Fraudulent E-Mails

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Jaimie1980
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By coincidence I've just had another EMail. This time "From the Desk of Raji Ibrahim" at the Bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. It was the Governor of the Taiwan Central (Reserve) Bank who died in a plane crash over Africa this time. His account held 12 million US dollars and the message asks me to allow a share of this to be transfered to my account. There's nothing dodgy because Mr Ibrahim says "I want you to know I never master minded the death of the Deceased fellow. The death was occured Naturally." He wanted me to keep this information "top secret".
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Yeah, like a plane crash is a 'natural death"
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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The incredible thing is my being asked twice in a week to accept the money of two people who died in African plane crashes. :urff: I might be a fool but not that much of one. :lol:

There was another time when I was sent a message by the supposed daughter of a murdered Ivory Coast politician who was in a refugee camp in a nearby country. I actually replied to that one pretending to be taken in for a laugh.
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The Nephilim Tour was well worth the wait.....
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weebleswobble wrote:Image

The Nephilim Tour was well worth the wait.....
:lol: :lol:
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scotty wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Image

The Nephilim Tour was well worth the wait.....
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James Blast
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Got this beaut today. :lol:

Dear Beloved In Christ,

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ,knowing the truth and
the truth have set me free.Having known the truth I had no choice than
to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for eternal life and
in the sight of man for witness of God´s mercy and glory upon my life.

I am Mrs Mercy Aguma from GHANA.I am married to Dr.Frank Aguma who
worked with Chevron/Texaco in NIGERIA for twenty years before he died
in the year 2002.We were married for twenty-seven years without a child,
He died during one of the riots in the NIGERIA .He was held hostage and
slain to death by protesting youths of the region in EDO state before
his death we were both born again christians.
Since his death I decided not to re-marry.When my late husband was
alive he deposited the sum of ($3m)(Three Million US.Dollars)with a
bank in the NIGERIA and now the management of the bank have just wrote
me to come forward to receive the money or rather issue a letter of
authorisation to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I can not come
over.

I am presently with my laptop in a hospital where I have been
undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs, I have since lost my
ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few
months to live.It is my last wish to see that this money is invested
and at the end of every year distributed among charity organisation.
And for your compesation, as soon as the money enters your account
take 25% of the total money, 5% for any expenses while 70% will be for
the work of GOD.
I took this decision because i know that there are alot of poor people
suffering from different kind of disease and nobody to come to their
aid.With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I
shall give you the contact of the bank in NIGERIA were the money is
been deporsit .I will also issue you a letter of authority and
certificate of claim that will prove you as the new
beneficiary of this fund.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here.
I await your urgent reply.
Yours in Christ,


Mrs Mercy


Please reply to my private e-mail ( mrsmecy2000@yahoo.com.hk)
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Mrs Mercy.. :lol:

I think she meant mrsmercy2000@yahoo.com.hk
You know? mrsmercy2000@yahoo.com.hk
And again: mrsmercy2000@yahoo.com.hk
And once more for the spambots: mrsmercy2000@yahoo.com.hk

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I keep getting porn,porn porn.




You know who you are :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Pat wrote:I keep getting porn,porn porn.
You can't blame spammers for those late night visits to the 24 hour garage Pat. :innocent:
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James Blast
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So, Dr. dr bacon evans + Dr. Mrs. Miriam Acuba are bogus?

Well I never! :eek:

can the world be such a sad place?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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