Should I Mohawk?

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Should I Mohawk?

Yes go for it, YA WIMP!
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No! what the HELL are ya think'in ( it's not Goff )!
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or even like this chubby pervy in the middle. :eek:
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Stop and desist Jess! I needed a shower after I watched that vid :eek:
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Not work-safe! Not work-safe! LOL! :eek: :lol: :oops: :innocent: :von:
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damnit Jess...what is the deal with German blokes getting their kit off and looking....well...FFS...looking like german men on the beaches of the med?!!? :eek:

worksafe?...i don't think so! 8)
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oh come on now you prudish englishmen no dangling bits are to be seen!

And what about you Sinny, you're not even english IIRC.

P.S. it can't just always be boobs boobs boobs all the time. ;D
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and unervingly back on topic

go for the mohawk...what's the worst that can happen?...i had one done for comic relief last year (or the year before...i forget now) at work by my team leader...rasied £60...

spent the remainder of the week following trying in vain to make it stiff again until i gave up and had it removed :wink: :innocent:
















the mohawk you dirty dirty people 8) :lol:
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I used beer to make it stiff. ;D
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canon docre wrote:oh come on now you prudish englishmen no dangling bits are to be seen!

And what about you Sinny, you're not even english IIRC.

P.S. it can't just always be boobs boobs boobs all the time. ;D
i'm not concerned about seeing "dangling bits"...i have my own :eek:

i'm more concerned at the idea of german blokes wanting to get their collective kits off at the drop of a hat (so to speak)...

is it just me?...am i being prudish?...or just conservative?
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canon docre wrote:I used beer to make it stiff. ;D
has the opposit effect on me :wink: :innocent:




ohh...i see what you mean :oops:

i used to use soap and then hairspray and crimpers...
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canon docre wrote:And what about you Sinny, you're not even english IIRC.

Oh, Jess - that's not the problem! I could get fired from my job if someone catches me watching that kind of thing! :evil: *I'm* not a prude by any means, my dear... :twisted: :wink: :von:
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canon docre wrote:oh come on now you prudish englishmen no dangling bits are to be seen!
I see no Englanders here! :twisted:
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SINsister wrote:
canon docre wrote:And what about you Sinny, you're not even english IIRC.

Oh, Jess - that's not the problem! I could get fired from my job if someone catches me watching that kind of thing! :evil: *I'm* not a prude by any means, my dear... :twisted: :wink: :von:
not even for reasons of research? I mean, you must know what the Europeans are up to, no?

@Blast. please bear with me. :oops:
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canon docre wrote:not even for reasons of research? I mean, you must know what the Europeans are up to, no?

Nope! But rest assured, I know what they're up to. That's one reason why I wish I could move there! Bwahahahaha! :twisted: :lol: :oops: :innocent: :von:
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I vote no mohawk. It's 2006, and unless you're a member of the Exploited, it's utterly anachronistic. Of course, so are the Exploited these days...(they ARE still around, aren't they?)
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canon docre wrote:or even like this chubby pervy in the middle. :eek:
Please, someone who speaks German, translate the lyrics to this one.
Maybe if I know what they are saying it will all be O.K. :urff:
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canon docre wrote:P.S. it can't just always be boobs boobs boobs all the time. ;D

Whaddayamean? :eek:

The more tits the merrier, I always say! ;D

And I'm not the only one saying that ;)
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You're tits are lovely Iz.
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:) :) Even I agree they are adorable.
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Thank you.

For a moment I feared I would get comments about how I hold my tits very firm in both hands, but lucky for me, no offense is taken.

OTOH, it is the best and safest way to hold your tits, you won't hurt them that way...

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DarkAngel wrote::) :) Even I agree they are adorable.
Aye, a right braw wee pair o' Tits them Iz :innocent:
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scotty wrote:
DarkAngel wrote::) :) Even I agree they are adorable.
Aye, a right braw wee pair o' Tits them Iz :innocent:
Ah, ye shoods come ower an' swatch at mah braw pair ay robins 'en! ;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
scotty wrote:
DarkAngel wrote::) :) Even I agree they are adorable.
Aye, a right braw wee pair o' Tits them Iz :innocent:
Ah, ye shoods come ower an' swatch at mah braw pair ay robins 'en! ;D

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And back to the mohawk. Go ahead. You know you've always wanted to. You'll look cute. :kiss: :kiss:
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I think a hulk of 9W9 proportions could never look cute.

I can say that because I'm a bastard, apparently.
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James Blast wrote:I think a hulk of 9W9 proportions could never look cute.

I can say that because I'm a bastard, apparently.
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