Posted: 20 Nov 2006, 11:44
Spike Milligan: "I told you I was ill"
You're working on it?canon docre wrote:unfortunatley not. The coward's hiding somewhere in Greece.
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Posted: 20 Nov 2006, 13:16
Posted: 20 Nov 2006, 16:03
"There is, another... Sky......walk.....er." - Yoda. 
Posted: 20 Nov 2006, 17:34
"..Feck me , a Bus!!" : My Grandad crossing the dual carriage way in his pyjamas. R.I.P
" I've come to read your gas meter Mr Hitler, I think this may be nore than your expected".
"Hi Mum, yeah I've just started my new job on the 96th floor this morning, the view is great..hang on a minute, what's that coming through the window ?" :
Frank "Grimey" Grimes, World Trade Centre, September 11th 2001.
"I'm just shooting down the local high street, be back in a minute":
Micheal Ryan, Hungerford.
"Hello, you've reached the Micheal Jackson child minding service..hello ? Hello ..is there anybody there ?"
"What tree?" : Marc Bolan
"Are your definatly sure it's ok to land this plane here?" : Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"No don't put it there, that's disgusting" Ramone's ex-girlfreind.
" I've come to read your gas meter Mr Hitler, I think this may be nore than your expected".
"Hi Mum, yeah I've just started my new job on the 96th floor this morning, the view is great..hang on a minute, what's that coming through the window ?" :
Frank "Grimey" Grimes, World Trade Centre, September 11th 2001.
"I'm just shooting down the local high street, be back in a minute":
Micheal Ryan, Hungerford.
"Hello, you've reached the Micheal Jackson child minding service..hello ? Hello ..is there anybody there ?"
"What tree?" : Marc Bolan
"Are your definatly sure it's ok to land this plane here?" : Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"No don't put it there, that's disgusting" Ramone's ex-girlfreind.
Posted: 20 Nov 2006, 18:45
Posted: 20 Nov 2006, 18:55
Why, oh god, why do I find that picture somewhat arousing. 
Posted: 20 Nov 2006, 18:59
Eeewwww. You're disgusting!nick the stripper wrote:Why, oh god, why do I find that picture somewhat arousing.
Posted: 20 Nov 2006, 19:00
Now, it could be the egg cup!!! Which may be the result of a strange fixation or failing that maybe it's the testicle..in which case your a faaaaaaaag!!
Posted: 20 Nov 2006, 19:11
Posted: 20 Nov 2006, 19:29
The picture alone is disturbing enough... but getting turned on by it?!?!?
@ Ramone - The guy in that video should be put down for crimes against intelligence.
@ Ramone - The guy in that video should be put down for crimes against intelligence.
Posted: 20 Nov 2006, 20:14
two redneck ones:
Hey Emmy Sue, gimme your lighter, n'everbody watch this...
Shoot Cleetus, I know it ain't loaded...
Hey Emmy Sue, gimme your lighter, n'everbody watch this...
Shoot Cleetus, I know it ain't loaded...
Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 11:30
Why do I get the impression James has been watching the Beverly Hillbillies?
Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 17:27
Actually, I just said it for a reaction. heehee.mh wrote:Eeewwww. You're disgusting!nick the stripper wrote:Why, oh god, why do I find that picture somewhat arousing.
Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 18:19
many here: CLICKY!
my favourites include:
And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...
Aww what cute little fish...
Did you hear thunder ? Oh well hurry up and putt
Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's self-destruct button, do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it ?
The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
my favourites include:
And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...
Aww what cute little fish...
Did you hear thunder ? Oh well hurry up and putt
Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's self-destruct button, do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it ?
The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 22:17
Go on, let her fly the thingscotty wrote:"Don't press that button...."
Captain of the Columbia Space Shuttle.
Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 22:30
Come here, I think your beautiful beautiful my door is... etc
Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 22:32
I didnae ken you played for the away team JamesJames Blast wrote:Come here, I think your beautiful beautiful my door is... etc
Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 22:53
Weegies in Green 1 - 0 Manc BaisturtsBillyBadBreaks wrote:I didnae ken you played for the away team JamesJames Blast wrote:Come here, I think your beautiful beautiful my door is... etc
Weegies
Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 22:55
Congrats to the hoopies 
Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 23:20
You have to feel sorry for the travelling Man Utd fans.
Its a f**king long way from Surrey to Glasgow
Its a f**king long way from Surrey to Glasgow
Posted: 21 Nov 2006, 23:27
aye, the prawn sarnies at Parkheid ur shyte! - FACT!wild bill buttock wrote:You have to feel sorry for the travelling Man Utd fans
and no way do I feel sympathy for anybody at the 'gemm' tonight, it took me an hour to get home when it usually takes under 30mins. Baisturts!
Posted: 22 Nov 2006, 00:48
Wonder who's last words these could be...old hat Ness, we do have this section known as Joke of the Day see post #10
Mods!
Posted: 22 Nov 2006, 18:38
a woman spurned?
Posted: 23 Nov 2006, 12:20
JESUS: "Just bear with me".
Posted: 23 Nov 2006, 19:20
.......OR PUT ANOTHER WAY:Hom_Corleone wrote:The Mayor of Hiroshima.....What the f**k was that?
'WHAT CAN THAT ONE LITTLE PLANE DO?'
or
'who left that rollerskate on the stairs?'
ian curtis
or
'thats an easy jump for this horse'
chrstopher reeves
or
'the poll tax seems like a good idea'
maggie 'scumsucking,sh*tspewing,trogladite bitch' thatcher