Heartland

timsinister wrote:Did you ever think you'd be pictured in the same thread as a topless girl in a white half-corset, and a lime green German football t-shirt? I mean, really?

It's always been high up my list of ambitions I must admit, along with breaking the world record for sausage-roll stacking and paragliding over Wigan.

I can die happy now.
(Oops, I forgot... I'm already (un)dead) .

FUCKIN' GOFFS

scotty wrote:FUCKIN' GOFFS

I know you are, but what am I?

boudicca wrote:

scotty wrote:FUCKIN' GOFFS

I know you are, but what am I?

See above ya FUD

*Edit*

Black Wire, Glesga' Barfly, April 24th........?

timsinister wrote: Did you ever think you'd be pictured in the same thread as a topless girl in a white half-corset, and a lime green German football t-shirt? I mean, really?

And how does that make you feel ?

goff

\Goff\, n. [Cf. F. goffe ill-made, awkward, It. goffo, Sp. gofo, Prov. G. goff a blockhead, Gr. ? stupid.] A silly clown. [Prov. Eng.] --Halliwell.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

motopsycho wrote:goff

[Prov. Eng.] --Halliwell.

Geri?

Ozpat wrote:

motopsycho wrote:goff

[Prov. Eng.] --Halliwell.

Geri?

Now I'm getting confused.

It says 'silly clown' not 'silly cow'

This thread must take the position as Most Derailed Thread Yet...

Badlander wrote:And how does that make you feel ?

Posting in this thread has officially cancelled any chance I had of having a political career.

I guess I'll just go buying surface-to-air missile batteries in Wigan...

timsinister wrote:This thread must take the position as Most Derailed Thread Yet...

Nah. There's fierce competition. Remember the pink flute ?

Badlander wrote: Remember the pink flute ?

Stop!

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:

Badlander wrote: Remember the pink flute ?

Stop!

Says the voice of reason.

timsinister wrote:I guess I'll just go buying surface-to-air missile batteries in Wigan...

Guess I'll just have to make like a pigeon then.

*LOOK OUT BELOW!*

As for your political career, Tim... I'm sure UKIP will still have you .

I kip might be closer, given his recent rising times

Bloody Gothics!

Bloody Gothics!

Two posts in a row ? You must really hate them.

boudicca wrote: As for your political career, Tim... I'm sure UKIP will still have you .

Tim for Tyrant! Has a nice ring, eh?

James Blast wrote:I kip might be closer, given his recent rising times

What's all this? Bright and breezy, 7AM every morning, sir!

timsinister wrote: Tim for Tyrant! Has a nice ring, eh?

anybody who's been near your bottom is obviously keeping their opinions to themselves so we'll take your word for it...

As for your political career, Tim...

There's one piece of film that could..............will definitely finish any political career, it contains no drug taking, Prostitutes, Rent Boys, Shop Lifting, Mistresses, Drunken fights, setting fire to Hotel curtains or any other misdemeanor that seems to crop to haunt would be Political Party Leaders, nope............nothing like that.

But if ever anyone got a film of Tim dancing (I use the term "dance" in it's loosest form) to Some Kind of Stranger at Black Oktober......................now that could be worth a a fortune one day

worse than prescott dancing to the lighthouse family by a long walk.

... or a piece of film of him drunkenly staggering along the pavement in Glesga at New Year, shouting "Man overboard! All hands on deck!" when he strayed into the gutter and got his Goff Homo Boots (TM) wet.

You don't remember that do you Timothy?

OR, even better, a piXXOr like this:

christophe wrote:this clicky is alot better

found a mera poster from 2005 not too shabby for 1 € imo http://www.x-tra-merch