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James Blast wrote:not clicked it Keith, but I reckon May 8, 2006

seriously!
Nope I'll just no' allow it :evil:
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32 years go to...
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Ozpat, dave, you are invited too! That`ll be nicely spooky then.
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Means I'll not bother with cards or pressies that year.....every cloud and all that :D :D :D
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Aug 6 2056 on a Sunday, thats more then I've been expecting :D
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28th of October 2063!

That should mess up plans for my 89th birthday the week after
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20th of May 2006

Nothing to do with shuffling off (can't even access the clicky from this location) actually, but I am getting married that day...
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JansenClone wrote:20th of May 2006

Nothing to do with shuffling off (can't even access the clicky from this location) actually, but I am getting married that day...
:eek: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Congratulations Michael, but you're bang on the money - that's the day you die alright. :? :wink: :lol:

Can we consider Monday 2nd May to be your HL stag night then? Excellent, I'll ring / PM the strippers. :twisted:
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Planet Dave wrote:PM the strippers.
We're on our way.
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nick the stripper wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:PM the strippers.
We're on our way.
:notworthy: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:

What's your 'angle'? It's important to co-ordinate this so we don't end up with 10 coppers. :eek: :lol:
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Hah, excellent news! With Planet Dave clearly planning the 'do, you're in a lot of trouble young man!

Congrats Mike, see you in Leeds.

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Where the hell did that come from Michael!? Image
you're a dark horse, indeed

my warmest congratulations to both of you
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Dear Michael and bride-to-be...

Although HL is a wonderful place and with this wonderful news

THIS IS NOT THE THREAD - THAT CLICKY THINGY IS NB! AS TO YOUR DEATH DATE!

Weddings are joyous adventures...the road leads...well you shall see. :D

Congratulations but this thread is otherwise weird! :wink:

*phew*

After all that, it is starting to worry me that only one other person will still be alive when I peg which is slightly sad for me...

There was once a saying about the good going first...

oh dear...
it's all about circles and spirals
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Congrats Michael. :D
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Gawd!
I love it when you're domineering Debs :lol:
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James Blast wrote:Gawd!
I love it when you're domineering Debs :lol:
Indeed :lol:

And congrats from Antwerp too :wink:
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Thanks, I think? Sometimes hard to tell in this place! :wink:
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congratulations michael! :notworthy:

as for the other thing -23 april 2018. :evil: bollocks to that! it would completely ruin st. george's day. :innocent:
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