Heartland

James Blast wrote:does the whipping involve black leather restraints?

it can james it can...

although the whip is suede, but hey what the fuck do the dutchies know right? it should have bloody been leather, three years you ken?

no I dinna ken an ah dinnae want tae


<-------runs screaming to the hills

James Blast wrote:does the whipping involve black leather restraints?

we need to ken

Want tae borrow a beanbag?

Well.... A belated hapy birthday Brother if you get to read this in the near future.
Hope a web free life is treating you well. Miss ya

Obviousman wrote:All the very best Lee, hope you'll be getting back on here soon

Seconded!

Hope you're fine!

I sent Lee a text on the last number I had - no reply so far...

HL is indeed a community.

I hope that all is heading toward more stable ground for you. And a good birthday too.

Alwright Lee

get yersel a decent haircut...

Not heard from him for ages now , Happy Birthday anyway, get back and let us know how you are.

thank you all for your kind wishes -espcially chuffed that some of you cared enough to turn it into a semi-smutfest with bondage et al...though next year i expect something with more anal fisting and bukkake hamsters on viagra.

fuck me it's bastard grand to be back!

oh yeah, i lost me old talkin' bone but anyone who wants to text me with horrendous jokes that could only have originated in the caledonian colony
can PM me for the new number.

to cut a long story short -a massive hello to you all; especially my closest bro's and sisters-you all know who you are.

right-next stop weeding; where it's just possible i may have some catching up to do (not to mention some grovelling! )

lee

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: right-next stop weeding; where it's just possible i may have some catching up to do (not to mention some grovelling! )

Grovelling..... which brings us right back to the whips and chains scenario...

Bad Lee!
**crack**
Naughty Lee!
**crack**

Ooh, I can feel one of my turns coming on....
Where is that dampened sponge?

Welcome back mate!

Yay!!!!!

Great to see you back, hope you have a great birthday, lots of hugs and kisses

Great you're back Lee!!!

Welcome back Lee !

Woa!

The man has returned

Thank the stars and moon LEE!












Now down with your pants for a slashing!

Alive & well!

Oh, so the bawbag's decided tae grace us wi his scummy presence. FUD!

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:lee

Living proof that if you build it, they will indeed come.

Massive welcome back bro, you have been missed.

i'd say words fail me-but none of you would believe that...
so thank-you all once again -and it's a great excuse to bump my own birthday thread twice in a day.

my birthday itself was divided nicely into a "getting prezzies and getting manageably off my head" section and a "getting more unbelievably twatted on LSD than i have for about twenty years" section (a testament to the strength of the acid rather than my abstinece from it ). technically it only ended last night as i'm a firm believer that it's still your birthday until you go to sleep...and somethings never change.

Back for good, or just passing through?

hi martin, how's tricks?
i'm back for good, hopefully, in as much as i never want to be away that long ever again. as i'm not living in a house anymore i haven't got my own internet access so i won't be here as often as before. i bit the bullet and moved back on the road again: twenty-four hour generator power but no telephone land-line (the bonus being there's no fucking nosey cunt neighbours to annoy and i can listen to my music as loud as i want whenever i want -a god-given basic human right IMO).
however mrswhizzkid (missus/ex-missus/shag-piece/mother of my child depending on what mood she's in) is back online (dreadful slow dial-up jobby but beggars can't be choosers) and i'm in town often enough to use the library/internet cafes occassionally.

suffice to say the various upheavals and difficulties of the last six months have levelled off sufficiently to allow my life to regain some level of normality...whatever that is!

good to see an old contingent back on track.
btw how's little Rocky doing?

EMWK?.....Lee?....