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Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 12:45
by Thea
boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:
I could, but then I'd forget I'd gone back in time five minutes and wonder wtf just happened!
You could use it to go back to 0 A.T. - the birth of Tim, and come bearing gifts of hairgel, alcohol and... myrhh.
What's Myrhh?
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 12:46
by aims
So Tim's now a 12 year old animé ninja called Sasuke
and me?
You learn something new every day
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 12:48
by Thea
Motz wrote:So Tim's now a 12 year old animé ninja called Sasuke
and me?
You learn something new every day
And Mr. T, and the cookie monster, and Alvin Stardust, And Rick Astley and George Michael and Von And James ray and a squeezy lemon and Jesus.
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 12:57
by boudicca
d00mw0lf wrote:boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:
I could, but then I'd forget I'd gone back in time five minutes and wonder wtf just happened!
You could use it to go back to 0 A.T. - the birth of Tim, and come bearing gifts of hairgel, alcohol and... myrhh.
What's Myrhh?
Gold, frankinsence and...
The three wise men's version of aftershave...
ARE YOU A HEATHEN?
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 13:02
by Thea
Well if none are you are going to follow the proper procedure, I guess it's up to me to say:
A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 16:02
by Mrs. Snowey
boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:
I could, but then I'd forget I'd gone back in time five minutes and wonder wtf just happened!
You could use it to go back to 0 A.T. - the birth of Tim, and come bearing gifts of hairgel, alcohol and... myrhh.
Would that be Anno Timotei?
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 18:29
by boudicca
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Would that be Anno Timotei?
There you go! He has even had a shampoo created in honour of His sacred barnet!
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 18:34
by aims
He can't be Von then. He'd lose the endorsement deal
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 18:41
by boudicca
Don't remind me. I'm still not over the loss of his lovely locks...
*sniffle*
That's Von I mean, not Tim....
MIND YOU... I'm
evidently not over the loss of his lovely locks either... so you see, they are still the same person.
Try and spot a hole in that logic.
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 19:22
by Thea
boudicca wrote:Don't remind me. I'm still not over the loss of his lovely locks...
*sniffle*
That's Von I mean, not Tim....
MIND YOU... I'm
evidently not over the loss of his lovely locks either... so you see, they are still the same person.
Try and spot a hole in that logic.
Nicley done!
Found a tim-wig yet?
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 19:25
by boudicca
d00mw0lf wrote:Found a tim-wig yet?
Is that some sort of young person's slang for something rude I don't know about...?
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 19:27
by Thea
No, it's a wig for a tim.
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 19:29
by boudicca
I would suggest a big, 3-foot high, powdered affair, a la Marie Antionette.
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 19:31
by Thea
boudicca wrote:I would suggest a big, 3-foot high, powdered affair, a la Marie Antionette.
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
Sounds good to me!
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 19:35
by boudicca
d00mw0lf wrote:boudicca wrote:I would suggest a big, 3-foot high, powdered affair, a la Marie Antionette.
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
Sounds good to me!
I feel another Photoshop job coming on...!
If I could be arsed.
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 19:38
by Thea
boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:boudicca wrote:I would suggest a big, 3-foot high, powdered affair, a la Marie Antionette.
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
Sounds good to me!
I feel another Photoshop job coming on...!
If I could be arsed.
Ditto.
I can't be arsed either.
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 19:43
by boudicca
We need to WIG HIM in real life and take a photie!
I'll get him next month when he's up here and several pints into the evening, you wait and see!
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 19:46
by Thea
boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:
Sounds good to me!
boudicca wrote:I feel another Photoshop job coming on...!
If I could be arsed.
[quote="d00mw0lf]Ditto.
I can't be arsed either.
We need to WIG HIM in real life and take a photie!
I'll get him next month when he's up here and several pints into the evening, you wait and see!
[/quote]
After enough alcohol you can make him do all sorts - plait his hair, make him join weird bands... Just don't let him near your toilet!
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 20:03
by boudicca
d00mw0lf wrote:plait his hair
Not bloody likely!
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 20:05
by Thea
boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:plait his hair
Not bloody likely!
Plait the wig then!
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 20:58
by boudicca
d00mw0lf wrote:boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:plait his hair
Not bloody likely!
Plait the wig then!
Alrite! I'll have him looking like Heidi/Pippi Longstocking in no time...
(and I'll shave off his eyebrows and draw glasses on his face with a permanent marker pen!
)
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 21:03
by Brideoffrankenstein
d00mw0lf wrote:What's Myrhh?
boudicca wrote:Gold, frankinsence and...
The three wise men's version of aftershave...
ARE YOU A HEATHEN?
Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr....
And look! A blue headscarf!
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 21:11
by Mrs. Snowey
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:What's Myrhh?
boudicca wrote:Gold, frankinsence and...
The three wise men's version of aftershave...
ARE YOU A HEATHEN?
Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr....
And look! A blue headscarf!
It's a sign!
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 21:12
by Mrs RicheyJames
Posted: 15 Aug 2005, 21:14
by Brideoffrankenstein
I was relying on someone
gettingthat