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Ozpat wrote:
scotty wrote: Choosy Mothers Choose Scotty :eek: :eek:
Ozpat wrote: Choosy Mothers Choose Pat[/]

So who is it gonna be Keith...You or me? :D
I'd to see a couple fist before I make my mind up Pat :lol:


*Edit*

:eek: I meant to say first.............honest, I really did :oops:
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Built Madamebutterfly Tough. :)

I Feel Like Madamebutterfly Tonight. :eek:

Behold the Power of Madamebutterfly.

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Madamebutterfly it is! WTF???

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my fave..

'life should taste as good as a nicolai..'
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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scotty wrote:
Ozpat wrote:
scotty wrote: Choosy Mothers Choose Scotty :eek: :eek:
Ozpat wrote: Choosy Mothers Choose Pat[/]

So who is it gonna be Keith...You or me? :D
I'd to see a couple fist before I make my mind up Pat :lol:


*Edit*

:eek: I meant to say first.............honest, I really did :oops:
:lol: ......Since I f*cked up the "quoting" thingy I guess she goes for Scotland.... :oops:

She can have your fist.....

*Edit* : :eek: I meant to say...she can have you first.... :twisted:
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emilystrange wrote:my fave..

'life should taste as good as a nicolai..'
hmm...wonder what he tastes like?
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AAAAAGGHHHHHHHH

i'm having enough trouble with it as it is!
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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we can hold hands and wonder together...
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he had the devon creamy one as well.. i said i daren't ask, and he said 'no..me neither...'
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This game is just so sick. :eek:


You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Canon Docre On Your Knife.


so from which strange part of your country does this advertisement come from?

One knife, all I need... :innocent:
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canon docre wrote:so from which strange part of your country does this advertisement come from?
:lol: I dunno Jess... but there's a German sloganizer hier :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
canon docre wrote:so from which strange part of your country does this advertisement come from?
:lol: I dunno Jess... but there's a German sloganizer hier :innocent:
HaHa. great! :notworthy:

It's far closer to the truth at least:

«canon docre weiss alles. Punkt.»

Now I can play around with myself a bit....
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Better Living Through Steven - I'm sure someone must agree...

How Do You Eat Your Steven? :eek:

In case anyone gets carried away...

Schtop! This Steven is not Ready Yet! :lol:
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smiscandlon wrote:Schtop! This Steven is not Ready Yet! :lol:
:lol: Ahh... a nice cool Grolsch, for sure...

It's what they're all drinking down on the Shex Faarm :innocent: :lol:
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A Smooth-Running Planet Dave is a Relaxing Experience. (how astute)

Do The Planet Dave. :eek: :twisted:

It Makes Your Planet Dave Smack. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

and my favourite (well, til I got bored)...

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Planet Dave from the Oven. :eek: :?: :? :lol:

Sh1t, I had to do one more didn't I...

Fill It To The Rim With Planet Dave. (you have been warned).

Nice one Claire. Hiya Creamy Canon. :wink: :lol: :twisted: :kiss:
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boudicca wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:Schtop! This Steven is not Ready Yet! :lol:
:lol: Ahh... a nice cool Grolsch, for sure...

It's what they're all drinking down on the Shex Faarm :innocent: :lol:
:wink:
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Scary stuff Claire as I appeared to match all 503 slogans. :eek: But some were appropriate, some not so. Some were as scary as ... YOU! :lol:

The two bits I liked, being the victorian metaphysical romantic I am, were ...

There's First Love, and There's Johnny M Love.

A Johnny M Is Forever.

I can live with that.

PS: We won't talk about the 'sheep' or 'rabbit' refs either ... :oops: because as I said, I got all 503 ... :urff:
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Beanz Meanz Johnny M... :innocent: :lol:
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canon docre wrote:Now I can play around with myself a bit....
:eek: :innocent: :lol:
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Moms Like You Choose Stoat Grinder

To our members we're the fourth emergency Stoat Grinder :?

and my personal favorite

A smooth running Stoat Grinder is a relaxing experience 8)
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Go Crack A Culprit


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I scream, You Scream, We all Scream for Culprit

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I win:

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Dark wrote:
canon docre wrote:Now I can play around with myself a bit....
:eek: :innocent: :lol:
Enough played with myself now. :P

I slowly start to adjust to the english game:


Come See the Softer Side of Jessica Alice.


and I didnt even know that I have any. :innocent:


@Markfiend: I read: Markfiend, Lickin God :eek: :oops: :lol:
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canon docre wrote:Markfiend, Lickin God :eek: :oops: :lol:
Thanks Jess! :lol: :P :innocent:
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Hey, what can I say? :innocent:
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All genuine...

The Norman Hunter That Refreshes.
Snap! Crackle! Norman Hunter!
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