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Posted: 15 May 2006, 18:35
by SomeKindOfStranger
on the wire - for all your tight rope walking needs....
on the wire - mobile phone network
I was wrong - marriage counsellers
No time to cry - Divorce Lawyers
afterhours - funeral directors
Flood - Plumbers
Flood II - Better plumbers........
and...
Rock and a Hard Plaice - Fish and chip shop
Posted: 15 May 2006, 18:38
by EvilBastard
czuczu wrote:lazarus corporation wrote:You forgot the famous perfume house...Poison Dior
As long as it's not near my new chippy - Poisson Door...
Is that anywhere near the aquatic-themed jewellry store, Poisson d'Or?
Posted: 15 May 2006, 18:38
by czuczu
Doctor (cheap!)
Posted: 15 May 2006, 18:43
by czuczu
EvilBastard wrote:czuczu wrote:lazarus corporation wrote:You forgot the famous perfume house...Poison Dior
As long as it's not near my new chippy - Poisson Door...
Is that anywhere near the aquatic-themed jewellry store, Poisson d'Or?
Right next door - sells fish'n'thing
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Posted: 15 May 2006, 18:54
by James Blast
Top thread
Steve 
laffin' ma fat ass off here
may I suggest:
Body and Sole - gents outfitters and shoes mended
Wok Away - your ahead of me here
The Damage Done - car repairs
and keeping it up to date
Still - illict alcohol (by recommendation only
)
Posted: 15 May 2006, 19:18
by mh
Dominion S & M Boutique??? Or was that already mentioned?
Well how about the Disco Erosion Night Club Demolition company, then?
Posted: 15 May 2006, 19:20
by mh
Posted: 15 May 2006, 19:30
by Planet Dave
Surely it'd be
Still Funeral Services.
Posted: 15 May 2006, 19:37
by eotunun
Dominion -Software company specialised on operating systems
Come Together - Swinger Club
Body electric - Electric chair repairs
Edit:
Heartland Airways? Neverland Airways?
Re: Shopping the Sisters way
Posted: 15 May 2006, 20:19
by 9while9
Hom_Corleone wrote:So, I was thinking of opening an opticians called
Vision Thing
or possibly a driving school called
Crash & Burn.
What boutiques are you planning on opening
Torch - For all your pyromaniac needs
Giving Ground - Landfill service
You Could Be The One - Dating Service
Posted: 15 May 2006, 20:52
by Electrochrome
SomeKindOfStranger wrote:on the wire - for all your tight rope walking needs....
on the wire - mobile phone network
I was wrong - marriage counsellers
No time to cry - Divorce Lawyers
afterhours - funeral directors
Flood - Plumbers
Flood II - Better plumbers........
and...
Rock and a Hard Plaice - Fish and chip shop
Very nice...I was goint to reverse a couple:
I Was Wrong - Divorce Attorneys
No Time To Cry - Cremation Services
also
Under the Gun - Tax Services
Possession - Exorcisms without the hassle
Finland Red, Egypt White - Finnish-Egyptian theme pub
Yes, this thread is a monstrosity.
Posted: 15 May 2006, 21:08
by robertzombie
Posted: 15 May 2006, 21:44
by mh
Untitled: Members-only club for disgraced knights/peers/lords/etc.
Posted: 15 May 2006, 22:39
by James Blast
(Amphetamine) Logic - (all night chemist) and motherboard/computer memory replacement
Confide in Me (cover) - counselling
Summer - alternative sex aids
Posted: 15 May 2006, 23:47
by Silver_Owl
Well, It's taken less than 24 hours to just about use up every song title. I shall be investigating what remains shortly.
Good work class.
Posted: 16 May 2006, 01:24
by Silver_Owl
By my reckoning there are still 17 official recorded song titles still to go...
That's not including some new ones.
Additions include -
Some Kind Of Stranger - Blind dating agency.
&
Burn - Cremation service.
Posted: 16 May 2006, 03:14
by 9while9
Colours - Industrial and Residential Paint.
Driven Like the Snow - 24hrs. Snow Removal Service
I'm trying..
Posted: 16 May 2006, 03:20
by 9while9
Fix - Fix It Service / Junkie Halfway House
Posted: 16 May 2006, 03:23
by Silver_Owl
9while9 wrote:Fix - Fix It Service / Junkie Halfway House
That leaves about 11 then. Keep going.....
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Posted: 16 May 2006, 03:45
by 9while9
Something Fast - Raceway Products / Ho House
Posted: 16 May 2006, 04:20
by 9while9
RIBBONS - The finest in package wrapping / S&M Gear for the Discriminating Sadist
WATCH - Private Detective Agency / Peeping Tom Society
Posted: 16 May 2006, 10:41
by Dark
War On Drugs rehab centre.
Posted: 16 May 2006, 10:45
by aims
The Damage Done - Needle Exchange
Posted: 16 May 2006, 11:24
by Andy TG
Crash And Burn - Lawyers or Automobile Repair Shop
Posted: 16 May 2006, 11:25
by markfiend
Rain From Heaven garden sprinklers
