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Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 17:48
by Obviousman
Ah :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 17:53
by DerekR
Obviousman wrote:Ah :lol: :lol: :lol:
Online Scottish slang dictionary here:

http://www.firstfoot.com/php/glossary/p ... p?letter=a

and yep, gutties are there :lol:

as is
slang dictionary wrote:Fud - The female genitalia, herry pie.


:notworthy: :notworthy:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 17:56
by Obviousman
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Soon I might just be able to understand Keith without big intakes of wodka-whatever, this way :lol:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 17:57
by James Blast
Aye that will be richt!

Welcome to Heartland, Fudinese is oor second language, bye thi way ;D

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 17:58
by scotty
Obviousman wrote::notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Soon I might just be able to understand Keith without big intakes of wodka-whatever, this way :lol:
:eek: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 18:00
by DerekR
Obviousman wrote::notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Soon I might just be able to understand Keith without big intakes of wodka-whatever, this way :lol:
I wouldnae go that far, me and Keith were born about 5 miles apart and I cannae understand the fud! :lol:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 18:06
by scotty
DerekR wrote:
Obviousman wrote::notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Soon I might just be able to understand Keith without big intakes of wodka-whatever, this way :lol:
I wouldnae go that far, me and Keith were born about 5 miles apart and I cannae understand the fud! :lol:
I fuckin' just knew that was coming ya bawbag :lol:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 18:07
by DerekR
I don't like to disappoint :wink:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 18:11
by Obviousman
DerekR wrote:
Obviousman wrote::notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Soon I might just be able to understand Keith without big intakes of wodka-whatever, this way :lol:
I wouldnae go that far, me and Keith were born about 5 miles apart and I cannae understand the fud! :lol:
No kidding? :eek: I understood him just after a couple of drinks, and I'm foreign :lol: :innocent:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 18:16
by DerekR
Can I just add that this thread title is right up there with the classic Semple of Love.

Blast ye are a genius :notworthy:

still a fud though :innocent:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 18:40
by James Blast
Cheers ma Bro! :D and :notworthy: yirsel, och aye!

Ain't technology grand? If scotty didnae take that foatie and text me a link, this thread wouldnae exist. Jeez I love this shite! :D :D :D

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 19:15
by Pat
James Blast wrote:Lest we forget.

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He must have got that rug when he worked in Halfords in Dumbarton.....who's wedding was the photo taken at?

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 20:03
by scotty

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 20:32
by James Blast
Hahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 20:37
by weebleswobble
Magic Foties-apart from that last one, what a slag....

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 20:40
by Pat
weebleswobble wrote:Magic Foties-apart from that last one, what a slag....
Aye, she's no ageing well. :twisted:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 20:41
by boudicca
Pat wrote:
James Blast wrote:Lest we forget.

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He must have got that rug when he worked in Halfords in Dumbarton.....who's wedding was the photo taken at?
I don't know Pat but I hope he was wearing his brand new pants underneath it! :innocent: :P :twisted: :lol:

Re: Kilt by Death

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 20:51
by 9while9
weebleswobble wrote:
9while9 wrote:
Hmmm, what sort of stockings do you guys were wif yer skirts???? :P :lol: :P :lol:
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Another senseless Ginger stabbing........ :twisted: :P :lol:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 21:09
by scotty
There's a couple more, there on my phone though :urff: , I've got the "IT" department on now :wink:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 21:09
by scotty
@ Pat & Stephen - We will meet in August ya pair o' FUDS, we'll see how brave you are then.................you may want to sort out a "Will" :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 21:15
by weebleswobble
scotty wrote:@ Pat & Stephen - We will meet in August ya pair o' FUDS, we'll see how brave you are then.................you may want to sort out a "Will" :twisted: :twisted:

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But that is not my bag?!

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 14:13
by BillyBadBreaks
James Blast wrote:I can confess to having never, ever being kilt bound.
My knees aren't hairy enough. :urff:
That is no what I have heard :lol:

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 18:32
by MadameButterfly
boudicca wrote:
Pat wrote:
James Blast wrote:Lest we forget.

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He must have got that rug when he worked in Halfords in Dumbarton.....who's wedding was the photo taken at?
I don't know Pat but I hope he was wearing his brand new pants underneath it! :innocent: :P :twisted: :lol:
No hon, the way I know it, it's all just

FREE WILLY! ;D

Oh lord and to think they all do that under that kilt thingy...

...*goes off to faint*

:twisted:

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 18:34
by James Blast
BillyBadBreaks wrote:
James Blast wrote:I can confess to having never, ever being kilt bound.
My knees aren't hairy enough. :urff:
That is no what I have heard :lol:
So we'll be seeing yew at

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then? :innocent:

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 18:35
by MadameButterfly
so men look under men kilts?