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Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 12:19
by markfiend
boudicca wrote:Well,
being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of
transubstantiantion...
He can change water into vodka as well, you know!
That's nothing, I can turn vodka into water.
Not very pure water admittedly...
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 12:31
by boudicca
markfiend wrote:boudicca wrote:Well,
being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of
transubstantiantion...
He can change water into vodka as well, you know!
That's nothing, I can turn vodka into water.
Not very pure water admittedly...
Still, good for a party trick...
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 16:35
by Mrs. Snowey
boudicca wrote:markfiend wrote:boudicca wrote:Well,
being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of
transubstantiantion...
He can change water into vodka as well, you know!
That's nothing, I can turn vodka into water.
Not very pure water admittedly...
Still, good for a party trick...
Wot, watching Markfiend have a drink then go to the gents
Still, I've had worse nights out
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 17:02
by boudicca
Was Mr. Sinister involved?
There's nothing more irksome than going on a bender with someone who is as many people as he is. A couple of drinks, and it can all get very confusing... George Michael morphs into Rick Astley...
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 17:09
by Mrs. Snowey
boudicca wrote:
Was Mr. Sinister involved?
There's nothing more irksome than going on a bender with someone who is as many people as he is. A couple of drinks, and it can all get very confusing... George Michael morphs into Rick Astley...
But if he's lots of people, but only one at a time, that could mean if you buy Tim a drink, you'll get a whole pub-full of drinks back
Now I see why
bought him a pint. He was being tight really
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 17:11
by boudicca
Mrs. Snowey wrote:But if he's lots of people, but only one at a time, that could mean if you buy Tim a drink, you'll get a whole pub-full of drinks back
He's the gift that just keeps on giving!
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 17:17
by Mrs. Snowey
boudicca wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote:But if he's lots of people, but only one at a time, that could mean if you buy Tim a drink, you'll get a whole pub-full of drinks back
He's the gift that just keeps on giving!
Wot, like a magazine subscription
Go on, I bet we could come up with some ace titles if we put our minds to it
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 17:41
by boudicca
Mrs. Snowey wrote:boudicca wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote:But if he's lots of people, but only one at a time, that could mean if you buy Tim a drink, you'll get a whole pub-full of drinks back
He's the gift that just keeps on giving!
Wot, like a magazine subscription
Go on, I bet we could come up with some ace titles if we put our minds to it
Dazed and Confused springs to mind...
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 17:56
by Debaser
I have a nagging thing going on in the depths of my pub quiz mind, that's telling me that Scatman John was the voice of Hong Kong Phooey....
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 17:58
by Debaser
Nope...sooooo close, Scatman Crothers
Anything from the bottom shelf
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 18:16
by boudicca
Debaser wrote:I have a nagging thing going on in the depths of my pub quiz mind, that's telling me that Scatman John was the voice of Hong Kong Phooey....
I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers him!
Another person on the list of Tim's alter egos...
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 18:19
by Thea
boudicca wrote:
Dazed and Confused springs to mind...
Worrying a newsagent near you!
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 18:23
by rian
markfiend wrote:boudicca wrote:Well,
being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of
transubstantiantion...
He can change water into vodka as well, you know!
That's nothing, I can turn vodka into water.
Not very pure water admittedly...
I can do that too. Water, sugar and yeast. And after a couple of weeks, some heat.
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 18:23
by boudicca
I think Tim may have already
muscled in on the magazine market...
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 18:27
by Thea
boudicca wrote:I think Tim may have already
muscled in on the magazine market...
Very cunning considering his superhero alter-ego
The Procrastinator!
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 18:28
by boudicca
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 18:31
by Thea
Who'd have guessed timmy had such a thriving publishing empire!
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 18:33
by boudicca
d00mw0lf wrote:
Who'd have guessed timmy had such a thriving publishing empire!
When he's not turning water into wine he's drinking the wine and then writing about it.
He's a man of many talents, D00m, you should know...
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 18:35
by Thea
boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:
Who'd have guessed timmy had such a thriving publishing empire!
When he's not turning water into wine he's drinking the wine and then writing about it.
He's a man of many talents, D00m, you should know...
True, but how does he get all that done AND post on here AND get his 23 1/2 hours sleep at night?!
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 18:38
by boudicca
d00mw0lf wrote:boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:
Who'd have guessed timmy had such a thriving publishing empire!
When he's not turning water into wine he's drinking the wine and then writing about it.
He's a man of many talents, D00m, you should know...
True, but how does he get all that done AND post on here AND get his 23 1/2 hours sleep at night?!
Question not the Chosen One...
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 18:39
by Thea
boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:boudicca wrote:
When he's not turning water into wine he's drinking the wine and then writing about it.
He's a man of many talents, D00m, you should know...
True, but how does he get all that done AND post on here AND get his 23 1/2 hours sleep at night?!
Question not the Chosen One...
Why not?
And who would
choose the sinister?
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 18:42
by boudicca
d00mw0lf wrote:
Why not?
And who would
choose the sinister?
Heretic! BURN HER!
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 22:33
by boudicca
I've finally sorted out that irritating little parenthesis problem...
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 22:38
by Thea
boudicca wrote:I've finally sorted out that irritating little parenthesis problem...
Busy this evening?
Posted: 16 Aug 2005, 22:39
by boudicca
d00mw0lf wrote:boudicca wrote:I've finally sorted out that irritating little parenthesis problem...
Busy this evening?
Evidently.