Heartland

Emma, it would be easier if you came here!

Chaotican wrote:Remember when the American Tea Party used to refer to their own members as Tea Baggers?

Oh, that was a beautiful, beautiful thing.

Though it's also made me recall this:

emilystrange wrote:Emma, it would be easier if you came here!

I just might be in September, some old band is playing

The real surprise is that the kids aren't "protecting" their "freedom" with assault rifles!

Meanwhile at the Sheraton, well my kitchen actually, it's time for a chocolate hobnob, no dunkage though, as that would be silly.

Well i've ditched the biscuits for once.
There's a giant chocolate egg staring at me and it needs to be eaten right now. I'm gonna stick the kettle on....

Regular Hobnobs can be dunked successfully! It's all in the wrist.

Chocolate eggs, not so much.

EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote: I just might be in September, some old band is playing

not only are they a good band, they offer a way out of hell.

don't dunk the egg! No!

Don't worry guys, no egg will be dunked!!

EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:It's all in the wrist.

That's an entirely different thread, but, I fear, a lonely one

Swinnow wrote:

EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:It's all in the wrist.

That's an entirely different thread, but, I fear, a lonely one

.....and you have to be careful where the crumbs end up

million voices wrote:.....and you have to be careful where the crumbs end up

and dunking would be inadvisable

Mark your calendars

EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:Mark your calendars

That's my cousin's birthday and her dad was a manager in Jacobs!

Every day is biscuit day in this house

Charlie wrote:Every day is biscuit day in this house

[Moves in.]

EvilBastard wrote:

Microcosmia wrote:Intrigued to know, how do you have an orgy with Earl Grey tea?? It just seems so sedate..

A really good strong cup of Earl Grey at about 4pm will reinvigorate, reenergise, and revitalise the body and mind, it relieves stress, and the bergamot is a mood enhancer. 2 or 3 cups with the right people will have you bouncing off the walls and pondering whether the ceiling joists will hold a fuckswing.

The sedateness is a cunning ploy - we Earl Grey orgiastists don't want everyone to know that we're randy buggers and can't wait to run home, pop the kettle on and christen the patio so we give the impression of being frightfully proper. Trust me on this - we're not!

Combining interests.

UnnaturalDisaster wrote:

Charlie wrote:Every day is biscuit day in this house

[Moves in.]

'We're gonna need a bigger biscuit tin'

EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:

EvilBastard wrote:

Microcosmia wrote:Intrigued to know, how do you have an orgy with Earl Grey tea?? It just seems so sedate..

A really good strong cup of Earl Grey at about 4pm will reinvigorate, reenergise, and revitalise the body and mind, it relieves stress, and the bergamot is a mood enhancer. 2 or 3 cups with the right people will have you bouncing off the walls and pondering whether the ceiling joists will hold a fuckswing.

The sedateness is a cunning ploy - we Earl Grey orgiastists don't want everyone to know that we're randy buggers and can't wait to run home, pop the kettle on and christen the patio so we give the impression of being frightfully proper. Trust me on this - we're not!

Combining interests.

So...if you dunk an Early Grey biscuit in a cup of Earl Grey tea, does it result in an Anomaly? A Singularity? A rift in the fabric of time and space itself? Out of which pops a tiny little weird-looking guy wearing some kind of official hat who takes your tea away hands you a stern note, warning about meddling with Things Beyond Your Understanding?

I'm tempted to try it in order to find out. If you wake up tomorrow to discover that the entire planet has disappeared and you are sitting on a solar-flare-swept hunk of rock 13 million lightyears from earth...yeah, sorry about that

Just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow before you start and you'll be fine

Is the tiny, weird-looking guy in a hat also wearing sunglasses?

And is he surrounded by smoke?

Does he taunt the adoring darklings in a mockney accent?

EvilBastard wrote:
So...if you dunk an Early Grey biscuit in a cup of Earl Grey tea, does it result in an Anomaly? A Singularity? A rift in the fabric of time and space itself? Out of which pops a tiny little weird-looking guy wearing some kind of official hat who takes your tea away hands you a stern note, warning about meddling with Things Beyond Your Understanding?

I'm tempted to try it in order to find out. If you wake up tomorrow to discover that the entire planet has disappeared and you are sitting on a solar-flare-swept hunk of rock 13 million lightyears from earth...yeah, sorry about that

It might be a soggy antimatter biscuit quandary.

And all along I thought that the universe was made up of wafers covered in smooth dark matter.

Another myth dunked.

Microcosmia wrote:[It might be a soggy antimatter biscuit quandary.

And all along I thought that the universe was made up of wafers covered in smooth dark matter.

Another myth dunked.

The universe as a plain-chocolate Kit Kat? I could go along with that. Assuming that it was one of the regular 4-bar versions (in the old-style foil wrapper, natch), and not one of these new-fangled and frankly ungodsly "chunky" Kit Kats.

You can dunk them, and they're way better than Tim Tams in that respect.