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Quiff Boy wrote:

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:

Mrs. Snowey wrote: You said you had "grass and everything" . Does that mean we can bring tents an' have a mini-festival ? We promise not to block the loo

If you go upsatirs to the middle ages fat chavs who have very loud sex's <shudders> loo. You can block it as much as you like.....In fact I encourage it!!

umm, they were talking about ffs dave's house...

Were they?? Well, I think one knackered bog courtesy of a member of your forum is quite enough, thank you.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, feel free to block up the RJs fat noisy chav mates loo.

snowey wrote:Without wanting to appear rude.... Why don't you start screaming whilst in the throws of passion?? It might stop em upstairs.

We've tried turning the telly on really loud, making sex noises ourselves and making mooing noises! Nothing seems to help. I suggest we get everyone over to ours and all of us make sex noises. That'll stop the buggers.

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:

snowey wrote:Without wanting to appear rude.... Why don't you start screaming whilst in the throws of passion?? It might stop em upstairs.

We've tried turning the telly on really loud, making sex noises ourselves and making mooing noises! Nothing seems to help. I suggest we get everyone over to ours and all of us make sex noises. That'll stop the buggers.

We could always prepare...Josephs Well style undercrackers <shudder>

You'll have the street to yerself after that

Fantastic.

Come to Crewe on Sunday and you can take a "fresh" pair with you.

or

I could loan you Mrs Snowey for a week... between her snoring and farting that should stop your neighbours

snowey wrote:Come to Crewe on Sunday and you can take a "fresh" pair with you.

or

I could loan you Mrs Snowey for a week... between her snoring and farting that should stop your neighbours

LMAO.

No can do this Sunday I'm afraid. Have a guest stopping over for the weekend! Parrrrtaaaaay

I have to wash Tabor smoke and sweat out of my HL tee and come

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:

snowey wrote:Without wanting to appear rude.... Why don't you start screaming whilst in the throws of passion?? It might stop em upstairs.

We've tried turning the telly on really loud, making sex noises ourselves and making mooing noises! Nothing seems to help. I suggest we get everyone over to ours and all of us make sex noises. That'll stop the buggers.

if they think we're having an orgy they might want to join in...

pikkrong wrote:I have to wash Tabor smoke and sweat out of my HL tee

Yes please! Especially if you're staying at mine.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:

snowey wrote:Without wanting to appear rude.... Why don't you start screaming whilst in the throws of passion?? It might stop em upstairs.

We've tried turning the telly on really loud, making sex noises ourselves and making mooing noises! Nothing seems to help. I suggest we get everyone over to ours and all of us make sex noises. That'll stop the buggers.

if they think we're having an orgy they might want to join in...

<voms at the very thought>

She walked past me in the hall yesterday and gave my the dortiest look ever. She must have heard our (very loud) complaints. I think that makes it ten times worse as they've done bugger all about it!!

Have another me stopping tomorrow night. This will be fun @ about 3am when we come back from Ze Vendyhose.

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Have another me stopping tomorrow night.

Another you? Do you have an army of clones or something?

DerekR wrote:

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Have another me stopping tomorrow night.

Another you? Do you have an army of clones or something?

It'll be like The Matrix at this rate

Mrs. Snowey wrote:

DerekR wrote:

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Have another me stopping tomorrow night.

Another you? Do you have an army of clones or something?

It'll be like The Matrix at this rate

"Do you here that, Mr. Anderson? That...is the sound...of two chavs f**king. That is...the sound...of your death."

Fancy doning a smart suit and shades, Mrs. RJ? I'm sure it'd be a step up from black wedding dresses.

Planet Dave wrote:

pikkrong wrote:I have to wash Tabor smoke and sweat out of my HL tee

Yes please!

I've got a better plan - I will take another shirt, People's Republic or something... So I can keep that smoke and sweat as a souvenir

pikkrong wrote:

Planet Dave wrote:

pikkrong wrote:I have to wash Tabor smoke and sweat out of my HL tee

Yes please!

I've got a better plan - I will take another shirt, People's Republic or something... So I can keep that smoke and sweat as a souvenir

Personally, I'm just pleased that Estonian poets can afford more than one shirt. Oh! You did with Eva at M'era Luna. Top man.

timsinister wrote:

Mrs. Snowey wrote:

DerekR wrote: Another you? Do you have an army of clones or something?

It'll be like The Matrix at this rate

"Do you here that, Mr. Anderson? That...is the sound...of two chavs f**king. That is...the sound...of your death."

Fancy doning a smart suit and shades, Mrs. RJ? I'm sure it'd be a step up from black wedding dresses.

I'll help with the marshul ar(t)se

timsinister wrote:

Mrs. Snowey wrote:

DerekR wrote: Another you? Do you have an army of clones or something?

It'll be like The Matrix at this rate

"Do you here that, Mr. Anderson? That...is the sound...of two chavs f**king. That is...the sound...of your death."

Fancy doning a smart suit and shades, Mrs. RJ? I'm sure it'd be a step up from black wedding dresses.

Ha. We walked into our local pub for local people last night and who did we happen to sit very close too????? Well done. You got it. Was great though. They had a bit of a domestic and walked out leaving five chances to win 'play your cards right' . Well it would have been rude not to nick them wouldn't it?

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:

timsinister wrote:

Mrs. Snowey wrote: It'll be like The Matrix at this rate

"Do you here that, Mr. Anderson? That...is the sound...of two chavs f**king. That is...the sound...of your death."

Fancy doning a smart suit and shades, Mrs. RJ? I'm sure it'd be a step up from black wedding dresses.

Ha. We walked into our local pub for local people last night and who did we happen to sit very close too????? Well done. You got it. Was great though. They had a bit of a domestic and walked out leaving five chances to win 'play your cards right' . Well it would have been rude not to nick them wouldn't it?

didn't you have to listen to them making-up afterwards though?

Yes.

The next morning.....<voms>

Johnny M wrote:

pikkrong wrote:

Planet Dave wrote: Yes please!

I've got a better plan - I will take another shirt, People's Republic or something... So I can keep that smoke and sweat as a souvenir

Personally, I'm just pleased that Estonian poets can afford more than one shirt. Oh! You did with Eva at M'era Luna. Top man.

Only those Estonian poets who have got an award could afford more than one shirt. But this happiness doesn't last long. That's why I should buy so many Sisters tees this year. And then I couldn't stop buying and bought one for you or whoever it was

Who's going to be staying at The Queens Hotel? Memory serves only scotty and James Blast (sorry anyone I forgot )

Is it cool to swap mobile numbers to co-ordinate getting to the various events?

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Who's going to be staying at The Queens Hotel? Memory serves only scotty and James Blast (sorry anyone I forgot )

Is it cool to swap mobile numbers to co-ordinate getting to the various events?

Who cares if it's cool,it's a good idea ,I'll send you mine,but if in doubt,I'll be in the BAR !.

scotty wrote:

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Who's going to be staying at The Queens Hotel? Memory serves only scotty and James Blast (sorry anyone I forgot )

Is it cool to swap mobile numbers to co-ordinate getting to the various events?

Who cares if it's cool,it's a good idea ,I'll send you mine,but if in doubt,I'll be in the BAR !.

excellent - I'll let you know mine when I know yours then! (by PM obviously )

Another stupid question: what do you think, is it reasonable to order the weekend tickets to my postal address (to the other side of Europe) or is it better idea to let them being sent to someone who lives in Leeds and comes to those nights anyway? (There's no paying problem anymore, since last summer I've got a PayPal account myself.)

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Is it cool to swap mobile numbers to co-ordinate getting to the various events?

Brideoffrakenstien,Lazcorp & I have swapped mobile phone numbers and were thinking that if someone from or who knows the Leeds area could PM one of us a number it would REALLY help those of us who don't,getting to & from The Queens & the venues ect.