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canon docre wrote: Where?

Where d'ya think ..........well...........it was in Bonnyrigg actually.

scotty wrote:

canon docre wrote: Where?

Where d'ya think ..........well...........it was in Bonnyrigg actually.

is that how you call your dangling bits? Bonnyrigg? Fancy.

canon docre wrote:

scotty wrote:

canon docre wrote: Where?

Where d'ya think ..........well...........it was in Bonnyrigg actually.

is that how you call your dangling bits? Bonnyrigg? Fancy.

Well, that night they were called "OHYABASTARDMABOZ"!!!

scotty wrote:Well, that night they were called "OHYABASTARDMABOZ"!!!

shouldn't that have read...

OHYAFUCKINBASTARDMYBOZISREDHOT!

Burn wrote:

scotty wrote:Well, that night they were called "OHYABASTARDMABOZ"!!!

shouldn't that have read...

OHYAFUCKINBASTARDMYBOZISREDHOT!

Aye , but it was ...........well...........North o' the Nuts...........the classic "Brazilian" Strip

Some people will do anything for 10p and a deep-fried pizza...

Classy stuff. Doesn't anyone else get unnerved by the amount of stuff we share...?

When I say we, of course, I mean you.

timsinister wrote:Classy stuff. Doesn't anyone else get unnerved by the amount of stuff we share...?

When I say we, of course, I mean you.

I tend to think that at some point all-out sharing makes boots less interesting. Everything's available, hence nothing's valuable anymore. All these recordings are available as weeds anyway, so it's not like you can't get them.
As I always say : back in the day boots used to be paid in cash, now they're paid in goodwill (that means contributing to the forum and being a respectable HLer).
I do appreciate a share from time to time but when it gets systematic it loses some of its value. Also it's very impersonal and as such much less friendly than weeding and - to a certain extent - trading.

Aha, you've taken me a little too literally there, Baddy. Unless, your tone of irony is lost in cyberspace...?

timsinister wrote:Aha, you've taken me a little too literally there, Baddy. Unless, your tone of irony is lost in cyberspace...?

It's just one man's POV, and it's definitely not as straightforward as it seems. I'm certainly not going to ask anybody to stop sharing, I'm just questioning the whole idea.

What kind of emoticon sez "Y'know, I'm saying this but I'm not 100% sure so don't take that all too seriously. Let's just talk it out and see where we stand, won't we ?"

Still just ten years ago a 50 piece boot collection was more than respectable and now with the Internet it's just everyday business. Strange.

By sharing, I think he was referring to Keith's sharing of things that Tim didn't really want to hear. Not bootlegs.

Sorry Badlander, maybe I should clarify my position. My main complaint was about the level of information that Scotty was sharing with us, about his - peculiar - hair-cut.

I'm in no position to comment on bootlegging or weeding, as I've yet to start properly. Nonetheless, I recommend you start a thread on this topic, as it's sure to get some attention!

Dark wrote:By sharing, I think he was referring to Keith's sharing of things that Tim didn't really want to hear. Not bootlegs.

Succint, Dark, and spot on. Many Thanks.

I think Tim was talking about "sharing" in a different context...

...but IMO you do have a point about the ease of collection now compared to then. My collection was built up from nothing more than 2 vinyl bootlegs and a few tapes to that lot in the time I've been on HL -- just over two and a half years.

But I'm not sure that it can be in any way said to be a bad thing that people get the chance to listen to music they otherwise might not have been able to hear. Unless collectors are doing it for a "mine is bigger than yours" type of p!ssing contest, which quite frankly is IMO a juvenile attitude.

The Internet has brought with it a far wider distribution of, and easier access to information (in the widest sense of the word). To try to stop this is as futile as King Cnut ordering back the tide.

Which brings us back to... The information that scotty once had a Brazilian is now widely distributed and easily accessed. That's the sort of "sharing" I think Tim was talking about.

*Edit: Bah, I'm so slow at typing.
*Edit II: I didn't remember my own URL.

timsinister wrote:Sorry Badlander, maybe I should clarify my position. My main complaint was about the level of information that Scotty was sharing with us, about his - peculiar - hair-cut.

I'm in no position to comment on bootlegging or weeding, as I've yet to start properly. Nonetheless, I recommend you start a thread on this topic, as it's sure to get some attention!

and at my own careless mistake.

I do think I'll start a thread when I have the time.

Can we get back to talking about Keef's BALDY BAWS now?

This is all getting a bit highbrow for me.

boudicca wrote:Can we get back to talking about Keef's BALDY BAWS now?

This is all getting a bit highbrow for me.

Look............I was young.............I was at Collage............I was Drunk...............it was a bet............I was drunk .
I can't believe nobody else got up to such shanagans .

It was a bit rough at first.............but some spray-on Imac soon smoothed things off

The most that happened to me was I had my eyebrows plucked. That's it! And we all know how drunk I've been. I think you wuz WELL UP FOR IT, mon!

See, this horrific disclosure of information has fried the minds of Baddy, Marky, and myself.

scotty wrote: It was a bit rough at first.............but some spray-on Imac soon smoothed things off

What does iMac have to do with your getting, erm... bald ?


Yeah I know, lousy joke.

scotty wrote:I can't believe nobody else got up to such shanagans .

Aye well, some of us have the sense not to admit it.

If there were anything to admit, obviously.

Oh no, not another one!

I wrote:If

timsinister wrote:The most that happened to me was I had my eyebrows plucked. That's it! And we all know how drunk I've been. I think you wuz WELL UP FOR IT, mon!

See, this horrific disclosure of information has fried the minds of Baddy, Marky, and myself.

I think I might have some pic's, I'll go and lo..................I'm kiddin'

"Eye Brows Plucked", is that it..........ya Big Woosy Goffs Blouse

Never sprayed a mates Head into a reverse Mohawk while they've been pished with spray-on Imac, fuckin' wonderfull stuff that , never put waxing strips a mates eye brows?, never filled 5 or 6 comdoms with a drop of "SupaSoap" in the end and left them in his room, on the bed, the lamp shade, on the sink and pished your self laughing when you hear the screams of "YA DIRTY CHEETIN' BASTARD"?

Oh how we laughed

There was an incident when I was on a school field trip involving one lad's bed and a can of shaving foam, which led to a teacher assuming the lad in question had pîssed the bed