Heartland

now why can't i say A S S in the chat room??...changed my sweet a ss into an ugly Butt...

It's a swear word. Like Breasts, and penis, and bastard.

Was nice to chat with you and LF. Sorry I had to run off. Lamb burgers with goat cheese and toasted pine nuts...were to die for.

Be good my Pet....I plan on being BAD... YES this week is Z week in the BP household! woo hoo

When Big Joan Sets Up:

Hoy hoy
When Big Joan comes out
Her arms are too small
Her head like a ball
She tied off her horse
and galloped off into the moonbeams
She pulled up her blouse
and compared her navel to the moon
I dig my life for a while
When Big Joan sets up
Her hands are too small
She’s too fat to go out in the daylight
So she rolls around all night
I’m just sorta thread
With a drooped body
I’ll set up with ya Big Joan
I’m too fat to go out in the daylight
I’ll stay up all night
I won’t droop if you
Won’t talk about your
Hands being too small
You know something’s happening
Or you wouldn’t of come out like ya did
She ain’t built for going naked
So she can’t wear any new clothes
Or go to the beach
They laugh at her body
Cause her hands are too small
When Big Joan sets up her hands are too small
l She’s outta reach
A turquoise scarf and a sleeve
Rolled up over a Merc Montclair
I’ll sit up with ya Big Joan
I’m too fat to go out in the daytime
I’ll stay up all night
If ya promise not to talk
About your hands being too small
Hoy hoy is she uh boy"

Captain Beefheart

I think this topic should get the 'Golden Quiff of the Year' Award
presented to mf on 26/6/04

i'll work on a prize... am sure i can think of something that mr fiend would appreciate

Cheers Boss drink?...

Red Sunsets wrote:Cheers Boss drink?...

I need some coffee at the moment

Maybe a glass of red wine later though. Had a cheeky little '00 Margaux last night.

The stars are matter.
We are matter.
But it doesn't matter.

Thrash Harry wrote:The stars are matter.
We are matter.
But it doesn't matter.

Withnail:
What is it? What have you found?
Marwood:
Matter.
Withnail:
Matter? Where's it coming from?
Marwood:
Don't look. Don't look. I'm dealing with it!
Withnail:
I think we've been in here too long. I feel unusual. I think we should go outside.

markfiend wrote:

Thrash Harry wrote:The stars are matter.
We are matter.
But it doesn't matter.

Withnail:
What is it? What have you found?
Marwood:
Matter.
Withnail:
Matter? Where's it coming from?
Marwood:
Don't look. Don't look. I'm dealing with it!
Withnail:
I think we've been in here too long. I feel unusual. I think we should go outside.

Sexygoth wrote:

markfiend wrote:

Thrash Harry wrote:The stars are matter.
We are matter.
But it doesn't matter.

Withnail:
What is it? What have you found?
Marwood:
Matter.
Withnail:
Matter? Where's it coming from?
Marwood:
Don't look. Don't look. I'm dealing with it!
Withnail:
I think we've been in here too long. I feel unusual. I think we should go outside.

I've got the whole script somewhere on my hard-drive. Don't tempt me...

what fvcker said that?

<tumbleweed blows by>

Monty you terrible cvnt!

i can swear in the chat now...i can say tits, breast and some other more intresting words that have no place in a mod. forum

For no reason apart from I thought it was funny an has no relevance to anything else:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

Quote:
"We are not talking retarded people here..."

Du-uh!

myheartland wrote:No users have a birthday today

Happy birthday No users!

Well I thought it was funny!

Happy un-birthday everybody.

Just proving Newton's 3rd law.

the thread that refused to die

James Blast wrote:the thread that refused to die

I try...

Its heart still beats...

You're amazed that they exist