What I did at the weekend

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weebleswobble wrote:
Gollum's Cock wrote:Why can I say wank but not c**t or f**k.

Just curious............
More to the point, why tell us you had a wank? :lol:
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Gollum's Cock wrote:Quite boring really...

Had a wank

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Gollum's Cock wrote:Why can I say wank but not c**t or f**k.

Just curious............
Most forums are similar to married life in that you can have as many wanks as you want but a f**k or some c**t are a rare thing.

This weekend I didn't indulge in any hand to gland combat as I was too pissed to raise one.
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wild bill buttock wrote:
Gollum's Cock wrote:Why can I say wank but not c**t or f**k.

Just curious............
Most forums are similar to married life in that you can have as many wanks as you want but a f**k or some c**t are a rare thing.

This weekend I didn't indulge in any hand to gland combat as I was too pissed to raise one.
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Gollum's Cock wrote:Thread was about what we did in the weekend....

Come on now, who says they did n't are lying
:eek: :( :cry: you call em a lyer?

last weekend... friday out to a party, sunday I made a trip on my bike becaus it was too nice to be indoors.
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