I hate.......

esox · 23 Oct 2006, 21:56

boudicca wrote:
markfiend wrote:OK "Baby On Board" ones, I can see the rationale, but does anyone really think that the dickhead tailgating them is going to see it and think "Oh, I'll drive carefully for a change then"
Took the words right out of my mouth

I always think of it as a lame-ass attempt on behalf of the dad to tell the world how virile he is. Since once you have kids and need room for a cot in the back seat you can't declare it with a penis-extension sports car...

Hmmmm....I've kept my penis extension sports car as I can just about get the two kids in the back if I fold their legs a few times and drown out their cries of pain by turning up the stereo (if they're really good it's Teletubbies say eh-oh, if not a live recording of ghostdance taken by someone in the audience on his mum's personal dictation machine circa 1988). I've got one of those baby on board stickers on the back window as it seems to stop asbo nova drivers trying to mate with the backbumper. So maybe they're only of use if you've got a penis extension sports car (which anyone in a kev'd up chav mobile will try and tailgate) and two kids and really want to show how virile you are short of handing out monkey custard test tubes at every traffic light... They do actually work (the baby on board stickers - I haven't tried the test tube experiment) for 0.9% of the population (I can tell the difference when I've forgot to put the sticker on) and that's gotta be worth trying for the sake of the children?

For the record my vote for this subject goes to Kerry Katona's face everywhere you go and on everything you see...

mh · 23 Oct 2006, 22:06

esox wrote:
boudicca wrote:
markfiend wrote:OK "Baby On Board" ones, I can see the rationale, but does anyone really think that the dickhead tailgating them is going to see it and think "Oh, I'll drive carefully for a change then"
Took the words right out of my mouth

I always think of it as a lame-ass attempt on behalf of the dad to tell the world how virile he is. Since once you have kids and need room for a cot in the back seat you can't declare it with a penis-extension sports car...
Hmmmm....I've kept my penis extension sports car as I can just about get the two kids in the back if I fold their legs a few times and drown out their cries of pain by turning up the stereo (if they're really good it's Teletubbies say eh-oh, if not a live recording of ghostdance taken by someone in the audience on his mum's personal dictation machine circa 1988). I've got one of those baby on board stickers on the back window as it seems to stop asbo nova drivers trying to mate with the backbumper. So maybe they're only of use if you've got a penis extension sports car (which anyone in a kev'd up chav mobile will try and tailgate) and two kids and really want to show how virile you are short of handing out monkey custard test tubes at every traffic light... They do actually work (the baby on board stickers - I haven't tried the test tube experiment) for 0.9% of the population (I can tell the difference when I've forgot to put the sticker on) and that's gotta be worth trying for the sake of the children?

For the record my vote for this subject goes to Kerry Katona's face everywhere you go and on everything you see...

What on earth are you on?

And where can I get some of it?

scotty · 23 Oct 2006, 22:09

mh wrote:
esox wrote:
boudicca wrote: Took the words right out of my mouth

I always think of it as a lame-ass attempt on behalf of the dad to tell the world how virile he is. Since once you have kids and need room for a cot in the back seat you can't declare it with a penis-extension sports car...

Hmmmm....I've kept my penis extension sports car as I can just about get the two kids in the back if I fold their legs a few times and drown out their cries of pain by turning up the stereo (if they're really good it's Teletubbies say eh-oh, if not a live recording of ghostdance taken by someone in the audience on his mum's personal dictation machine circa 1988). I've got one of those baby on board stickers on the back window as it seems to stop asbo nova drivers trying to mate with the backbumper. So maybe they're only of use if you've got a penis extension sports car (which anyone in a kev'd up chav mobile will try and tailgate) and two kids and really want to show how virile you are short of handing out monkey custard test tubes at every traffic light... They do actually work (the baby on board stickers - I haven't tried the test tube experiment) for 0.9% of the population (I can tell the difference when I've forgot to put the sticker on) and that's gotta be worth trying for the sake of the children?

For the record my vote for this subject goes to Kerry Katona's face everywhere you go and on everything you see...

What on earth are you on?

And where can I get some of it?

The Ghost Dance bootleg you can get from me, Kerry Katona..........like he says, just turn on the TV

scotty · 23 Oct 2006, 22:37

Graham Norton

eastmidswhizzkid · 23 Oct 2006, 22:46

scotty wrote:Graham Norton

apart from golden grahams i can 't think of one graham the world wouldn't be a better place without.

(souness doesn't count -different spelling and unless its 1982 again he can f**k off anyhow).

scotty · 23 Oct 2006, 22:48

...........and that Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen prick!

Muppet · 23 Oct 2006, 22:55

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
scotty wrote:Graham Norton
apart from golden grahams i can 't think of one graham the world wouldn't be a better place without.

quote]

Graham Garden, of course!

eastmidswhizzkid · 23 Oct 2006, 22:57

there is an exception to every rule.

DeWinter · 24 Oct 2006, 06:50

Ville Valo. He is always on at least two pages of every magazine here in Finland, and it is a rare day I don't see his fish-faced balding mug looking at me from the magazine racks of a newsagent pulling some ridiculous facial expression.
Also most of the above for GWAR impersonators Lordi. Ok, so all the metal fans of Europe voted for you to showcase what an utter joke Eurovision is. Now sod off.
Scots Nats (Not all Scots, before anyone says anything!!). If you want independence, take it, no-ones stopping you. Just stop the whining. It's like having a wife who tells everyone how badly you treat her and she wants to leave you but never does. In the end you just want to say "Bugger off, and go then!".
English football fans. Your team are overrated, and overpaid. You take every opportunity to drag my country's name through the dirt by behaving like animals abroad, and then say "it wasn't us REAL fans!". No, it was the magical pixies again..
Pride festival. Way to get respect for us with "alternative lifestyles", mince down London in pink feather boas to the tune of "Keep young and beautiful". That'll REALLY disprove all those stereotypes..

24 Oct 2006, 06:54

Muppet wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
scotty wrote:Graham Norton
apart from golden grahams i can 't think of one graham the world wouldn't be a better place without.

quote]

Graham Garden, of course!
Graham Chapman?
Heather Graham?

24 Oct 2006, 07:01

DeWinter wrote: English football fans. Your team are overrated, and overpaid. You take every opportunity to drag my country's name through the dirt by behaving like animals abroad, and then say "it wasn't us REAL fans!". No, it was the magical pixies again..

Was this posted in the 80's or something? Over-rated? Yes. Overpaid? Most certainly. But where does this aged view of English football hooliganism come from? Did I miss something in the news recently or have you just been watching football factory or reading Dougie Brimson books?

The real face of football hooliganism

DeWinter · 24 Oct 2006, 07:42

Hom_Corleone wrote: Was this posted in the 80's or something? Over-rated? Yes. Overpaid? Most certainly. But where does this aged view of English football hooliganism come from? Did I miss something in the news recently or have you just been watching football factory or reading Dougie Brimson books?

Never heard of either. Did have the dubious pleasure of seeing English and German football fans behaving like neanderthals during the last World Cup however, even from dull old Finland.
Cute kid. Feyenoord have a dismal reputation, too. But at least they don't drag their national flag around whilst making an exhibition of themselves in front of the international press.

24 Oct 2006, 07:51

DeWinter wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote: Was this posted in the 80's or something? Over-rated? Yes. Overpaid? Most certainly. But where does this aged view of English football hooliganism come from? Did I miss something in the news recently or have you just been watching football factory or reading Dougie Brimson books?
Never heard of either. Did have the dubious pleasure of seeing English and German football fans behaving like neanderthals during the last World Cup however, even from dull old Finland.
Cute kid. Feyenoord have a dismal reputation, too. But at least they don't drag their national flag around whilst making an exhibition of themselves in front of the international press.

I think you are mistaking reputation for actual actions. Statistically the English were by no means the worst behaved. I'm not saying that excuses the bad few but there are idiots everywhere.

Muppet · 24 Oct 2006, 08:35

Have to agree about that Kerry Katanonia thing.

I also cannot stand June Whitfield in her patronising "we're all going to die soon" adverts.

Oh, and I have a bizarre loathing of concrete.

eastmidswhizzkid · 24 Oct 2006, 09:55

Hom_Corleone wrote:
Graham Chapman?
Heather Graham?

well the first one's dead (he is an ex-python;he is pushing up daisy's, fell off his perch etc).

and i hazard a guess that the second one comes into the category of "totty" and therefore a matter of onanistic taste. in this instance it is possible to have one off the wrist over her after she has been forced to marry someone with a better name....anyway surnames don't count (re. my original post mr. graham's first name is not "golden").

eastmidswhizzkid · 24 Oct 2006, 12:56

....watching tortoises sprint past me as i wait for "dial-up".

Izzy HaveMercy · 24 Oct 2006, 13:04

Got a letter today from my bank card company BCC, telling me my VISA was used for fraudulent purposes, hence I had to block it. I called the Card Block number, all was ok, my card was blocked.

I sprinted to my bank an hour later to see if it was really blocked, seems I could still withdraw money from my account on the SelfBanking automats.

So I stepped inside to talk to a human being (they still exist!), she called the BCC and asked if my card was blocked, yes or no. They said they would take care of it, two minutes later it was blocked.

WHY can they be in a lot more hurry when the banks ask for a blocking?

Anyhoo, nothing is withdrawn that I didn't know of, so no damage done. The only damage done is my trust in the Card Stop procedure, and, tho I am always very wary of buying online (only at dedicated and trusted sites, no small sites etc etc), I will refrain even more from buying online using VISA.

IZ.

24 Oct 2006, 13:19

The only online use I make of my cards are Amazon and paypal, the rest get paid through paypal.

The UK banks seem quite happy to let credit card fraud carry on almost unabated.

robertzombie · 24 Oct 2006, 15:39

DeWinter wrote: Also most of the above for GWAR impersonators Lordi. Ok, so all the metal fans of Europe voted for you to showcase what an utter joke Eurovision is. Now sod off.

are you telling me this doesn't make you wanna rock your f**king socks off?!

Andrew S · 24 Oct 2006, 17:24

Muppet wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
scotty wrote:Graham Norton
apart from golden grahams i can 't think of one graham the world wouldn't be a better place without.

quote]

Graham Garden, of course!
Ah but he's a Graeme. I have a similar theory about Lindas and Lyndas but I probably shouldn't go there...

DeWinter · 24 Oct 2006, 17:30

robertzombie wrote:

are you telling me this doesn't make you wanna rock your f**king socks off?!

Well, I found them amusing at first, but after Eurovision, the Finns went insane. I now understand why the rest of the UK is sick of hearing about 1966. Lordi credit cards, Lordi coke, Lordi this that and the other..I mean, did the UK ever produce Katrina and the Waves coke??

bushman*pm · 24 Oct 2006, 17:54

ANYONE with a 'kids on board' type sticker should have their genitals removed slowly and violently with red hot pliers for being suck knob-rot morons! Its like they can drive like total twats and get away with it just because they've got some scumbag trogladite larvae on the back seat!
Yeah? well fcuk you!

my bumper sticker proudly proclaims the legend
'hows my driving? dial 1-800-eat sh*t' and like my car, it ROKS!
so sod ya all!

...and i hate useless posts on threads!!

weebleswobble · 24 Oct 2006, 18:01

pfft Go Figure

Wrong Thread Same Venom

Edit: I like GF as a phrase and I have a real BOB sticker-so get that right up you

bushman*pm · 24 Oct 2006, 18:08

weebleswobble wrote:

pfft Go Figure

Wrong Thread Same Venom

Edit: I like GF as a phrase and I have a real BOB sticker-so get that right up you

that would look SOOOOOOOOOOO cool on my car's tailgate!

streamline · 24 Oct 2006, 18:23

weebleswobble wrote:

Awwwww, you made me wee myself....