One of lifes mysteries resolved....

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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f**k neverland...

i wants dogpoop...





actually..on refletion...

FUD!
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Burn wrote:actually..on refletion...

FUD!
Monkey Spunk, Sir? :lol:
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11 minutes plus :?: That's Blast heaven that is. :lol:

White dog s**t? Not seen any for years. Mine had a good marrow bone between them a couple of days ago and it was still nice and brown. :urff:

I did get caught without poo bags t'other day and ended up walking back 1/2 a mile with a bag to pick it up. (Only cos a woman gave me a dirty look).

11 minutes plus? Really? :D :D :D
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James Blast wrote:
Burn wrote:actually..on refletion...

FUD!
Monkey Spunk, Sir? :lol:
are you sure?

over 11 minutes?...

they'll never play it live 8)
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Hom_Corleone wrote:11 minutes plus? Really? :D :D :D
I trust mh, he's a solid guy.
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Burn wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Burn wrote:actually..on refletion...

FUD!
Monkey Spunk, Sir? :lol:
are you sure?

over 11 minutes?...

they'll never play it live 8)
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Still not heard the bloomin thing after all me good work for charity... :urff:
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Zuma wrote:Still not heard the bloomin thing after all me good work for charity... :urff:
That's chariddy, Great Mate! Image


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Am I odd in that I don't go around actually checking the colour of dog s**t? The most I give it is a fleeting glance as whoever's walking beside me along the street goes "CAREFUL CLAIRE YOU'RE ABOUT TO TREAD IN SOME s**t!" :eek:

I usually miss it. Usually.
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Big Si wrote:
James Blast wrote:OOLM has just been resolved for me, today:

Never Land on the remasters is 11:59 and has extra lyrics, special HL deal on all 3 remasters here :D
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

And does it sound as beautiful as I think it does? :D
:lol:
I can assure you that it does. 8)
although I haven't heard it yet.
Cities are bad, but they can be beautiful too, some of them, sometimes, which is an excuse good enough for their existence. A Sisters gig in a city makes the city a good place, even though it's just as good in Bex or Arvika. Dog poos are always ugly, regardless of the colour. I hate people very much, well the vast majority of them, not all of them though. I love all dogs, regardless of their colour. Never Land sounds beautiful both in a city, and outside a city, but even if it didn't sound beautiful, its existence would still make sense.
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Zuma wrote:Still not heard the bloomin thing after all me good work for charity... :urff:
The first thought of mine when I saw this sticky topic in the Sisters chat was: dear God, this Zuma guy deserves to go to heaven. Please forgive him for all his sins if he's had any, for this good deed that he's done makes him a living angel. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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boudicca wrote:Am I odd in that I don't go around actually checking the colour of dog s**t? The most I give it is a fleeting glance as whoever's walking beside me along the street goes "CAREFUL CLAIRE YOU'RE ABOUT TO TREAD IN SOME s**t!" :eek:

I usually miss it. Usually.
I stop short of getting the litmas paper out, but I do always 'register' the colour as I try to side step them - maybe it's a childhood thing that's stayed with me (insert Michael Jackson/Macauley Culkin joke here) as we used to see who could spot the most white dog turds in a day when I was a nipper. I can't relinquish this fixation nowadays, but it's not quite as intense - I think I'm just going through the motions these days...
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Burn wrote:f**k neverland...

i wants dogpoop...!
I still have your address, so expect some in your mailbox in a few days. 8)
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Image This is where it belongs - not on our streets, but on our laminate floorings...
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esox wrote:Image This is where it belongs - not on our streets, but on our laminate floorings...
But that's a wee White Dug with a Broon turd, what you need is a wee Broon Dug with a White turd :lol:

I often wonder what happened to the wee Broon Dug? :(
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esox wrote:Image This is where it belongs - not on our streets, but on our laminate floorings...
:lol: :notworthy:

That's one depressed-looking hound.

"I'm not as regular as I used to be".
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esox wrote:Image This is where it belongs - not on our streets, but on our laminate floorings...
Unless, of course, Divine is nearby.
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It disturbs me that that is an eBay photo..
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Dark wrote:It disturbs me that that is an eBay photo..
Why, it's the first place I look when I want to buy any old sh!t...

That's why I'm gonna put my Skeletal Family CD's on there.

By the way, the reason the dog looks so unhappy is because it's fake dog dirt that the sellers placed in front of the poor sod just to make it look more realistic. The dog probably thinks he's going senile now..."I don't remember doing that".
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esox wrote:
Dark wrote:It disturbs me that that is an eBay photo..
Why, it's the first place I look when I want to buy any old sh!t...

That's why I'm gonna put my Skeletal Family CD's on there.
Ye could always send them my way.. :innocent:
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esox wrote:
Dark wrote:It disturbs me that that is an eBay photo..
Why, it's the first place I look when I want to buy any old sh!t...

That's why I'm gonna put my Skeletal Family CD's on there.
:eek: Thin Ice Marky..........Thin Ice :twisted: :lol:
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scotty wrote:
esox wrote:
Dark wrote:It disturbs me that that is an eBay photo..
Why, it's the first place I look when I want to buy any old sh!t...

That's why I'm gonna put my Skeletal Family CD's on there.
:eek: Thin Ice Marky..........Thin Ice :twisted: :lol:
I think I might see if there's an SM listing category for them...
Been a while, ahem
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esox wrote:
scotty wrote:
esox wrote: Why, it's the first place I look when I want to buy any old sh!t...

That's why I'm gonna put my Skeletal Family CD's on there.
:eek: Thin Ice Marky..........Thin Ice :twisted: :lol:
I think I might see if there's an SM listing category for them...
or should that be S&M even
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Dark wrote:
esox wrote:
Dark wrote:It disturbs me that that is an eBay photo..
Why, it's the first place I look when I want to buy any old sh!t...

That's why I'm gonna put my Skeletal Family CD's on there.
Ye could always send them my way.. :innocent:
Sorry - she who must be obeyed has demanded that I start bringing something to this household (in the way of lambert and butler tokens) - so there's currently some Skeletal Family stuff on ebay! :innocent:
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esox wrote:
Dark wrote:
esox wrote: Why, it's the first place I look when I want to buy any old sh!t...

That's why I'm gonna put my Skeletal Family CD's on there.
Ye could always send them my way.. :innocent:
Sorry - she who must be obeyed has demanded that I start bringing something to this household (in the way of lambert and butler tokens) - so there's currently some Skeletal Family stuff on ebay! :innocent:
I saw that, some kind of warm wind.......or a car :innocent:
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