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THE place for your Sisters-related comments, questions and snippets of Sisters information. For those who do not know, The Sisters of Mercy are a rock'n'roll band. And a pop band. And an industrial groove machine. Or so they say. They make records. Lots of records, apparently. But not in your galaxy. They play concerts. Lots of concerts, actually. But you still cannot see them. So what's it all about, Alfie? This is one of the few tightly-moderated forums on Heartland, so please keep on-topic. All off-topic posts will either be moved or deleted. Chairman Bux is the editor and the editor's decision is final. Danke.
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SomeKindOfStranger
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on the wire - for all your tight rope walking needs....
on the wire - mobile phone network
I was wrong - marriage counsellers
No time to cry - Divorce Lawyers
afterhours - funeral directors
Flood - Plumbers
Flood II - Better plumbers........
and...
Rock and a Hard Plaice - Fish and chip shop :oops:
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czuczu wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:You forgot the famous perfume house...Poison Dior

:lol:
As long as it's not near my new chippy - Poisson Door...
Is that anywhere near the aquatic-themed jewellry store, Poisson d'Or?
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czuczu
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czuczu
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EvilBastard wrote:
czuczu wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:You forgot the famous perfume house...Poison Dior

:lol:
As long as it's not near my new chippy - Poisson Door...
Is that anywhere near the aquatic-themed jewellry store, Poisson d'Or?
Right next door - sells fish'n'things :innocent:
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Top thread Steve :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
laffin' ma fat ass off here :lol:

may I suggest:
Body and Sole - gents outfitters and shoes mended
Wok Away - your ahead of me here ;)
The Damage Done - car repairs
and keeping it up to date
Still - illict alcohol (by recommendation only :wink: )
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Dominion S & M Boutique??? Or was that already mentioned?

Well how about the Disco Erosion Night Club Demolition company, then?
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:Flood - Plumbers
Flood II - Better plumbers........
Pass the puke bag.

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Surely it'd be Still Funeral Services. :twisted:
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Dominion -Software company specialised on operating systems
Come Together - Swinger Club
Body electric - Electric chair repairs
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Edit: Heartland Airways? Neverland Airways?
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Hom_Corleone wrote:So, I was thinking of opening an opticians called Vision Thing
or possibly a driving school called Crash & Burn.

What boutiques are you planning on opening :?: :roll:
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Giving Ground - Landfill service

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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:on the wire - for all your tight rope walking needs....
on the wire - mobile phone network
I was wrong - marriage counsellers
No time to cry - Divorce Lawyers
afterhours - funeral directors
Flood - Plumbers
Flood II - Better plumbers........
and...
Rock and a Hard Plaice - Fish and chip shop :oops:
Very nice...I was goint to reverse a couple:

I Was Wrong - Divorce Attorneys
No Time To Cry - Cremation Services

also

Under the Gun - Tax Services
Possession - Exorcisms without the hassle
Finland Red, Egypt White - Finnish-Egyptian theme pub

Yes, this thread is a monstrosity.
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KISS THE...
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Emma's Cafe - Specialises in Hot Chocolate :wink: :oops:
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Untitled: Members-only club for disgraced knights/peers/lords/etc.
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(Amphetamine) Logic - (all night chemist) and motherboard/computer memory replacement
Confide in Me (cover) - counselling
Summer - alternative sex aids
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Well, It's taken less than 24 hours to just about use up every song title. I shall be investigating what remains shortly.

Good work class. ;D

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Silver_Owl
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By my reckoning there are still 17 official recorded song titles still to go...
That's not including some new ones. ;D

Additions include -

Some Kind Of Stranger - Blind dating agency.

&

Burn - Cremation service.

:roll:
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Colours - Industrial and Residential Paint.

Driven Like the Snow - 24hrs. Snow Removal Service

I'm trying.. ;D
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Fix - Fix It Service / Junkie Halfway House
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9while9 wrote:Fix - Fix It Service / Junkie Halfway House
:lol: :lol:
That leaves about 11 then. Keep going..... ;D [/b]
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Something Fast - Raceway Products / Ho House
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RIBBONS - The finest in package wrapping / S&M Gear for the Discriminating Sadist

WATCH - Private Detective Agency / Peeping Tom Society
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Crash And Burn - Lawyers or Automobile Repair Shop
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
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