Posted: 26 Feb 2008, 22:39
Find the male counterpart for the name Barbara.timsinister wrote:I thought men were supposed to be the barbarians?!
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Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 12:45
You mean to say you're not male? Cripes.canon docre wrote:Can I join here too mateys? After all, I was considered a male for most of my HL time.
I'd do her:
Oh yeah, i would too.
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 13:08
Hmmm, Shirley Manson and Brian Molko... I may have to have a cold shower.Dark wrote:Brian Molko in the mid 90s is one I would, however.
Quisque est barbarus alio.timsinister wrote:I thought men were supposed to be the barbarians?!
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 13:14
Sadly only a few on here could verify my decorous womanhood as they'd the pleasure to see me in the flesh. But they all withered away...Planet Dave wrote:
You mean to say you're not male? Cripes.
Oh yeah, i would too.
@scotty: Lily Allen: A definite No go for me. Still no reason to slag her off. I'm pretty sure she wouldnt do any of you either.
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 19:15
Good.
I seem to remember seeing a picture of you at one point, Jess. All "pretty German mega-star" I must say, if I remember correctly.
I seem to remember seeing a picture of you at one point, Jess. All "pretty German mega-star" I must say, if I remember correctly.
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 19:21
Jessica's MySpace gallery is a lip-biting nerve-wracking muscle-tensing trawl through the fabulous life of our Berlin Bombshell. Comes highly recommend.
Fabricati Diem, PvnkQuisque est barbarus alio.
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 19:32
I've been out with Shirley and her mates a few times, she used to meet Big Jonny Duncan and his mate, who was my mate and lived opposit me, she was in Goodbye Mr MacKenzietimsinister wrote:Shirley Manson is guaranteed to make me lose concentration...
Now the thread is moving in an interesting direction!
at the time and also working in Miss Selfridges, she was good laugh.Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 19:47
And bloot in Dutch is quite handy too in that case, I thinkeotunun wrote:In Germany we say "Blöd fickt gut" (I bet the swearfilter doesn't work multilingual, so that should work here
(sorry, I know it's silly but I just always tend to think that when reading the word blöd - bloot means naked btw)
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 19:51
I just drank a litre of enema
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 19:57
And they say that English beer is pish!James Blast wrote:I just drank a litre of enema
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 19:59
wouldn't ken, I'm a Jocko Homo 
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 19:59
Scottish Beer goes in.......................English Beer comes outEvilBastard wrote:And they say that English beer is pish!James Blast wrote:I just drank a litre of enema
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 20:01
That's the flamish equivalent to the german "bloß" then.Obviousman wrote:And bloot in Dutch is quite handy too in that case, I thinkeotunun wrote:In Germany we say "Blöd fickt gut" (I bet the swearfilter doesn't work multilingual, so that should work here
(sorry, I know it's silly but I just always tend to think that when reading the word blöd - bloot means naked btw)
QEB:
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 21:42
Thanks for that, Tim.timsinister wrote:Jessica's MySpace gallery is a lip-biting nerve-wracking muscle-tensing trawl through the fabulous life of our Berlin Bombshell. Comes highly recommend.
Fabricati Diem, PvnkQuisque est barbarus alio.
See my sig.IZ.
Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 23:08
The greatest empire on the planet, reduced to comedy one-liners for internet forums.
Plato would be proud!
Plato would be proud!
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 13:39
Sorry if I missed the start of this, but some one mentioned women who used to make you lose concentra... o.k here's one for the fanboys of goth out there.
Miss Antoinette 'Toni' Halliday !
She used to make me go all gooey and warm in the trouser department quite often in the early 90's. Ahhh sweet sticky memories.
Miss Antoinette 'Toni' Halliday !
She used to make me go all gooey and warm in the trouser department quite often in the early 90's. Ahhh sweet sticky memories.
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 19:02
Approved!
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 20:39
Absolutely gorgeous!timsinister wrote:
Approved!
*scuttles back to the ladies land before getting hacked to pieces*
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 21:11
GET.....OOT!!!!!Hexe Luciferia wrote:Absolutely gorgeous!timsinister wrote:
Approved!
*scuttles back to the ladies land before getting hacked to pieces*
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 21:13
*burp!* 
Soooo not scared. What you gonna do, knee me in the balls?
Soooo not scared. What you gonna do, knee me in the balls?
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 21:14
Farting contest, Claire?
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 21:22
Well, that's it Ladz.......it's been good while it lasted 
, but now Two Bints have shown their unwelcome faces on this hallowed ground 
, it's kinda like your Mum/Wife/Girlfriend coming into your Local Pub.........or Snooker Hall, you know things'll never be quite the same again , soon they'll all be on here talking about Cushions, Brad Pitt, Recipease, how difficult reverse parking is and how things with wings in you pants really do give you more confidence 
, but as Women usually do..........they'll just fuck up things for us Blokes 
Adios
, but now Two Bints have shown their unwelcome faces on this hallowed ground , it's kinda like your Mum/Wife/Girlfriend coming into your Local Pub.........or Snooker Hall, you know things'll never be quite the same again , soon they'll all be on here talking about Cushions, Brad Pitt, Recipease, how difficult reverse parking is and how things with wings in you pants really do give you more confidence , but as Women usually do..........they'll just fuck up things for us Blokes Adios
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 21:42
I'd never advocate putting a hummingbird in yer grundiesscotty wrote:
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 22:15
Afraid to say it ladies, but Scotty is right. You don't even realise you're doing it, but you'll all be taking over the conversation when you realise you aren't the center of attention
Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 22:59
or "This is Pot, come in Kettle!"