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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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boudicca wrote:I wouldn't trust a Burger King burger as far as I could projectile vomit it.
Why don't Bugger King sell Thick/Milk Shakes at their Motorway service stations?, gets on my moobs so it does :evil:
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I wouldn't pay that kind of money at BK's, though you can't go wrong with Pata Negra, white truffles and most of all Wagyu. These cows are massaged by geishas and only drink some special beer :lol: (at least that's the tradition :wink:)
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SINsister wrote:RIP, George Carlin.
Sh*t, p*ss, fcuk, cnut, cokcsucker, motherfukcer, and t!ts. :(

Lenny Bruce - dead
Bill Hicks - dead
George Carlin - dead
Carrot-top - WTF?
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Rufus!

woah, this is most heinous and non bodacious news
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Nooooooooo :|

Fuck the fucking fucker!


Bye George, thanks for all the humour and the laffs, and wherever you go... the safety lecture continues... ;D :twisted: :| :cry:

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It's only a matter of time...
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EvilBastard wrote:
SINsister wrote:RIP, George Carlin.
Sh*t, p*ss, fcuk, cnut, cokcsucker, motherfukcer, and t!ts. :(

Lenny Bruce - dead
Bill Hicks - dead
George Carlin - dead
Carrot-top - WTF?
My thoughts exactly. And can I add Jim "Nick Nick" Davidson -- the laughing fascist. :evil:
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markfiend wrote:My thoughts exactly. And can I add Jim "Nick Nick" Davidson -- the laughing fascist. :evil:
Stan Boardman can go in there too. I watched him do a thing at the MGP Awards Ceremony a few years back, to a room at least half-full of german bikers. His opening remarks went something along the lines of "So we've got a lot of nazis in tonight - I saw the bikes parked outside. Do they wear those coal-scuttle helmets, do you think? The great thing about bikes in Germany is that they don't need indicators - the riders just put their hands up like this [mimic of fascist salute]."

About as funny as a case of all-over herpes.
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But "Dey bombed aaaar chippy" don't you know. :roll:

Mrs Fiend (who is from Liverpool) fcuking detests Stan Boardman.
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Oh dey do doh, don't dae?
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and a Sloane Square department store ask £50 for a cup of coffee pre-digested by a Civet cat.
:lol:[/quote]

WTF??
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Ocean Moves wrote:
and a Sloane Square department store ask £50 for a cup of coffee pre-digested by a Civet cat.
WTF??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civet_coffee
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I've decided to stop caring about the whole world cause it's not worth it
I've decided to have people in my life because I want them to be in it

No stress will become the better of me
No man/woman will become the better of me

It's good that life is what we have to live
It's good that life will always carry on

That twirly whirly thingy that goes on it's continuous cycle of never ending still lives within the branches of what it sows

That effect is within these walls too and it's the people here and the way of thinking in all the sorts of things in life that makes hl home

it's newsworthy as it's from me and may seem deblish but it's my feeling! :wink:
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"Deblish" :lol:

Fair play to you girl. One person can't save the world. Some guy that tried around 2000 years ago got crucified for his trouble...
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I see John Leslie's in bother again!

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markfiend wrote:"Deblish" :lol:

Fair play to you girl. One person can't save the world. Some guy that tried around 2000 years ago got crucified for his trouble...
I'm not jesus christ reincarnated dear sir! If I'm one person and will save the world there is going to be lots of changes ... new world order! hee

What if I'm from millions of years ago again...

Deblish will become a book.. :wink:
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Hehehe that's not what I meant. The world doesn't seem to appreciate people trying to save it ;D
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Hehehe that's not what I meant. The world doesn't seem to appreciate people trying to save it is all ;D
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heehee mr. meerkat! well we are all working busy as bees and the world itself will be saved. we won't be saved unless we save ourselves...

now back to the planets in the thread i have no idea i'm posting in...

...newsworthy...

discovery channel is very newsworthy. :notworthy:
religion is a state of mind and no laws should be based on any religion
planet earth is stunning and i'm happy to be on her until the end

now if people can get to different planets and set up settlements like we do here on earth...how many human years will it take to get a team out there to set camp, test it and report back....planets like mars where there has been the form of water before...as man we can set up the elements to function in our human phase.
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There's almost certainly water-ice on Mars: Clicky

It took Phoenix 8 months to get to Mars. Probably a bit long to be cooped up in a space-craft.
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would you go if asked to set up an establishment?

seriously.
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Seriously?

I'd give my left testicle to go to Mars! :lol:
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Me my left boobie! :lol:

:notworthy: ;D
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