Internal Jukebox

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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boudicca wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Andie wrote:this morning my internal jukebox was having a great deal of fun playing...

"We buy any car, dot com"

thankfully I had my Walkman this afternoon
that's a baisturt that wan
That jingle was composed by Satan himself. True fact!
Something set it off this morning at work...I dunno if it was an audio ad on the radio...or if one of the local radio stations has started using it as a jingle...but three other work mates were also blighted by it and found that they were indeed, singing along!! :eek:
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Big Si wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:Doh: a deer, a female deer.
Ray: a drop of golden sun.
Yer both meringue.

DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer...

RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...

:wink:
Yer just not in our internal jukebox Big Si! So you are just wrong.
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Big Si wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: Ray: a drop of golden sun.
Yer both meringue.

DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer...

RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...

:wink:
Yer just not in our internal jukebox Big Si! So you are just wrong.
Nah, you jist dinnae ken the correct words to the tune :wink:

ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer...

:wink:
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Me: a name I call myself! :innocent:
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MadameButterfly wrote:Me! Me! Me!
Aye, yer a typical woman alright :innocent:
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Big Si wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Me! Me! Me!
Aye, yer a typical woman alright :innocent:
I beg your pardon? I'm nothing typical at all, no typical brain cell, no typical brainwave, no typical woman in any way!

How dare you Big Si! :evil:

I'm NOT even fuckingtypical human being! :twisted: ;D
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I'll get the Swarfega...
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what is Swarfega please?
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Maria from West Side Story.

@doulfe Thanks for that.
:lol: :lol:
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Oh cheers James! I still haven't heard of the stuff before.

Green on your hands though? I've heard of having green hands, and I do have that, but soap and water usually does it for me. :lol: Oh and since my hands were starting to look my age, I've started creaming them in when dry. :lol:
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Total eclispe of the heart - watched the literal vid too many times!! It still makes me laugh!

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The midsection of Echoes.

I'm very happy with my IJ today. :D
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Under Pressure (Queen & Bowie)

Just the bass hook. Over and over and over and over again. :evil:

Edit: By the way, there's a term for a song that's "stuck in your head": Earworm
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You Suffer - Napalm Death

On repeat. ;D

(and yes, that's annoying! Almost sounds like one of those drumrolls they use when the equilibrist is going to do a very tricky salto)

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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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Toto - Rosanna
Bloody work radio :roll:

Meet you all the way! Roannnnaaa yeah :urff: :lol:
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Hollylicious wrote:Toto - Rosanna
Bloody work radio :roll:

Meet you all the way! Roannnnaaa yeah :urff: :lol:
Oof, I feel your pain :lol:

Spinal Tap related digression: Jeff Porcaro, Toto's drummer, actually did die in a bizarre gardening accident.
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markfiend wrote:
Hollylicious wrote:Toto - Rosanna
Bloody work radio :roll:

Meet you all the way! Roannnnaaa yeah :urff: :lol:
Oof, I feel your pain :lol:

Spinal Tap related digression: Jeff Porcaro, Toto's drummer, actually did die in a bizarre gardening accident.
:lol: I shouldn't laugh but you couldn't make it up could you? ;D
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" she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
she'll be coming round the mountain
she'll be coming round the mountain
she'll be coming when she comes
"

:lol: my father is haunting me! :lol: :notworthy:

"she'll be wearing pink panties when she comes!
she'll be wearing pink panties when she comes!
she'll be wearing pink panties!
she'll be wearing pink panties!
she'll be wearing pink panties when she comes!
"

my pa's own refrain on the top of his voice..
hence i hate pink with a passion! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Androo S wrote:She's in Panties....
:wink:
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Quick ridiculous story to a Bauhaus song... She's in parties...

I always heard She's in Politics! and thought that fuckingkicksarse!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

pieces of small paper that disolve in the mouth in doggy goth clubs didn't help my fault in hearing.

'twas p!ss funny when my best friend informed me later in the early morning!
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MadameButterfly wrote:pieces of small paper that disolve in the mouth in doggy goth clubs didn't help my fault in hearing.
Don't eat loo roll Debs. It's not good for you.
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boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:pieces of small paper that disolve in the mouth in doggy goth clubs didn't help my fault in hearing.
Don't eat loo roll Debs. It's not good for you.
:lol: :lol: If I did it's just paper that should digest. I was talking about "candy" or LSD. It's a trip you are on for many many moons it feels like but then again you have no perception of time. Except when the sun starts rising. :wink:
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boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:pieces of small paper that disolve in the mouth in doggy goth clubs didn't help my fault in hearing.
Don't eat loo roll Debs. It's not good for you.
What about the paper wrappers on Tunes or

Image

;D
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Big Si wrote:
boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:pieces of small paper that disolve in the mouth in doggy goth clubs didn't help my fault in hearing.
Don't eat loo roll Debs. It's not good for you.
What about the paper wrappers on Tunes or

Image

;D
I'd eat those but would unwrap them first! :wink:
Si there is a difference between loo rolls and wrapped papers full of ink and compressed arty s**t and what not. No lady would eat those just like that! :roll: :lol:
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