Fat Goths

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Andy TG
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MadameButterfly wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: Oh I can bend! ;D :twisted: :innocent:
I'm sure! :twisted: :lol:
Indeed! :wink:
Indeed - INDEED - Now dont you be starting THAT again Madame :wink:
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:oops: :oops:

Sorry but in my defense, it's still Steven's fault! :twisted:
it's all about circles and spirals
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Same as it ever was... :roll:
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MadameButterfly
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :P
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Maybe the fat goths could try the Nietzschean Diet

"Those on Nietzsche's diet must remember that, while discipline and mastering one's fear are desirable, the specter of a man striving willfully and joyfully against a frigid universe while drinking deep of 'life's bitter broth' will not precipitate weight loss," nutritionist Dr. Frank Stearns said. "A few more non-allegorical recipes would have been nice, too."
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"nutritionist Dr. Frank Stearns"

i know someone called 'frank stern' :lol:

his band are called 'frank stern & the hate unlimited orchestra' :notworthy:
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What about Dr. Frank N. Furter? :innocent: ;D


*Hides*
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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it doesn't have the same ring as "The James Blast Orchestra", don't ask me why

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James Blast wrote:it doesn't have the same ring as "The James Blast Orchestra", don't ask me why

:lol:
...but then again, what does? :innocent:
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"what's brown and sounds like a bell"?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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James Blast wrote:"what's brown and sounds like a bell"?
your arse...? :innocent:
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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potty mouth, indeed! :eek:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: predictable ;D
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
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psichonaut wrote:
James Blast wrote:"what's brown and sounds like a bell"?
your arse...? :innocent:
Could the real punch line be anywhere near as childishly hilarious as that? :lol: :lol: :lol: Thank you Marco :notworthy:
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James Blast wrote:potty mouth, indeed! :eek:
I'm surprised that you're surprised :P
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Rosalie
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Nietzschean Diet
Eat a lot of s**t instead of talking it?

That can't be healthy.
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You would know.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Plump fairies? :innocent:

Have we done the time warp again? :urff:
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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Rosalie
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markfiend wrote:You would know.
Oh ho overly simplistic comebacks haven't gone out of style I see.
Anne Widdecombe sucks.
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Rosalie wrote:
markfiend wrote:You would know.
Oh ho overly simplistic comebacks haven't gone out of style I see.
I hope not.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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seconded.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Rosalie wrote:
markfiend wrote:You would know.
Oh ho overly simplistic comebacks haven't gone out of style I see.
Ah give me a break, you left an open goal ;D
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boudicca wrote:Plump fairies? :innocent:

Have we done the time warp again? :urff:
It feels quite okay this time warp! Reminds me of the good old days ... :wink: ;D
it's all about circles and spirals
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MadameButterfly wrote:
boudicca wrote:Plump fairies? :innocent:

Have we done the time warp again? :urff:
It feels quite okay this time warp! Reminds me of the good old days ... :wink: ;D
are you going to start zapping people then debs? :innocent: :kiss:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
boudicca wrote:Plump fairies? :innocent:

Have we done the time warp again? :urff:
It feels quite okay this time warp! Reminds me of the good old days ... :wink: ;D
are you going to start zapping people then debs? :innocent: :kiss:
nah...marky already did that one honey! *giggles*
i'm a good girl now lee :innocent:
it's all about circles and spirals
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