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Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 06 May 2024, 08:12
by Pista

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 07 May 2024, 14:02
by Pista
Who's the good panda? You're the good panda aren't you. Does my good panda want a treat? Here's a treat for my good panda.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 12 May 2024, 04:30
by eastmidswhizzkid
Pista wrote: 07 May 2024, 14:02 Who's the good panda? You're the good panda aren't you. Does my good panda want a treat? Here's a treat for my good panda.
the Chinese aren't stupid. why would they want actual pandas ? a pointless evolutionary dead-end species which is only worth saving from extinction so they can be given to other nations as 'cultural gifts' . Gift in both its english meaning & german meanings.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 14 May 2024, 11:47
by Pista
Town councillor reports residents to the police for....*checks notes* ....using sticky tape.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 02 Jun 2024, 11:04
by Pista
Having had enough of rock stars biting them onstage, bats strike back.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 23 Jun 2024, 12:33
by eastmidswhizzkid
Pista wrote: 02 Jun 2024, 11:04 Having had enough of rock stars biting them onstage, bats strike back.
the one Ozzy had a nibble gave him rabies. he thought it was rubber and it wasnt. 1-0 flying meese! but biting Taylor Momsen shows great taste! i mean i aint got many teeth left but i'd put up with dentures if it meant i could have a gobble on Moms. shes a Goddess.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 03 Jul 2024, 09:07
by Pista
The new Daleks look a bit crap.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 12 Jul 2024, 09:24
by ruffers
Man in leopard-print pajamas busted wit ... , cops say busted with what down his pants?

It's obvious really.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 12 Jul 2024, 14:48
by Pista
Apparently, some people have a problem with this

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 03 Aug 2024, 12:51
by Pista

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 31 Aug 2024, 12:48
by Pista
Don't you just hate when you finally get to see your favourite band you die?

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 04 Sep 2024, 09:18
by Pista
Posing "frivolously" in a photo? That's a striking off.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 07 Oct 2024, 15:32
by Quiff Boy
oh

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... r-30087785

Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields

"They had multiple opportunities to re-think what they were doing."

:lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 07 Oct 2024, 17:17
by ruffers
Woof!

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 07 Oct 2024, 17:44
by Pista
Quiff Boy wrote: 07 Oct 2024, 15:32 oh

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... r-30087785

Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields

"They had multiple opportunities to re-think what they were doing."

:lol:
:eek:

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 12 Oct 2024, 13:21
by Pista
.....or is it?

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 12 Oct 2024, 16:11
by ruffers
Schrödinger's drugs

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 13 Oct 2024, 18:12
by Pista
ruffers wrote: 12 Oct 2024, 16:11 Schrödinger's drugs
:lol: :notworthy:

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 19 Oct 2024, 19:17
by Pista
This looks important.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 21 Oct 2024, 12:11
by timsinister
I always regret following an NY Post link

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 11 Nov 2024, 10:09
by Pista
On the whole, teachers are smart. Then there are these teachers.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 13 Nov 2024, 12:58
by Pista