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Happy St. Pat's and rest in peace oh Great Man.

from today's Glasgow Herald, the Big Yin will probably be the only one who gets this

"Away ahead of us
A Celtic fan, discussing Jimmy Johnstone's funeral cortege, wrote on a fans' website: "Have to disagree on the timings and route. I think that Jimmy will know exactly what we are expecting and instead he will, just as he leaves Uddingston, do a quick jink with his left shoulder and go through Coatbridge, Gartcosh and back down through Bargeddie.
"By the time we have worked out what is going on and are heading to intercept the cortege, he will have doubled back through Mount Vernon and with tyres screeching and rubber burning, he will stop all of a sudden in London Road... allowing us all to go flying by him.
"Then, when we've all ended up looking like idiots, he will stroll gently by us just so as he can have a quick birl round Bridgeton, the Barras and the Gallowgate, before making his final thrust through our, by now, totally confused ranks, back up to Celtic Park where he will sedately but triumphantly await our breathless but belated arrival."

scotty wrote:

Obviousman wrote:I went to a Scottish pub in town before noon, and they were having St. Patricks Day already

Any excuse Z.....any excuse

We were waiting for it to open

But whereas my mates had Kwak and another kind of beer I just had ice tea (sadly a bit early for a whiskey as they have a damn fine choice over there )

James Blast wrote:Happy St. Pat's and rest in peace oh Great Man.

from today's Glasgow Herald, the Big Yin will probably be the only one who gets this

"Away ahead of us
A Celtic fan, discussing Jimmy Johnstone's funeral cortege, wrote on a fans' website: "Have to disagree on the timings and route. I think that Jimmy will know exactly what we are expecting and instead he will, just as he leaves Uddingston, do a quick jink with his left shoulder and go through Coatbridge, Gartcosh and back down through Bargeddie.
"By the time we have worked out what is going on and are heading to intercept the cortege, he will have doubled back through Mount Vernon and with tyres screeching and rubber burning, he will stop all of a sudden in London Road... allowing us all to go flying by him.
"Then, when we've all ended up looking like idiots, he will stroll gently by us just so as he can have a quick birl round Bridgeton, the Barras and the Gallowgate, before making his final thrust through our, by now, totally confused ranks, back up to Celtic Park where he will sedately but triumphantly await our breathless but belated arrival."

and Slainte! to you all.

i am still waiting for my hubby's CPR class
2 be over so we can go out *cries*

cyn wrote:i am still waiting for my hubby's CPR class
2 be over so we can go out *cries*

can I have that in a language, like english, that I can understand?

St Paddy's night. My great grandfather was, apparently, a p1ssed-up Oirish geezer who'd stop at nothing to secure his next pint. My missus is keen to point out the similarities.

It's in the blood. Not my fault.

that's my excuse as well, only i'm half-irish. (where else did you think i got a surname like that from?)

Spent last night in a bar drinking Guinness with some friends from work, ignoring the drunk fake-Irish people. Turned out to be a rather good evening.

Hee! I wonder how all the irish folk are feeling today?!
Probably something like

Hope you all had a good St. Patricks Day.

oh and I too have some irish blood flowing through this body.

MadameButterfly wrote:Hee! I wonder how all the irish folk are feeling today?!
Probably something like

Hope you all had a good St. Patricks Day.

oh and I too have some irish blood flowing through this body.

Not Irish...there's something about my first name though...

Feeling not too good but still good enough to drink the rest of the vodka's waiting for me tonight, in that bar that's always closing...too early...in the morning

Ozpat wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:Hee! I wonder how all the irish folk are feeling today?!
Probably something like

Hope you all had a good St. Patricks Day.

oh and I too have some irish blood flowing through this body.

Not Irish...there's something about my first name though...

Feeling not too good but still good enough to drink the rest of the vodka's waiting for me tonight, in that bar that's always closing...too early...in the morning

Yes indeed, it's all in the name! Enjoy your evening and having a coffee at six in the morning?

MadameButterfly wrote:

Ozpat wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:Hee! I wonder how all the irish folk are feeling today?!
Probably something like

Hope you all had a good St. Patricks Day.

oh and I too have some irish blood flowing through this body.

Not Irish...there's something about my first name though...

Feeling not too good but still good enough to drink the rest of the vodka's waiting for me tonight, in that bar that's always closing...too early...in the morning

Yes indeed, it's all in the name! Enjoy your evening and having a coffee at six in the morning?

Thanks MB!!! Not to sure about the six in the morning coffee as I have to get up at 8.30 for the soccer thingy....

You enjoy yours to!

Oaaarrrrhhhhh.....

FvOk! Guinness is good for you?

I thought so last night too, but this late afternoon I'm going to review my assumptions

Or maybe it's the whiskey... maybe both...

*crawls back under his rock*

IZ.

James Blast wrote:

cyn wrote:i am still waiting for my hubby's CPR class
2 be over so we can go out *cries*

can I have that in a language, like english, that I can understand?

What Is CPR?
The letters in CPR stand for cardiopulmonary resuscitation, a combination of rescue breathing (mouth-to-mouth resuscitation) and chest compressions.
you have to take it ever two years to get recertified here might be different elsewhere.

thanks?

Random!

Sat in a quiet pub in the end, with no green, no silly hat, no stupid accent, and jsut a single whiskey as a nod to the event - nothing more. I'm not Irish, no-one in my family is, there's no Irish blood in my ancestry. Why bother?

Good night, though.

It's also Logan Weebleswobbles birthday, he was 2

weebleswobble wrote:It's also Logan Weebleswobbles birthday, he was 2

Tap o di mahrnin' to di young fella