Posted: 19 Mar 2020, 11:08
Abortion-leftover smoothie, that's what I missed the most when I stopped listening to rock.
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Posted: 21 Mar 2020, 23:37
Posted: 22 Mar 2020, 09:57
When they reschedule it, they could call it "never mind Coronavirus, here's the bollocks".
Posted: 22 Mar 2020, 10:06
It's put me right off nut roasts has that 
Posted: 23 Mar 2020, 12:14
Posted: 30 Mar 2020, 09:14
And now for something completely different. An astrophysicist with magnets up his nose
Posted: 03 Apr 2020, 08:42
Obviously it was love at first sight
Posted: 06 Apr 2020, 08:08
Remember, only leave the house if absolutely necessary and don't carry a rucksack full of weed when you do.
Posted: 06 Apr 2020, 16:00
They really could bend the rules a bit on weed these days given that it calms people down and gives them nice time. Better than getting drunk day by day ...Pista wrote:Remember, only leave the house if absolutely necessary and don't carry a rucksack full of weed when you do.
...Posted: 12 Apr 2020, 11:18
Iceland: Forest rangers mark out two metre intervals so that locals can hug trees at a safe distance from each other
Posted: 13 Apr 2020, 05:47
Well true - now, if we could ask Rizla to produce a paper that was 2m long then we could share a joint with friends and still maintain appropriate distancing. Yes, I know you could stick several together, but even if you're using the king-size variety you'd need to be rolling, let me see now...25, call it 26 to allow for roach and twist. And you'd probably need to use one of those sushi rolling mats to get it done properly. And no, I didn't just try this. Really, officer. Although in theory you could just go with a regular-length joint and use a really really really long roach clip.Being645 wrote:They really could bend the rules a bit on weed these days given that it calms people down and gives them nice time. Better than getting drunk day by day ...Pista wrote:Remember, only leave the house if absolutely necessary and don't carry a rucksack full of weed when you do.
Posted: 15 Apr 2020, 10:22
I don't think it's the size of the J, it's more the sharing that would be an issue. Don't bogart that joint with your coronavirus! 
Posted: 15 Apr 2020, 13:19
Nothing that Psychedelia Smith's Baking Emporium can't work around. Get yer mixing bowls out folks 
Posted: 21 Apr 2020, 11:22
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Posted: 01 May 2020, 11:14
Apparently hand sanitiser is just too damn tasty
Posted: 01 May 2020, 11:20
Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths!Pista wrote:Apparently hand sanitiser is just too damn tasty
Posted: 02 May 2020, 14:21
Band facemasks to raise money for musicians charities ... not the worst idea.
And I expect this concept to spread, in particular as Universal Music (or any other record company) are not needed to do it ...
https://www.loudersound.com/news/band-f ... -charities
And I expect this concept to spread, in particular as Universal Music (or any other record company) are not needed to do it ...
https://www.loudersound.com/news/band-f ... -charities
Posted: 07 May 2020, 09:17
Slightly bigger than they look in the photo. Would not buy again.
Posted: 09 May 2020, 09:36
Not sure where to even begin with this headline
Posted: 12 May 2020, 14:18
UK lockdown transforms Brighton garden into a shoe magnet
Posted: 12 May 2020, 16:23
Posted: 12 May 2020, 17:23
At least he managed to steer clear of udder disaster though likely to remain the butt of some jokes as people milk it for what it's worthiesus wrote:Bull's bid to scratch 'itchy bum' and...
Posted: 13 May 2020, 10:44
Postman's costume found to be insensitive to the many postal workers who suffer from dog attacks annually. Or should that be anally?