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Anything Maori.

If I'd had my way Ethan would've been Wolfgang. Having been outvoted (Mandy's counted as two, apparently ), I now offer you the opportunity Keith. Boy or girl, it suits either.

streamline wrote:I know of two kids called Mercedes and Porsche

(regretfully their brother, SkodaLada, was put up for adoption......)

I mean, what do these parents think? Are they drunk/stupid?

...because we all know hw nice school kids can be....

Porsche is silly (that's a last name), Mercedes isn't, it's an old-fashioned Spanish name, car was called after the daughter of the French importer who'd won lots of races with the then Daimlers (EDIT: Lada's a russian girls name as well, IIRC )

Still content with my name, the only pun they've ever found on that is zero Luckily my last name doesn't have any meanings in Dutch like it does in English

Yep, in Tesco today, a little girl was running down an aisle and her sister (who must have only been about 2 years older than her) shouted "Oi, Chardonnay, what've you got?"

For god's sake! Do these parents think that naming their kids after alcohol or cars or fashions and brands will make them automatically "classy"?

i've taught bramble and twinkle..

pstephanie? did they hear persephone wrong?

and what's wrong with emily?

When my daughter was in hospital there was a classy family(Baseball caps,track suits,orange skin,Argos jewellery,you know the score)who's son was called Dante.
A friend of mine works in a college that has a large asian population.She has students(Both female) called Manmeat and Minjeter.
In my school we had an Elisabeth Wanklin.

Manmeat?

Gentleman's Relish, anyone?

@ wbb

wild bill buttock wrote:When my daughter was in hospital there was a classy family(Baseball caps,track suits,orange skin,Argos jewellery,you know the score)who's son was called Dante.
A friend of mine works in a college that has a large asian population.She has students(Both female) called Manmeat and Minjeter.
In my school we had an Elisabeth Wanklin.

Not PC but it was a joke, what do you call an asian lesbian - Minjeter.

Hom_Corleone wrote:

eotunun wrote:Umm, Home- "Andrew" is a very nice name. Why not Andrew..?
She´ll probably like it, don´t ye think?

Tried that one - no go.

What about "Von" as a middle name?

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

Hom_Corleone wrote:

eotunun wrote:Umm, Home- "Andrew" is a very nice name. Why not Andrew..?
She´ll probably like it, don´t ye think?

Tried that one - no go.

What about "Von" as a middle name?

IZ.

Andrew Von Spiggy Eldritch Corleone

Hom_Corleone wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

Hom_Corleone wrote: Tried that one - no go.

What about "Von" as a middle name?

IZ.

Andrew Von Spiggy Eldritch Corleone

Hey! If you can put it before "dinner's served!!!!!!" and it sounds good, it's perfect!

IZ.

just 'oi! goth! dinner!' would do

'The Bairn' is giud enough fur them so...

emilystrange wrote:just 'oi! goth! dinner!' would do

There will be no goth children in the Corleone household thank you.

'Go back upstairs and take that white make up off! And while you're at it get that black nailpolish off'

Hom_Corleone wrote:
'Go back upstairs and take that white make up off! And while you're at it get that black nailpolish off'

I wouldn't let the Wife speak to me like that Steve

Well, Anne-Marie is a no - no, or "over my dead body ya fuckin' sad auld GOFF bastatrd" to be precise
So Elizebeth & Tom seem to be the odds on winners at the mo'.

Hom_Corleone wrote:There will be no goth children in the Corleone household thank you.

'Go back upstairs and take that white make up off! And while you're at it get that black nailpolish off'

Be thankful they're not "wearin' a fookin' trackie"

I want a VLADIMIR and a DMITRI. Always to be said in a thick Russian accent.

I don't care if they're girls, that'll be character-building for them then won't it.

Failing that, Olaff and Olga .

Mwahahahahahahahaahahaaaaaaaa call the child protection agencies now. I must not be allowed to breed!

boudicca wrote:I must not be allowed to breed!

Agreed.

boudicca wrote:Always to be said in a thick Russian accent.

You haven't heard my second to fourth names then

Hell, why not just go for Igor?

You can say "It liiiiiiiiiiiives" while it's being born.

Claire, no.... I won't go there...

Oh, go on James, you'll feel better for it

(though I might not! )

boudicca wrote:I want a VLADIMIR and a DMITRI. Always to be said in a thick Russian accent.

I don't care if they're girls, that'll be character-building for them then won't it.

Failing that, Olaff and Olga .

Mwahahahahahahahaahahaaaaaaaa call the child protection agencies now. I must not be allowed to breed!

That's why I'm sticking to rats.
Noone can stop me calling 'em Glitz & Dibber!