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Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 07:47
by Silver_Owl
Motz wrote:Hom_Corleone wrote:I'll do top and tails for a 7" of Suzanne with War On Drugs as the B side...
That one made me do a double take
This is one of those times when I sincerely hope that BaxCorp is a purely Dominion operation
Indeed Matron.
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 08:42
by _emma_
If I'm more of a lesbian female than a heterosexual male, can I make a statement?
I can sleep with him without the CD. In fact, I can even pay him afterwards.
What a crazy thread!
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 09:09
by canon docre
Best thread since a long time. thank you guys.
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 09:58
by markfiend
I despair.
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 10:11
by Quiff Boy
*does a Pontius Pilot*
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 10:14
by Dark
Is that a Kama Sutra position?
Coat, door, running.
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 10:37
by timsinister
Badlander wrote:What makes you think having sex with
would be enough to get you a new album ?
I bet he's more interested in sleeping with Isabelle Adjani anyway.
So maybe if you can get him Adjani...
If I can get Adjani, I'm going to want a new album just to let go of
her!
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 11:04
by Badlander
timsinister wrote:
If I can get Adjani, I'm going to want a new album just to let go of
her!
No one said you had to share Von's sex dreams.
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 16:32
by Big Si
Badlander wrote:timsinister wrote:
If I can get Adjani, I'm going to want a new album just to let go of
her!
No one said you had to share Von's sex dreams.
Maybe
's sharing Tim's sex dreams
I wish I hadn't typed that
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 16:45
by timsinister
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 17:19
by Delilah
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 18:11
by Maisey
The prominent cheek bones, the glare...come on kids, why wouldn't you?
Everyone knows that most domineering types tend to be completely submissive, I doubt its your sanctity that will get violated. But can you face the only part uglier than his face?
So for after careful consideration....yes. But only to the sweet music of a record press machine stamping its way across a billion copies of We are the same Suzzane/Crash and Burn on 12".
I would quite happily settle for a string of 12" singles instead of an album. For a little while anyway...
(Thats von on top)
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 18:43
by wild bill buttock
I think we're all assuming that should Von be "on the other bus" that he would be a giver rather than a reciever.Which in my book makes all the difference.
Obviously should any ladies wish to join in with this thread,they would have to be willing to "Lezz up" with Patty Morrison whilst Von,Count Vanian and a select few HL members watched and took photos.
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 19:05
by James Blast
I really think we should stop now, you've made not only the Baby Jesus cry but me too.
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 19:14
by Dark
This takes "Wide Receiver" to a whole new level...
Coat, door, plane to Siberia
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 22:12
by aims
You might not want the plane,
Korin.
Apparently it's a load of pish
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 22:32
by Dark
It's no Vultee.
Either way, I'm ineligible for this question. The hetero part of me says "NO!" and so does the other part.
Posted: 07 Jul 2006, 22:45
by James Blast
... and I say, time for bed
