Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Oh by the way, seeing as my two fellow HL Hoteliers have already met her briefly, now's as good a time as any....if anyone is still keeping score with the lists, I'll be plus one on the night. Needed some company for pointing at all the g-words and giggling.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
emilystrange wrote:so, let me get this straight... you're all going to be relying on uncle tim to keep you safe?
Am I fcuk Path to madness that, as I believe some great wit once termed it
@ Timothy - I think I have spent sufficient time in the capital of the better part of the Land Of Lard to know my way about it, vaguely at least. Having said that I was more than a little alarmed to find when I was down in August that my recollection of the layout was not as good as I'd hoped.
If I stick to the Headrow I'm fine
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
But thanks, you set of baisturds, I will certainly think twice before extending the hand of generosity in future! If I sustain more than fifty percent casualties amongst my guests, I will concede defeat.
Path to madness that, as I believe some great wit once termed it 
Bloody tourists! 
