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Oh YEAH...

i'm gonna say it and be damned!!

you are a tower of strength to me!

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Yay! It Monday morning.














and tomorrow is a public holidy :)
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hallucienate wrote:Yay! It Monday morning.














and tomorrow is a public holidy :)
That's unusually bad grammar for you, Hal.
have you been at that cheap South African wine again? :D
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it's not that cheap here. and it was a monday morning. :roll:
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wat was that about bad grammar?
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why can't i say Bre@st in the chat?
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Burn wrote:why can't i say Bre@st in the chat?
ROTFLMAO

You can sure say titties just fine, not to mention boobs. Your gonna laugh, Mr. BP wants to know what I'm wearing to the Z gig. Might just consider your suggestion. :notworthy: :wink:
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hallucienate wrote:Yay! It Monday morning.


and tomorrow is a public holidy :)
what knid of idiot country has a holiday on a tuesday. why ? Now friday i could understand :roll:
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paint it black wrote:
hallucienate wrote:Yay! It Monday morning.


and tomorrow is a public holidy :)
what knid of idiot country has a holiday on a tuesday. why ? Now friday i could understand :roll:
We do. :oops: If Christmas, New Year's or July 4 falls on a Tuesday. :twisted:
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so what the hell happens tuesday?

ah, 19may->my next holiday and the 'Bad Religion' gig!!!
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paint it black wrote:
hallucienate wrote:Yay! It Monday morning.


and tomorrow is a public holidy :)
what knid of idiot country has a holiday on a tuesday. why ? Now friday i could understand :roll:
ummm, one that currently has a very slow postal service? yeah it is a bit dumb, but seeing as we're celebrating 10 years of democracy today it's not really negotiable.

Public holidays so far this month:
Good Friday
Easter Monday
14th - day off to go vote
27th - Freedom Day
1st May - Workers Day, which is on a Saturday this year :(
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Black Planet wrote:
Burn wrote:why can't i say Bre@st in the chat?
ROTFLMAO

You can sure say titties just fine, not to mention boobs. Your gonna laugh, Mr. BP wants to know what I'm wearing to the Z gig. Might just consider your suggestion. :notworthy: :wink:

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you go girl...show them your curves!!
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It really really Does My Head In that all these "Bank Hoildays" seriously distrupt the Postal Service in the UK.

It appears to me that the Royal Mail takes anything up to a week to get back to normal after having only 1 extra day off.

Just because the banks are closed why does the country come to a stand still.

Its same when there is only a couple of inchs of Snow.

The UK is going to Hell and its getting worse IMHO :-)
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Burn wrote:
Black Planet wrote:
Burn wrote:why can't i say Bre@st in the chat?
ROTFLMAO

You can sure say titties just fine, not to mention boobs. Your gonna laugh, Mr. BP wants to know what I'm wearing to the Z gig. Might just consider your suggestion. :notworthy: :wink:

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you go girl...show them your curves!!
Z will get whiplash if I do that. :oops: :oops: But it's worth a try, right? And sorry, no pics of me if I go that way. :twisted: Your heart couldn't take it sweet. 8)
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Its same when there is only a couple of inchs of Snow.
You'd fit right in here in the DC metro area. Bread toilette paper and milk rush off the shelves at the grocer here as well.
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Black Planet wrote:
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Its same when there is only a couple of inchs of Snow.
You'd fit right in here in the DC metro area. Bread toilette paper and milk rush off the shelves at the grocer here as well.
Its not much the lack of staple food issue* - its more the Public Transport issue - the trains simply dont run and the bus services are cut right back if theres any snow

* just what to staples eat anyways;-)
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Black Planet wrote:
Burn wrote:
Black Planet wrote: ROTFLMAO

You can sure say titties just fine, not to mention boobs. Your gonna laugh, Mr. BP wants to know what I'm wearing to the Z gig. Might just consider your suggestion. :notworthy: :wink:

:notworthy:

you go girl...show them your curves!!
Z will get whiplash if I do that. :oops: :oops: But it's worth a try, right? And sorry, no pics of me if I go that way. :twisted: Your heart couldn't take it sweet. 8)
What do you mean?...

oh wait a minute...yeah...i get ya now... :innocent:

damn shame the no photos tho... :eek:
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AndyTheGoth wrote:
Black Planet wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:
Its same when there is only a couple of inchs of Snow.
You'd fit right in here in the DC metro area. Bread toilette paper and milk rush off the shelves at the grocer here as well.
Its not much the lack of staple food issue* - its more the Public Transport issue - the trains simply dont run and the bus services are cut right back if theres any snow

* just what to staples eat anyways;-)

public transport??...

try driving in it your self...then you'll find all the buses huddled together in the first free bus stop...other car drivers trying to drive to fast and crashing...and thats just in the first 30 minutes...hey hey...we live in the south!!

public transport can't get through to where ever you happen to be waiting for it...thats just normal...trying moving further north and east...you'll learn to accept that southern England/Wales has no idea what snow can really do...

excuse me...---------> rant time over!!
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