Heartland

and because the Libran in me can't abide strife...

'The friend I have is a passionate friend
But I can't see you buying'

That's from Scanners Josh, am I right?

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life, which kind of freaked me out a bit .

Playing the Goff Card

I have a right to be here!
I have a right to dress!
I like my corsets, boots, and make-up,
I'm goff like all the rest.

Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**k!
Don't you write a word
Else you'll hurt my feelings and
I'll tell the moderator!

I'll tell him you are being mean
Like the kids were back in school.
I 'll tell him that my feelings count
You can't play me the fool!

So Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**ck!
I might be a pretentious Bitch,
But 'cause I'm goth you can't tell me that
Else your comments will be ditched!!

The kids in school they spurned me
So I went and bought a gun
If they keep it up they'll pay
And then, I'll have some fun!

So Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**ck
I might be a pretentious Bitch
But 'cause I'm goth you can't tell me that
Else your comments will be ditched!!

You're starting again. Stop. This fire's already dying down, there's no need to keep fanning it.

Dark wrote:You're starting again. Stop. This fire's already dying down, there's no need to keep fanning it.

The flames are in us all (no pun intended). think I say...think!!!!

No comment.

wild bill buttock wrote:

Yes, but I think we need to adress the more important issue here, in that we're out of Llamas.

d00mw0lf wrote:

wild bill buttock wrote:

Yes, but I think we need to adress the more important issue here, in that we're out of Llamas.

The Solution:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

IZ.

Out of llamas..?

I think it's time for an Alpaca:

Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama
Farmer, llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama, duck

@ The Monty Python reference

And yes, I do know it off by heart

Motz wrote:Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama
Farmer, llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama, duck

@ The Monty Python reference

And yes, I do know it off by heart

It IS a highly addictive song, innit?

'specially love the 'alarm a llama' sentence. Reminded me of Tom Petty's 'I met a girl with that tattoo too'.

IZ.

There isn't any censorship on HL.

At all.

And if there is, I'll make it my m*****n to uncover it!

Motz wrote:And if there is, I'll make it my m*****n to uncover it!

I will as well.There should be no sub-m*****n to this sort of f**king s**t.

I recently discovered you can say fucktard.

Gave me quite a bit of juvenile glee, that did .

I can say fuck too (and no content filter will pick up on it, so don't worry ), but it's probably not advisable to set such a poor example to the youngsters

[geek-hat]
I should write a patch to prevent that, actually
[/geek-hat]

fucktard.f**k me so can I.
Can I say fuckpig?Yeah cool.

Can you say wankel rotary engine?

boudicca wrote:I recently discovered you can say fucktard.

Gave me quite a bit of juvenile glee, that did .

clusterfuck

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

Here was me thinking that a clusterfuck was a gangbang.

markfiend wrote:Here was me thinking that a clusterfuck was a gangbang.

It's military slang for "a disastrous situation that results from the cumulative errors of several people or groups. In semi-polite company this is referred to as a Charlie Foxtrot."

Maybe I should have included a in my last post.

wild bill buttock wrote:Can you say wankel rotary engine?

I just did.

Bloody typical,you can have as many wanks as you like,but you can't have a f**k.

Very much like married life then.

How about "Bigguth Dickuth"?

He wanks as high as anybody in Wome???