Heartland

Just do it on a whim. I woke up some point in the mid 90s and thought 'fck this for a game of soldiers', popped off to the barbers on Otley Rd in Headingley, and said 'remove it'. From long and blonde to Michael Stipe in about 20 minutes. Sorted.

mh wrote:

bushman*pm wrote:Had mine long & tied back for twenty years now..........
but i do take it out to wash it!
but now I'm getting pretty tired of it but am under strict instructions NOT to get it cut short or even shaved head like I sometimes toy with the idea of!
Dunno what to do.....

Get it shaved for charity. Nobody will have the heart to instruct you not to, and you'll do some good as well.

That's what I did last time I had mine cut:

And end up looking like Mean Machine Angel
'Wiv mah dial own mah hed thaat gaaz uptah fawah!'
Wow, I've just made him sound more like a Geordie!

I don't advise a haircut man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.



(I've also had long hair for just short of 20 years)

markfiend wrote:(I've also had long hair for just short of 20 years)

Aye but give it another 20

the hair will go before it gets like that.

DerekR wrote:

markfiend wrote:(I've also had long hair for just short of 20 years)

Aye but give it another 20

Hrm. Not necessarily. My dad's in his early 60s and still has a ridiculously-thick, unruly mop (the same one he sported when he first landed on these shores with his massive muttonchops and Beatle boots, hahahaha! )...only difference is that it's mainly grey, now.

the shine aff ma napper increases by the day

Try this JB

looks a bit white Steve, do you have it in black

and while I'm here, how did you know about such a product, enquiring minds need to know?

James Blast wrote:looks a bit white Steve, do you have it in black

and while I'm here, how did you know about such a product, enquiring minds need to know?

I could always get the wife to tattoo a couple of rabbits on the back of your head......



































cos from a distance it will look like a couple of hares!


....coat time!

... and the duvet! and the tent! and the garage! ya baisturt!!!

James Blast wrote:the shine aff ma napper increases by the day

Won't be that long till I'm there too - baldness is hereditary.

@ Sinny - I get (and have gotten in the past) the impression that your dad's Irish. Groovy babe!

mh wrote:@ Sinny - I get (and have gotten in the past) the impression that your dad's Irish. Groovy babe!

Uhhhh...huh? From what, exactly? Nope, he's not Irish, he's an ol' blimey Limey from Warwickshire, heeheehee!

As a matter of fact - and I probably shouldn't tell you this, because then you'll think less of him, and possibly even of me, in the process - when he was a young lad, he and his pals detested the Irish to the point that they'd wear orange on St. Patrick's Day.

I like yer dad already, SIN... I'm contrary like that as well.

Neither Irish nor Catholic, why wear green unless ya want to be a clone? Besides, St. Pat's day is for amateur drinkers, just like New Years' Eve.

James Blast wrote:looks a bit white Steve, do you have it in black

and while I'm here, how did you know about such a product, enquiring minds need to know?

Well, I have seen some of the posts referring to hair (or lack thereof) & thought I should be prepared.
Haven't seen any in black yet, but i'm sure it's out there somewhere....

Just wanted to say a mega thanks to QB & co again for getting HL back online.

SINsister wrote:As a matter of fact - and I probably shouldn't tell you this, because then you'll think less of him, and possibly even of me, in the process - when he was a young lad, he and his pals detested the Irish to the point that they'd wear orange on St. Patrick's Day.

Fffffffffffffffffff. If I was gonna be upset by that I'd have a very thin skin indeed. And why think less of you cos of something your dad did years ago, anyway?