Ken Livingstone enlists pelicans...

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Should we start a favourite car topic then (in the spirit of favourite albums and all that) ;D
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bushman*pm wrote:car 1 is a 1966 LWB pick up thats currently in for its MOT and has not been used for over a year.
car 2 is a range rover which although it has a V8 3.5L lump, its booked in for an LPG gas conversion which is one of the cleanest fuels for both the enviroment and the cars own engine!
Why 4x4'S? coz they're great toys in the mud and offer significant safety margins when dealing with some of the fcukwits that infest london's roads!
also, last year i had a terrible accident, i rolled my discovery at 80+mph on the M6 near Carlisle, the car was a mess but the wife and i both walked away from the wreakage!
I don't want to be your friend anymore :cry:

is that because you dislike my taste in cars or the fact that i went roof-surfing at 80mph or because i wanna use LPG?

eotunun: ta for the tip@ its one of those things that i knew i had to do but never knew why!

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eotunun wrote:bleedin´ brilliant cars, them..
I know, Toyota is the best car ever :twisted:

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That's not a Corolla tho' :innocent:
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Obviousman wrote:That's not a Corolla tho' :innocent:
Hard to believe that this one's even better eh? ;D

(still, it's a Toyota)

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But a Toyota is no Subaru, those are truly unbreakable :notworthy:
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Favourite Cars sounds like a good idea for a thread! Give me a Scirocco any day! Failing that, a VW Polo G40 just for the Grandma's-shopping-car look at the traffic lights, until the lights change green and the supercharger kicks in - brilliant fun p!ssing all over jags, mercs and beemers in a car that cost under £2K! :wink:
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I just want a car that I don't fear getting in to, that will it/won't it start and get me to destination/home shite is grinding me down. I'm losing sleep over it :cry:

And NO! I can't afford a new one, Bastard!!! :evil:
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esox wrote:Favourite Cars sounds like a good idea for a thread! Give me a Scirocco any day! Failing that, a VW Polo G40 just for the Grandma's-shopping-car look at the traffic lights, until the lights change green and the supercharger kicks in - brilliant fun p!ssing all over jags, mercs and beemers in a car that cost under £2K! :wink:
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That'll be The Forres Taxiâ„¢ rev.2.0, Sir. :D :lol:
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for those who have a need...this is what Vauxhall/Opel have in Australia...it's called a HOLDEN Commodore SS V series and the spec is a little like this



http://www.holden.com.au/www-holden/act ... delid=4006
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I always find their 'Utes' quite funny :lol:

(Always thought a Commodore was more like a Vectra though :oops:)
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James, This car may be ugly as Maggy Thatcher, out of fashion, have no image. If you are short of money, you probably won´t find a better bargain..
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I bought one for 150 DM (That´s 75€!) which carried me to work and back for two years, without ever failing.
I don´t know if the tax on cars without catalyst is as high as in Germany, I paid 386€ each year for the 340´s 1.4 litre engine over here..
240s and 740s are also highly recomendable, as long as they have the four cylinder gas engine. That´s THE Volvo block that gave the brand it´s reputation, and surely is one of the best engine designs ever.
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esox wrote:Favourite Cars sounds like a good idea for a thread! Give me a Scirocco any day! Failing that, a VW Polo G40 just for the Grandma's-shopping-car look at the traffic lights, until the lights change green and the supercharger kicks in - brilliant fun p!ssing all over jags, mercs and beemers in a car that cost under £2K! :wink:
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Sorry JImagergen, you lost me after the pic and my 'copy and paste' went wrong, but I found it amusing so I left it in 8)
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James Blast wrote:Sorry JImagergen, you lost me after the pic and my 'copy and paste' went wrong, but I found it amusing so I left it in 8)
:lol: Dear Mr. Graphic Designer, could you teach me to sign with that rocking "ü" on paper? :notworthy: :notworthy:
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eotunun wrote:
James Blast wrote:Sorry JImagergen, you lost me after the pic and my 'copy and paste' went wrong, but I found it amusing so I left it in 8)
:lol: Dear Mr. Graphic Designer, could you teach me to sign with that rocking "ü" on paper? :notworthy: :notworthy:
sorry JImagergen, that one is outwith my control :oops: :cry:
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James Blast wrote:
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James Blast wrote:Sorry JImagergen, you lost me after the pic and my 'copy and paste' went wrong, but I found it amusing so I left it in 8)
:lol: Dear Mr. Graphic Designer, could you teach me to sign with that rocking "ü" on paper? :notworthy: :notworthy:
sorry JImagergen, that one is outwith my control :oops: :cry:
Okay, I´ll have to figure that one out myself :twisted:
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eotunun wrote:
James Blast wrote:
eotunun wrote: :lol: Dear Mr. Graphic Designer, could you teach me to sign with that rocking "ü" on paper? :notworthy: :notworthy:
sorry JImagergen, that one is outwith my control :oops: :cry:
Okay, I´ll have to figure that one out myself :twisted:
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JImagergen

...but ditch the spaces after Image and you are ready to go...

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I thought JImagergen meant in the real world, not on here Iz? :oops:
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Yupp, James is right, Izzy.
That´s what JImagergen meant.
sorry for putting it missundrestandable.
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boudicca wrote:Remind me how we got here from pelicans?
It's HL Claire, dinnae be silly, lassie! :lol:
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Umm, somebody wrote "car" and I read it, must have been something like that. :oops:
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boudicca wrote:Remind me how we got here from pelicans?
On a BIG out o' control Train!!!!
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