Has it got to be Diet?Izzy HaveMercy wrote:'Drinking it', for oneboudicca wrote:Anyone with an ounce of imagination could think up all sorts of filthy things to do with a bottle of Diet Coke...![]()
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Maybe it's just a vibrator that doesn't work. Otherwise I'm confused.canon docre wrote:I thought sex toys are for people who have given up going to bars since a long time?
@timsinister: what exactly is a vaux vibrator? I thought a vibrator is already a vaux dick? Or was it vice versa?
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EvilBastard wrote:Ok, I get that the miner's hat keeps one from getting conked on the head - but what does this have to do with vaginal or anal exploration, unless the object is very small or the subject is very large. Still confused...Badlander wrote:EvilBastard wrote:I have to admit to being troubled by a product that proclaims itself thus:
"This surgical steel plunger with increasing width and rippled surface is perfect for deep anal or vaginal explorations don't forget your miner's hat!"
Miner's hat??
a miner's hat has a LIGHT on it, silly! otherwise it'd just be 'helmet' instead.
I don't wanna ask about what happened to the vibrator!Debaser wrote:Last Christmas (2004ish)we bought a vibrator and an inflatable sheep from a pub in the Bail in Lincoln.
Come to think of it, we've still got the sheep somewhere....
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Silly me - I was getting confused with a wizard's hat, which I understand has a knob on the end...so you can see how the two might get mixed up...davedecay wrote:a miner's hat has a LIGHT on it, silly! otherwise it'd just be 'helmet' instead.
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That will be: "AIIIIEEEEEEEEE Wizard's STAFF has a knobbun'the end, knobbun'the end , knobbun'the end "EvilBastard wrote:Silly me - I was getting confused with a wizard's hat, which I understand has a knob on the end...so you can see how the two might get mixed up...
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It's a step down even from vibrators, like on a sliding scale?Badlander wrote:Maybe it's just a vibrator that doesn't work. Otherwise I'm confused.canon docre wrote:4
@timsinister: what exactly is a vaux vibrator? I thought a vibrator is already a vaux dick? Or was it vice versa?
Christ, I swore I'd never have this conversation again.
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Thanks, Nanny - one signed copy of The Joy of Snacks coming your wayIzzy HaveMercy wrote:That will be: "AIIIIEEEEEEEEE Wizard's STAFF has a knobbun'the end, knobbun'the end , knobbun'the end "
Ook approved
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Cor! Just my luck!EvilBastard wrote:Thanks, Nanny - one signed copy of The Joy of Snacks coming your wayIzzy HaveMercy wrote:That will be: "AIIIIEEEEEEEEE Wizard's STAFF has a knobbun'the end, knobbun'the end , knobbun'the end "
Ook approved
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you are one lucky lady! either i don't get out much or they don't have those here yet. on the dancefloor i would imagine a partner-in-crime and also more in a corner or darker spot....the screaming will attract attention though, unless the music is loud enough...emilystrange wrote:![]()
i've seen one.. and i wondered if it was a good idea to use some products whilst on the dancefloor... discreet maybe, but a little... tricky
...or if quiet enough and discreet enough must be possible...
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Suggestions needed?MadameButterfly wrote:you are one lucky lady! either i don't get out much or they don't have those here yet. on the dancefloor i would imagine a partner-in-crime and also more in a corner or darker spot....the screaming will attract attention though, unless the music is loud enough...emilystrange wrote:![]()
i've seen one.. and i wondered if it was a good idea to use some products whilst on the dancefloor... discreet maybe, but a little... tricky
...or if quiet enough and discreet enough must be possible...
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And/or earplugs?
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if i was a woman i'd have a set of chinese love-balls discretely onboard at all times -people notice us men if we walk around playing pocket hockey all day.MadameButterfly wrote:you are one lucky lady! either i don't get out much or they don't have those here yet. on the dancefloor i would imagine a partner-in-crime and also more in a corner or darker spot....the screaming will attract attention though, unless the music is loud enough...emilystrange wrote:![]()
i've seen one.. and i wondered if it was a good idea to use some products whilst on the dancefloor... discreet maybe, but a little... tricky
...or if quiet enough and discreet enough must be possible...
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ooo...suggestions? sure! let's see what you come up with...Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Suggestions needed?MadameButterfly wrote:you are one lucky lady! either i don't get out much or they don't have those here yet. on the dancefloor i would imagine a partner-in-crime and also more in a corner or darker spot....the screaming will attract attention though, unless the music is loud enough...emilystrange wrote:![]()
i've seen one.. and i wondered if it was a good idea to use some products whilst on the dancefloor... discreet maybe, but a little... tricky
...or if quiet enough and discreet enough must be possible...
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if you were a woman, could you walk in heels? could you dance in heels?eastmidswhizzkid wrote:if i was a woman i'd have a set of chinese love-balls discretely onboard at all times -people notice us men if we walk around playing pocket hockey all day.MadameButterfly wrote:you are one lucky lady! either i don't get out much or they don't have those here yet. on the dancefloor i would imagine a partner-in-crime and also more in a corner or darker spot....the screaming will attract attention though, unless the music is loud enough...emilystrange wrote:![]()
i've seen one.. and i wondered if it was a good idea to use some products whilst on the dancefloor... discreet maybe, but a little... tricky
...or if quiet enough and discreet enough must be possible...
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it wouldn't be any good in class!!! aaaghh the thought
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Oh but come on Debs, we are lucky in that respectMadameButterfly wrote:if you were a woman, could you walk in heels? could you dance in heels?eastmidswhizzkid wrote: if i was a woman i'd have a set of chinese love-balls discretely onboard at all times -people notice us men if we walk around playing pocket hockey all day.
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substitute 'girl' for 'boy' in that, and there i amJames Blast wrote:I'm a good Catholic boy, so I have no idea what you're all on about...
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people will do anything when they're pissed. we should be glad there wasn't on in the george in Bloktober, or johnny's story would have been very different.
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ooo...that doesn't sound like a good idea to me.CarpetKisser;-) wrote:i suppose it makes more sense than getting pissed and going into a sex shop
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CarpetKisser;-) wrote:Perhaps sex shops should introduce bars / coffee etc for those embarrassed people. "Ooo, i'm thirsty, i'll just pop into BondageBucks for a large one and a muffin"
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