishun.. The tears are welling up.

And the dance goes on : Da Mishun . .. The World Crusade 1986- 1987

Crystal Ocean : Da Mighty Mishun..

The Ramones:Live The opening bars to the good the bad and the ugly ..then 1,2,3,4
Killing Joke : The Wait

Girls Aloud : Love Machine.. (Tweedy, Coyle,Me, baby Oil, Jack daniels and a bowl of columbia's finest - Shakira!!)

Rob Zombie : American Nightmare ( Howard Stern's theme -makes my spine tingle ..Cos ya know Howard's on the air ! Hey Now!)

Britney Spears : Hit me baby one more time. (The Uniform, the pigtails..nuff sed)

Abba : Dancing Queen : Classic intro

Slayer : Silent Scream... Like electro shock therapy going off in ya head!

Ministry: Jesus Built my hotrod.

Jimi : All along the watchtower.. Speaks for itself..beautiful

The Sugar Hill Gang : Apache ..It's Freaky naughty!!

Michelle Branch's entire back catalogue!

More to come...
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Rolling Stones: Honky Tonk Woman
TSoM: Vision Thing (just the first beat, mind)
TSoM: When You Don't See Me (guitar slide)
Gary Numan: Are 'Friends' Electric?
Gary Numan: Cars
Big Black: Bad Houses
Love & Rockets: Sweet Lover of Mine
BeeGees: Stayin' Alive
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Slade - Cum on Feel the Noise
Sonny and Cher - Half Breed
David Bowie - Station to Station
The Sisters - Vision Thing
Dick Dale - Misirlou
Foetus - Someone who Cares (Ursula 1000 She Racer Mix)
Grand Funk Railroad - Hooked on a Feeling
Jan and Dean - Jenny Lee
Slayer - Skeleton Christ
Two Lone Swordsmen - Sex Beat
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I love that amongst all the gothy/ pop classics .. everyone has a Slayer track..brillient work .
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Ramone wrote:I love that amongst all the gothy/ pop classics .. everyone has a Slayer track..brillient work .
Just rediscovered them this year along with er....Van Halen
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I'm sure they've been mentioned on this tread already but.........WTF!

PIL - Public Image :notworthy: :notworthy:

Bauhaus Double Dare :notworthy: :notworthy:

Echo & the Bunnymen - Lips Like Sugar :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Best Bunnymen intro...
King of Kings...
Met Jesus up on a hill
He confessed I was dressed to kill
Saw fear eternal in his eyes
He's seen what happens when the soul dies
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itnAklipse wrote:Graveland
:D
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does everyone know that Never Land on the remasters is 11:59 and has extra lyrics?
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James Blast wrote:does everyone know that Never Land on the remasters is 11:59 and has extra lyrics?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah I had heard, pretty cool lyrics they are too.
11:59, that's about how long my journey to work takes, can't wait to get that on my pod
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James Blast wrote:does everyone know that Never Land on the remasters is 11:59 and has extra lyrics?
I'm still trying to get back to normal breathing here :lol:


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James Blast wrote:does everyone know that Never Land on the remasters is 11:59 and has extra lyrics?
:cry: But then it's not "a fragment"! :cry:
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Would have to be Covenant - Bullet as my top intro
Been a while, ahem
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boudicca wrote:
James Blast wrote:does everyone know that Never Land on the remasters is 11:59 and has extra lyrics?
:cry: But then it's not "a fragment"! :cry:
Indeed, it's now called Never Land (full length) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again, listening to it now..........awesome :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Geno...Geno...Geno... Dexys Midnight Runners :notworthy: 8) :notworthy:
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Return OF The Pigs - 25men
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Best intro this year.. "Goodison Park please give a very warm Goodison Park welcome to Andy Johnson!!! "

Second best.. "We're no longer the Sisterhood, we're now called the m*****n..this is 1969" Powerhouse, Birmingham March 1986 ( If my mammeries serve me right).. from then on ... one of the finest bands since the Ramones took form Gawd Bless 'em, happy daze indeed. *sniff, sob*
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Zodiac Mindwarp & the Love Reaction - Prime Mover :lol:
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Das machte viele Leute sehr wütend und wurde allenthalben als Schritt in die falsche Richtung angesehen."


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vicus wrote:Zodiac Mindwarp & the Love Reaction - Prime Mover :lol:
Yeah, I agree. But that guitar after the Wolfchild solo, that's how a song should come in. :notworthy:
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