Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 18:47
Flute (grade 8 
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Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 19:06
The Fool
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 19:18
never stopped memarkfiend wrote:What I really need is a musical instrument I can just pick up and play, without having to go to the trouble of learning.
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 19:26
Acoustic guitar, badly.
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 21:08
Plagiarist!scotty wrote:The Fool
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:00
I'v egot a skin flute but I don't play it meself. 
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:03
I've got one of them aswell, but I can't for the life of me reach the mouthpieceHom_Corleone wrote:I'v egot a skin flute but I don't play it meself.
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:03
Ew!
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:04
*cold water coming in!!*
men
my mind....oh carry on
men
my mind....oh carry on
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:06
I recommend to remove some ribs. modern tales say that this did the trick for Manson.scotty wrote:I've got one of them aswell, but I can't for the life of me reach the mouthpieceHom_Corleone wrote:I'v egot a skin flute but I don't play it meself.
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:08
Yeah, and he's married now...canon docre wrote:I recommend to remove some ribs. modern tales say that this did the trick for Manson.scotty wrote:I've got one of them aswell, but I can't for the life of me reach the mouthpieceHom_Corleone wrote:I'v egot a skin flute but I don't play it meself.
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:10
I've been married for yearsMadameButterfly wrote:Yeah, and he's married now...canon docre wrote:I recommend to remove some ribs. modern tales say that this did the trick for Manson.scotty wrote: I've got one of them aswell, but I can't for the life of me reach the mouthpiece
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:13
and how are you benefiting from that? aren't women stop sucking once they get married?scotty wrote:I've been married for yearsMadameButterfly wrote:Yeah, and he's married now...canon docre wrote: I recommend to remove some ribs. modern tales say that this did the trick for Manson.
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:13
You don't get a dog and bark yerself.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:18
Nah, we take the whip out and get him to start going down..canon docre wrote:and how are you benefiting from that? aren't women stop sucking once they get married?scotty wrote:I've been married for yearsMadameButterfly wrote: Yeah, and he's married now...
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:24
let's recap:
scotty and the Hom_ are both (self confessed, I must add) players of the pink oboe
yet, both have partners of the girl persuasion..... <insert chin stroking smiley>
scotty and the Hom_ are both (self confessed, I must add) players of the pink oboe
yet, both have partners of the girl persuasion..... <insert chin stroking smiley>
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:25
That's why the Bride Always smiles walking down the isle(?), because she knows she's sucked her last Dickcanon docre wrote:and how are you benefiting from that? aren't women stop sucking once they get married?scotty wrote:I've been married for yearsMadameButterfly wrote: Yeah, and he's married now...
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:27
Now I never said that Arthur. You're doing a Paxman on me.James Blast wrote:let's recap:
scotty and the Hom_ are both (self confessed, I must add) players of the pink oboe
yet, both have partners of the girl persuasion..... <insert chin stroking smiley>
I said I am in possesion of one but don't play it.
However I think Keith did say he regularly tries. In fact he's on the phone to NHS direct now asking how to remove unwanted ribs.
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:27
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:28
So no more!James Blast wrote:<insert chin stroking smiley>
But the recap does continue please kind sir...
@ scotty - I was smiling because I was stoned and I'm not the first bride to do that either!
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:32
The reply would be "The ribs are fine where they are Mr Scott just loose the gut ya fat bastard"Hom_Corleone wrote:Now I never said that Arthur. You're doing a Paxman on me.James Blast wrote:let's recap:
scotty and the Hom_ are both (self confessed, I must add) players of the pink oboe
yet, both have partners of the girl persuasion..... <insert chin stroking smiley>
I said I am in possesion of one but don't play it.
However I think Keith did say he regularly tries. In fact he's on the phone to NHS direct now asking how to remove unwanted ribs.
BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:36
because they all overestimate the size of their flesh flute.scotty wrote:
BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:40
My case rests, m'lud.
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:41
canon docre wrote:because they all overestimate the size of their flesh flute.scotty wrote:
BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried
Jess I owe you one!
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:41
Looks like you've spent a lot of time polishing that.James Blast wrote:
My case rests, m'lud.