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timsinister wrote:I thought men were supposed to be the barbarians?!
Find the male counterpart for the name Barbara. :wink:
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canon docre wrote:Can I join here too mateys? After all, I was considered a male for most of my HL time. ;D

I'd do her:

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You mean to say you're not male? Cripes. :eek: :kiss:

Oh yeah, i would too.
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Dark wrote:Brian Molko in the mid 90s is one I would, however.
Hmmm, Shirley Manson and Brian Molko... I may have to have a cold shower.
timsinister wrote:I thought men were supposed to be the barbarians?!
Quisque est barbarus alio.
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Planet Dave wrote:
You mean to say you're not male? Cripes. :eek: :kiss:

Oh yeah, i would too.
Sadly only a few on here could verify my decorous womanhood as they'd the pleasure to see me in the flesh. But they all withered away...

@scotty: Lily Allen: A definite No go for me. Still no reason to slag her off. I'm pretty sure she wouldnt do any of you either.
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Good.

I seem to remember seeing a picture of you at one point, Jess. All "pretty German mega-star" I must say, if I remember correctly. :lol:
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Jessica's MySpace gallery is a lip-biting nerve-wracking muscle-tensing trawl through the fabulous life of our Berlin Bombshell. Comes highly recommend.

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timsinister wrote:Shirley Manson is guaranteed to make me lose concentration...

Now the thread is moving in an interesting direction! 8)
I've been out with Shirley and her mates a few times, she used to meet Big Jonny Duncan and his mate, who was my mate and lived opposit me, she was in Goodbye Mr MacKenzie :von: :notworthy: at the time and also working in Miss Selfridges, she was good laugh.
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eotunun wrote:In Germany we say "Blöd fickt gut" (I bet the swearfilter doesn't work multilingual, so that should work here ;D)
And bloot in Dutch is quite handy too in that case, I think :lol:

(sorry, I know it's silly but I just always tend to think that when reading the word blöd - bloot means naked btw)
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I just drank a litre of enema ;D
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James Blast wrote:I just drank a litre of enema ;D
And they say that English beer is pish! :lol:
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wouldn't ken, I'm a Jocko Homo :D
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EvilBastard wrote:
James Blast wrote:I just drank a litre of enema ;D
And they say that English beer is pish! :lol:
Scottish Beer goes in.......................English Beer comes out :twisted:
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Obviousman wrote:
eotunun wrote:In Germany we say "Blöd fickt gut" (I bet the swearfilter doesn't work multilingual, so that should work here ;D)
And bloot in Dutch is quite handy too in that case, I think :lol:

(sorry, I know it's silly but I just always tend to think that when reading the word blöd - bloot means naked btw)
That's the flamish equivalent to the german "bloß" then. :wink:

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timsinister wrote:Jessica's MySpace gallery is a lip-biting nerve-wracking muscle-tensing trawl through the fabulous life of our Berlin Bombshell. Comes highly recommend.

:wink: ;D
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Sorry if I missed the start of this, but some one mentioned women who used to make you lose concentra... o.k here's one for the fanboys of goth out there.

Miss Antoinette 'Toni' Halliday !

She used to make me go all gooey and warm in the trouser department quite often in the early 90's. Ahhh sweet sticky memories.

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Approved!

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timsinister wrote:Image

Approved!

:notworthy:
Absolutely gorgeous! :notworthy: :notworthy:

*scuttles back to the ladies land before getting hacked to pieces*
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:
timsinister wrote:Image

Approved!

:notworthy:
Absolutely gorgeous! :notworthy: :notworthy:

*scuttles back to the ladies land before getting hacked to pieces*
GET.....OOT!!!!!
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*burp!* :P

Soooo not scared. What you gonna do, knee me in the balls? :twisted: :lol:
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Farting contest, Claire? :lol:
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Well, that's it Ladz.......it's been good while it lasted :roll: , but now Two Bints have shown their unwelcome faces on this hallowed ground :( , it's kinda like your Mum/Wife/Girlfriend coming into your Local Pub.........or Snooker Hall, you know things'll never be quite the same again :( , soon they'll all be on here talking about Cushions, Brad Pitt, Recipease, how difficult reverse parking is and how things with wings in you pants really do give you more confidence :innocent: , but as Women usually do..........they'll just fuck up things for us Blokes :roll: :cry:

Adios :|
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scotty wrote: :( , soon they'll all be on here talking about Cushions, Brad Pitt, Recipease, how difficult reverse parking is and how things with wings in you pants really do give you more confidence :innocent:
I'd never advocate putting a hummingbird in yer grundies :eek:
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Afraid to say it ladies, but Scotty is right. You don't even realise you're doing it, but you'll all be taking over the conversation when you realise you aren't the center of attention :P
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or "This is Pot, come in Kettle!" :twisted: :P :kiss:
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