Anyone out there not fudamentalist?

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scotty wrote:"Jesus Loves The Fudamentalists"

I can see that on a T-Shirt at the next HEARTLAND do :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
With MENTAL in capitals ;D

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scotty wrote:"Jesus Loves The Fudamentalists"

I can see that on a T-Shirt at the next HEARTLAND do :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
Aye, just in better quality than the last one :oops:

Thanks Johnny Fartpants for giving us Jocko Homo's something to do ;D
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Planet Dave wrote:Do you know, I went to Edinburgh for the day last wednesday, and I didn't hear one person say fud all day. I was almost disappointed. It's right nice, is Edinburgh, big castle and everything. Though not as nice as Bamburgh, which has a cricket pitch at the foot of its castle. Now THAT's classy. Whereas Norham's castle is pants in comparison. We stayed in Norham (pronounced 'Norrum'). It makes Royston Vasey look normal. The butcher had ginger hair, but annoyingly didn't ask if I'd like any special stuff. My disappointment was tangible.

Aren't castles wickeeeddddddddd. :D :lol:
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weebleswobble wrote:
scotty wrote:"Jesus Loves The Fudamentalists"

I can see that on a T-Shirt at the next HEARTLAND do :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
Aye, just in better quality than the last one :oops:

Thanks Johnny Fartpants for giving us Jocko Homo's something to do ;D
Isn't copyright a wonderful thing Mr W? My invoice is in the post. x2. :wink:
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
scotty wrote:"Jesus Loves The Fudamentalists"

I can see that on a T-Shirt at the next HEARTLAND do :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
Aye, just in better quality than the last one :oops:

Thanks Johnny Fartpants for giving us Jocko Homo's something to do ;D
Isn't copyright a wonderful thing Mr W? My invoice is in the post. x2. :wink:
Keep them coming: I predict a cottage industry. First we take the Jocks, then we take Berlin :wink:
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a.r.kane wrote:Krishna
Couldn't agree more.
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a.r.kane wrote:Krishna
is that the new dixie chicks album?
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paint it black wrote:
a.r.kane wrote:Krishna
is that the new dixie chicks album?
Nope, it's the new album - Chicks with Dixs by RhamaRhamastein
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a.r.kane wrote:
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a.r.kane wrote:Krishna
is that the new dixie chicks album?
Nope, it's the new album - Chicks with Dixs by RhamaRhamastein
:lol: :lol:

they were live on channel five just the other night
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paint it black wrote::lol: :lol:

they were live on channel five just the other night
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boudicca wrote:Chuffin' Nora, it really is another world on the Isle of Man.
Who's on the Isle of Man? Happy Hop tu Naa to you, then...
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EvilBastard wrote:Who's on the Isle of Man?
Es iz on the I Love Man.
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boudicca wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:Who's on the Isle of Man?
Es iz on the I Love Man.
But not on the Man You Love :eek:
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boudicca wrote:Es iz on the I Love Man.
Cor bloody 'ell - thought I was the only one from there on here. Being a Sissies fan in my youth was a singularly lonely experience - only knew 1 other person who liked them, and the school christmas disco was something of a cultural wasteland ("Scuse me, mister DJ - do you have Bela Lugosi's Dead?" "No - now f*ck off!")...
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EvilBastard wrote:
boudicca wrote:Chuffin' Nora, it really is another world on the Isle of Man.
Who's on the Isle of Man? Happy Hop tu Naa to you, then...
aye, got the moot carved
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EvilBastard wrote:
boudicca wrote:Es iz on the I Love Man.
Cor bloody 'ell - thought I was the only one from there on here. Being a Sissies fan in my youth was a singularly lonely experience - only knew 1 other person who liked them, and the school christmas disco was something of a cultural wasteland ("Scuse me, mister DJ - do you have Bela Lugosi's Dead?" "No - now f*ck off!")...
10 of us went to wembley 1990, even manged to drag 6 to leeds 2003, been flying solo this year
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paint it black wrote:aye, got the moot carved
Look out for Ginnie, then...

...so where you from? Ramsey lad meself (or used to be before heeding the call of the Wild Blue Yonder).
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I'm surprised the two of you aren't related! :innocent: :twisted:








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EvilBastard wrote:
paint it black wrote:aye, got the moot carved
Look out for Ginnie, then...
found her, silly old bitch

andreas, ramsey, douglas, peel, onchan, douglas :wink:
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paint it black wrote:peel :wink:
Could be worse - could have been Jurby...not sure if I'm still banned from the Creek, but fun times in the Creg.
Andreas and Ramsey - you don't remember Beryl Quine, do you?
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EvilBastard wrote:
paint it black wrote:peel :wink:
Could be worse - could have been Jurby...not sure if I'm still banned from the Creek, but fun times in the Creg.
Andreas and Ramsey - you don't remember Beryl Quine, do you?
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paint it black wrote:a teacher
Fair enough - probably got a couple of years on me, then, she was Headmistress in my day.
boudicca wrote:I'm surprised the two of you aren't related!
You joke about that, but...I was in a bar in San Francisco a couple of years ago, talking some smack about someone I was at school with. Bloke next to me turned around and said, "Do you mind - he's my sister-in-law's nephew." If you're from the Island, no matter how far you go, you will always run into someone you know, or someone who knows you.
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EvilBastard wrote: no matter how far you go, you will always run into someone you know, or someone who knows you.
even in cyberspace it seems :wink:

my bro was taught by mrs quine, you were probably in the same class as him
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