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nononononono that woman is not hot! her makeup stylist should have been shot
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emilystrange wrote:nononononono that woman is not hot!
She's no Scarlet Johanson in the beauty stakes but like loriel she's worth it: Image
Been a while, ahem
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l'oreal.

noooooooooooooooooooooo............
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nae thruppenys and her eyes are far to wide apart - inbread?

Big John joined ma table upstairs at the GBOA gig in Govan Town Hall. History, I ken, but I spotted he was gay then.

actual scenario:
Wee Guy: You're Big John fi Thi Exploited, sign ma shirt big man
Big John: Awrite... takes big inky out and writes 'My name is (he then asked said shirt wearers name) Scott and I suck cocks'
WG: Brilliant, Man!
us: hehehehehehehehe
Wee Guys mates: didye see whit he wrote?
WG: It's Big John, like...

Conclusiive proof That Big John Lifts Shirts! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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James Blast wrote:nae thruppenys and her eyes are far to wide apart - inbread?
She is fae Em-bru, don't forget. They're all like that there... :innocent: :twisted:
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Come the Revolution, you lot are first up against the wall!
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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boudicca wrote:
James Blast wrote:nae thruppenys and her eyes are far to wide apart - inbread?
She is fae Em-bru, don't forget. They're all like that there... :innocent: :twisted:
Shut it you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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weebleswobble wrote:Come the Revolution, you lot are first up against the wall!
Now now, us Jocko Homos have to stick together :wink: ...

we're under seige these days :roll:
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Hur een ur tae wide wide apart! FACT :eek:
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James Blast wrote:Hur een ur tae wide wide apart! FACT :eek:
BAWZ!!!, she's a honey!
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boudicca wrote:
Big Si wrote:Old age, hen. Old age.... :roll:


See Boudicca's avatar :innocent:

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You do realise you've just reserved yourself a stabbin'?
In Bearsden, we do it with fancy cutlery, but the effect is much the same I think you'll find... :twisted: :innocent:
Wee Tam 'n Shug've prably nicked 'em by noo! :twisted:

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Tam 'n Shug, Tam 'n Shug, I think ye mean Darren and Tyler :wink:

Jordan and Shane are also interchangable :|
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James Blast wrote:Tam 'n Shug, Tam 'n Shug, I think ye mean Darren and Tyler :wink:

Jordan and Shane are also interchangable :|
Oot north-west mibbees :wink: but naw fae the Glesgae Gorbals! :D
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Or Gucci & Versace McGaghie :lol:
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Big Si wrote: Image
Or as Chubby Brown said to a Scouser with a brick:

"What the f**king hell's that?"
"Deposit for a colour telly!"
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Big Si wrote:Oot north-west mibbees :wink: but naw fae the Glesgae Gorbals! :D
Yi do really live wi in yir own wee Glesga idea, dontcha Fud!? :lol: :lol: :lol: :evil:
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James Blast wrote:
Big Si wrote:Oot north-west mibbees :wink: but naw fae the Glesgae Gorbals! :D
Yi do really live wi in yir own wee Glesga idea, dontcha Fud!? :lol: :lol: :lol: :evil:
Och aye! :wink: 'n it's Bawsac, no fud, Fannybaws! :wink: ;D
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Big Si wrote:Image
That would be Dominic and Tarquin.
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I attempted to prevent Random Jon Poole from pushing his way into the queue and up the stairs to get into see the New Generation Superstars on Friday night.

He seemed vaguely amused. Momentarily. :notworthy:
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boudicca wrote:
Big Si wrote:Image
That would be Dominic and Tarquin.
In Bearsden, no question - In ra Gorbals :eek: , nae f***in' chance :twisted:
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What strange language are you all talking? :lol:
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heartspeak.
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emilystrange wrote:heartspeak.
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Touched a 'minor artist's' sweaty brow as he drifted into off into a coma. Peace and quite at last.
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smiscandlon wrote:As a long-time science fiction fan I have many many very uncool autographs from various sci-fi TV & film actors etc. :oops:

Ones I'm particularly proud of though:

Christopher Lee :notworthy:
Desmond Llewelyn (Q from the Bond movies - got it about 2 weeks before he died :( )
John Pertwee
A Star Wars comic signed by Dave (Darth Vader) Prowse and Jeremy (Boba Fett) Bulloch :P
William Shatner

The mighty Jonah Lomu

Music-wise, best I can manage is a Rainbow LP signed by the reverend Ronnie James Dio

etc.
One I'd forgotten about that something reminded me of tonight - an X-Men comic signed by the mighty Sir Ian McKellan. And I met the wrestler guy that played Sabretooth in the first X-Men movie, a charming fellow despite appearances to the contrary:

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