Heartland

mh wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:Duck and cover, y'all...

No need, cos it's wabbit season.

I'm not quite sure how you'd go about wabbit and covering - but I'm in no hurry to be the first to find out...

According to another forum Heartland is for
four eyed gay nazis

I'd hate for them to be chased away, this thread needs to morph into what's your favourite type of jam? or similar

weebleswobble wrote:According to another forum Heartland is for
four eyed gay nazis

Are they stupid or what : I certainly don't have four eyes !

Left eye, right eye, brown eye, jap's eye.

No need to get my coat, I've already gone.

I got me coat overthere.

weebleswobble wrote:According to another forum Heartland is for
four eyed gay nazis

And "Lemmings"

weebleswobble wrote:According to another forum Heartland is for
four eyed gay nazis

I'd hate for them to be chased away, this thread needs to morph into what's your favourite type of jam? or similar

They musta misheard - this is a place for building landing strips for gay martians. Easy mistake to make...

Apricot jam is great.

During WWII they made strawberry jam out of apples and artificial flavouring. People complained there were no pips, so the jam factories employed people to make fake pips out of tiny bits of wood.

Honest.

markfiend wrote:During WWII they made strawberry jam out of apples and artificial flavouring. People complained there were no pips, so the jam factories employed people to make fake pips out of tiny bits of wood.

Honest.

If that's true, it's the coolest thing ever.

Not if you were eating it.

How would you tell whether it's a real pip or a wooden pip though? Approximately the same nutritional content (i.e. none) and most real pips would just pass straight through unaffected the same as wooden ones.

After all, that's what the pips are "designed" to do; the strawberries get eaten and then the pips fall out the other end somewhere else and grow into a new plant.

without wanting to sound like i'm censoring anything has this thread outlived its usefulness now?

is there anything left to say on the matter that hasnt already been said? does it have anything left to offer?

i see its already deviated waaaay off track... (thanks guys - you do me proud )

personally, i dont find the first three quarters of it to be a pleasent read, and i'd hate any new members trawling through it and getting a false sense of what HL is about and what we're all like.

what would people think to my deleting it?

Great job though!
"Whadda you do then?"
"I make pips for fake strawberries!"

Quiff Boy wrote: what would people think to my deleting it?

Can't you just delete everything before the fake strawberry stuff?

d00mw0lf wrote:

Quiff Boy wrote: what would people think to my deleting it?

Can't you just delete everything before the fake strawberry stuff?

yes...

I HOPE YOU LIKE JAMMIN' TOO


Say hello, wave goodbye...............

Go for it, Quiffy. But you'll have to delete all of the nonposts referring to the nonthread and send all involved off to the ministry of truth for debriefing

Aye Boss...........bin the muvah

I think it deserves to be archived

To be honest, were I a mod, I'd have trashed this thread long ago. But then, I'm not as lenient.

Trash the bastard, Quiff

I think it's a good reference point for how things can be discussed, PoVs aired and shitstorms resolved, no?

James Blast wrote:I think it's a good reference point for how things can be discussed, PoVs aired and shitstorms resolved, no?

interesting...

markfiend wrote:During WWII they made strawberry jam out of apples and artificial flavouring. People complained there were no pips, so the jam factories employed people to make fake pips out of tiny bits of wood.

Honest.

What were the strawberries being used for as part of the war effort? Top secret undercover summer fruit raiding parties, sneaking ashore at Dunkirk and Normandy to plant lethal RealPip mines designed to confuse the enemy? Were they joined by the Blackberry Watch (sorry), the Blue Berets (sorry again), and the Kings Own African Cherries on vital missions of national importance behind enemy lines. Were there recruiting posters designed to get young fruit fired-up with patriotic fervour? "Go on - Kick him in the Plums!"
Surely this information is not covered by exceptions to the 50-Year Rule? We Want To Know! Perhaps we can erect a memorial to the fallen, Squished For Britain - there's still an empty plinth in Trafalgar Square, isn't there? What better place for such a tribute than alongside Britain's greatest gooseberry?

Nurse! NURSE!

Quiff Boy wrote:

James Blast wrote:I think it's a good reference point for how things can be discussed, PoVs aired and shitstorms resolved, no?

interesting...

Put it in the weeding session - it will become like the Troggs tape

I'm more interested in pineapples, to be honest. You strawberry people are totally missing the real serious issue here, and personally I think that the whole strawberry thing was just a smokescreen all along to divert attention from this.

I know that they threw pineapples at each other, but there had to have been some top secret genetic modification plant somewhere to make 'em explode.

Think about it.