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Son. You've got a watermelon on your head

It was wrong of me to think Wales was in England. But you're still a bunch of b@stards

Pista wrote:It was wrong of me to think Wales was in England. But you're still a bunch of b@stards

hilarious. dumb-as-soup pigs having to deal with dumb-as-soup plebs all confused by dumb-as-soup cunts like boris. what a fucking joke.

I suggest to the nuns use Caslon Antique and black cover around a happy nuns picture at the center

iesus wrote:I suggest to the nuns use Caslon Antique and black cover around a happy nuns picture at the center

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Pista wrote:They are brilliant aren't they?

Just imagine the confusion (and surprising high sales) if @SistersOfMercy decide to release an album

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And now i realise that there is sometime since then

Bad: A whole orchestra stranded because of coronavirus.
Worse: In a haunted German castle.
OMG no!: Surrounded by wolves

And don't forget! We are at the middle of 2020...
Meanwhile in Yellowstone supervolcano

How could they tell that the Swan was a Manc? Was it "monkey walking" around the park having mistaken it for Piccadilly Gardens, or was it honking "mad ferrit are kid" in a ghastly accent at innocent passers by?

Swinnow wrote:How could they tell that the Swan was a Manc? Was it "monkey walking" around the park having mistaken it for Piccadilly Gardens, or was it honking "mad ferrit are kid" in a ghastly accent at innocent passers by?

Pista wrote:

Swinnow wrote:How could they tell that the Swan was a Manc? Was it "monkey walking" around the park having mistaken it for Piccadilly Gardens, or was it honking "mad ferrit are kid" in a ghastly accent at innocent passers by?

they work a treat, I highly recommend!

(god bless Viz!)

Are no statues safe anymore?

Normal service has been resumed as pubs finally re-open in the UK,.

Pista wrote: ↑05 Jul 2020, 14:50 Normal service has been resumed as pubs finally re-open in the UK,.

Not if you're a Leicester Leper.

Perhaps Leicester has got lucky as Boris uses the 'sheeple' in the rest of England to test his herd immunity theory.

Swinnow wrote: ↑05 Jul 2020, 18:51 Perhaps Leicester has got lucky as Boris uses the 'sheeple' in the rest of England to test his herd immunity theory.

i heard only pubs in the Isle of Man are safe

Sure-fire way to get in the news: Driving a car with stolen plates through a Pho King window

Time for a nice relaxing pint down The Post Apocalyptic Wasteland Arms

Is it wrong that I think that looks pretty cool?

Gotta love that Fallout 3 aesthetic.

In all seriousness though, it's a small community boozer that probably needs to re-open for financial reasons, and due to social distancing rules they probably have had to be pretty inventive. They can only work with what they've got

Also, I suspect the “punters” that go there aren’t looking for a nice hipster joint. They just want a cold beer pulled from a keg and a chat to their pals that they see there every week!

Quiff Boy wrote: ↑07 Jul 2020, 09:07 Is it wrong that I think that looks pretty cool?

Gotta love that Fallout 3 aesthetic.

Those chairs look fairly weaponisable don't they

In Motherwell I suspect everything is weaponisable.

Doesn't look like the worst place to me. They could even easily set up a barbecue there ... ...