Heartland

you are not within these walls unless....


....it's a state of being.

Now go on deny that!

MadameButterfly wrote:you are not within these walls unless....


....it's a state of being.

Now go on deny that!

....and get this newbie's thread derailed???

Okay Debs....but if it doesn't dress like a goff, if it doesn't act like a goff, if it doesn't think like a goff...it most probably isn't a goff!

But it takes more to deny your statement....We will discuss that next time while enjoying wine/whiskey/vodka etc...

you forgot the coffee so no deal.

MadameButterfly wrote:you forgot the coffee so no deal.

ETC = Extra Tasty Coffee....?

Ozpat wrote:....but if it doesn't dress like a goff, if it doesn't act like a goff, if it doesn't think like a goff...it most probably isn't a goff!

okay next time...you see Ozpat, you are thinking like a goth.
that will be all...oh crap, hang on...

welcome to the board

YOU GOTH SCOOP...you are probably very pale being in the north so your goth existence has been seen...welcome on board.

MB

Only one post?
Thats a bit 'hit & run' isn't it?!
Welcome anyway, and dont listen to a word from this lot!

bushman*pm wrote:Only one post?
Thats a bit 'hit & run' isn't it?!
Welcome anyway, and dont listen to a word from this lot!

Give the goff a break...His first post after 20 years...

I don't see what I have in common with those gothy types either. You'll have to prove I am Debs

It's all in the pale shades Z! You know, pale blue...
Orange! or do we call it sunset yellow now?

...you have the f**king black goth socks and the taste in music!
...now deny that...

Obviousman wrote:I don't see what I have in common with those gothy types either. You'll have to prove I am Debs

Zeno, you're so fcuking goth it astounds me! All that stuff about the countryside and the view and whatnot! Bloody goth.

So, I'm not a goth?

fat balding bloke in the middle

Feck me! jist hud a guid look at that foatie and it's The Allapecia Brothers Live in Glesga!!!


n'cmon new guy, we expect at least seven more posts before you fade away

MadameButterfly wrote:It's all in the pale shades Z! You know, pale blue...
Orange! or do we call it sunset yellow now?

...you have the f**king black goth socks and the taste in music!
...now deny that...

Well, a properly dressed man does not wear oddly coloured socks

Don't see the gothness is pale blue or orange either way

Planet Dave wrote:

Obviousman wrote:I don't see what I have in common with those gothy types either. You'll have to prove I am Debs

Zeno, you're so fcuking goth it astounds me! All that stuff about the countryside and the view and whatnot! Bloody goth.

The only true non-goth I know from here is the Planet FFS. Sorry Zeno.

but who is the goffest one of all?

Obviousman wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:It's all in the pale shades Z! You know, pale blue...
Orange! or do we call it sunset yellow now?

...you have the f**king black goth socks and the taste in music!
...now deny that...

Well, a properly dressed man does not wear oddly coloured socks

Don't see the gothness is pale blue or orange either way

I voted today as the elections were in my country today. I would not say my vote went to a party all the goffs are voting for....

@all of you

Ozpat wrote:I voted today as the elections were in my country today. I would not say my vote went to a party all the goffs are voting for....

You see! My powers work on the internet too!

emilystrange wrote:but who is the goffest one of all?

I vote for Claire or this funny looking guy called Kafka from the gallery. (Not sure if he counts though). Third place goes to Zeno because orange is the new goth.

EDIT: funny link provided.

canon docre wrote:

Planet Dave wrote:

Obviousman wrote:I don't see what I have in common with those gothy types either. You'll have to prove I am Debs

Zeno, you're so fcuking goth it astounds me! All that stuff about the countryside and the view and whatnot! Bloody goth.

The only true non-goth I know from here is the Planet FFS. Sorry Zeno.

Bless ya baby. Thank fcuk no pictures exist of my old winklepickers.

And now for something completely different...

What's goth anyway ?

what's goth, but a second hand emotion?

canon docre wrote: Third place goes to Zeno because orange is the new goth.

but... but... but, I'm a Trad Goth and my lardy appearance and baldiness is my badge of honor and courage.

No?

Badlander wrote:And now for something completely different...

What's goth anyway ?

Me, if you ask my stupid kids.

Otherwise, sh1t music, by and large. The people are ace, all those black or red basques and whatnot...tremendous stuff.

christ here's me thinking it's the size of your whip?

well, that helps, debs..