Heartland

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 20:39**

boudicca wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Andie wrote:this morning my internal jukebox was having a great deal of fun playing...

"We buy any car, dot com"

thankfully I had my Walkman this afternoon
that's a baisturt that wan
That jingle was composed by Satan himself. True fact!

Something set it off this morning at work...I dunno if it was an audio ad on the radio...or if one of the local radio stations has started using it as a jingle...but three other work mates were also blighted by it and found that they were indeed, singing along!!

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 21:03**

Big Si wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:Doh: a deer, a female deer.
Ray: a drop of golden sun.
Yer both meringue.

DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer...

RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...

Yer just not in our internal jukebox Big Si! So you are just wrong.

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 21:06**

MadameButterfly wrote:
Big Si wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: Ray: a drop of golden sun.
Yer both meringue.

DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer...

RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...

Yer just not in our internal jukebox Big Si! So you are just wrong.

Nah, you jist dinnae ken the correct words to the tune

ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer...

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 21:18**

Me: a name I call myself!

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 21:22**

MadameButterfly wrote:Me! Me! Me!

Aye, yer a typical woman alright

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 21:24**

Big Si wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Me! Me! Me!
Aye, yer a typical woman alright

I beg your pardon? I'm nothing typical at all, no typical brain cell, no typical brainwave, no typical woman in any way!

How dare you Big Si!

I'm NOT even fuckingtypical human being!

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 21:25**

I'll get the Swarfega...

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 21:26**

what is Swarfega please?

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 21:45**

Google is your friend, Bint!

http://www.screwfix.com/search.do?fh_se ... &source=aw

Posted: **29 Jan 2010, 16:03**

Maria from West Side Story.

@doulfe Thanks for that.

Posted: **29 Jan 2010, 20:55**

Oh cheers James! I still haven't heard of the stuff before.

Green on your hands though? I've heard of having green hands, and I do have that, but soap and water usually does it for me.

Oh and since my hands were starting to look my age, I've started creaming them in when dry.

Posted: **30 Jan 2010, 01:01**

Total eclispe of the heart - watched the literal vid too many times!! It still makes me laugh!

...mullet with headlights!

Posted: **01 Mar 2010, 13:45**

The midsection of Echoes.

I'm very happy with my IJ today.

Posted: **01 Mar 2010, 14:00**

Under Pressure (Queen & Bowie)

Just the bass hook. Over and over and over and over again.

Edit: By the way, there's a term for a song that's "stuck in your head": Earworm

Posted: **01 Mar 2010, 14:41**

You Suffer - Napalm Death

On repeat.

(and yes, that's annoying! Almost sounds like one of those drumrolls they use when the equilibrist is going to do a very tricky salto)

IZ.

Posted: **01 Mar 2010, 16:34**

Toto - Rosanna
Bloody work radio

Meet you all the way! Roannnnaaa yeah

Posted: **01 Mar 2010, 16:58**

Hollylicious wrote:Toto - Rosanna
Bloody work radio

Meet you all the way! Roannnnaaa yeah

Oof, I feel your pain

Spinal Tap related digression: Jeff Porcaro, Toto's drummer, actually did die in a bizarre gardening accident.

Posted: **01 Mar 2010, 17:02**

markfiend wrote:
Hollylicious wrote:Toto - Rosanna
Bloody work radio

Meet you all the way! Roannnnaaa yeah
Oof, I feel your pain

Spinal Tap related digression: Jeff Porcaro, Toto's drummer, actually did die in a bizarre gardening accident.

I shouldn't laugh but you couldn't make it up could you?

Posted: **01 Mar 2010, 21:57**

" she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
she'll be coming round the mountain
she'll be coming round the mountain
she'll be coming when she comes "

my father is haunting me!

"she'll be wearing pink panties when she comes!
she'll be wearing pink panties when she comes!
she'll be wearing pink panties!
she'll be wearing pink panties!
she'll be wearing pink panties when she comes!"

my pa's own refrain on the top of his voice..
hence i hate pink with a passion!

Posted: **01 Mar 2010, 21:59**

Androo S wrote:She's in Panties....

Posted: **01 Mar 2010, 22:04**

Quick ridiculous story to a Bauhaus song... She's in parties...

I always heard She's in Politics! and thought that fuckingkicksarse!

pieces of small paper that disolve in the mouth in doggy goth clubs didn't help my fault in hearing.

'twas p!ss funny when my best friend informed me later in the early morning!

Posted: **03 Mar 2010, 19:43**

MadameButterfly wrote:pieces of small paper that disolve in the mouth in doggy goth clubs didn't help my fault in hearing.

Don't eat loo roll Debs. It's not good for you.

Posted: **03 Mar 2010, 19:58**

boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:pieces of small paper that disolve in the mouth in doggy goth clubs didn't help my fault in hearing.
Don't eat loo roll Debs. It's not good for you.

If I did it's just paper that should digest. I was talking about "candy" or LSD. It's a trip you are on for many many moons it feels like but then again you have no perception of time. Except when the sun starts rising.

Posted: **03 Mar 2010, 20:58**

boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:pieces of small paper that disolve in the mouth in doggy goth clubs didn't help my fault in hearing.
Don't eat loo roll Debs. It's not good for you.

What about the paper wrappers on Tunes or

Posted: **03 Mar 2010, 21:15**

Big Si wrote:
boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:pieces of small paper that disolve in the mouth in doggy goth clubs didn't help my fault in hearing.
Don't eat loo roll Debs. It's not good for you.
What about the paper wrappers on Tunes or

I'd eat those but would unwrap them first!

Si there is a difference between loo rolls and wrapped papers full of ink and compressed arty s**t and what not. No lady would eat those just like that!

Heartland

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