Posted: 29 Nov 2006, 23:53
Cool, death by nutting. It's one way to go, I suppose.James Blast wrote:I still read this topic as "Murder on Zidane's Floor".
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Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 00:03
trouble is, I still have visions of that Mutant frog/Martian baby/spawn of a Bue Peter presenter womanPlanet Dave wrote:Cool, death by nutting. It's one way to go, I suppose.James Blast wrote:I still read this topic as "Murder on Zidane's Floor".
no I don't like her
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 10:27
it's my mate tom and he's headbanging. he's a black metaller not a goth. anyway we all know goths don't actually existDark wrote:Bloody hell, in that second picture, that goth's hair is defying gravity.
And I thought Anne-Marie's hair was impressive
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 10:36
They do - in Primark. Always in bloody Primark them goffiks.sarah_orange wrote:it's my mate tom and he's headbanging. he's a black metaller not a goth. anyway we all know goths don't actually existDark wrote:Bloody hell, in that second picture, that goth's hair is defying gravity.
And I thought Anne-Marie's hair was impressive
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 10:56
It's all the teal, innit?d00mw0lf wrote:Always in bloody Primark them goffiks.
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 15:06
And the yellow socks.
Damn them and their stylish ways!
Damn them and their stylish ways!
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 16:53
3 times I have heard jokes about Zidanes floor. they keep going over my head...what is Zidanes floor?
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 17:24
It's a football fing. Some journeyman french geezer, apparently.Maisey wrote:3 times I have heard jokes about Zidanes floor. they keep going over my head...what is Zidanes floor?
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 18:06
Zidane = French footballer.Maisey wrote:3 times I have heard jokes about Zidanes floor. they keep going over my head...what is Zidanes floor?
Zidane's floor = "the dancefloor" said in a French accent
cue lots of hilarious jokes on the phrase "Murder on the Dancefloor" a la sophie ellis-baxtor's hit pop song
don't ya just love spelling out jokes word by word...?
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:46
'ang on a minute...sarah_orange wrote:it's my mate tom and he's headbanging. he's a black metaller not a goth. anyway we all know goths don't actually existDark wrote:Bloody hell, in that second picture, that goth's hair is defying gravity.
And I thought Anne-Marie's hair was impressive
if your mate TOM is givin' it some....WhyTheFud is DaveTheRave doing the goff two step
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:53
If he moves too quickly, the booze falls out.
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:03
I tend to stick with 'catch the notes' and 'grab the bat'
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:07
ahhhtimsinister wrote:If he moves too quickly, the booze falls out.
great wisdom from a man so in denial of his goff status
*actually that was meant to refer to Dave...but i feel it could also refer to Tim...and many others hereabouts*
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:13
Do you have the feeling Tim is denying his über-goffness? I don't.Burn wrote:ahhhtimsinister wrote:If he moves too quickly, the booze falls out.
great wisdom from a man so in denial of his goff status
*actually that was meant to refer to Dave...but i feel it could also refer to Tim...and many others hereabouts*
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:17
über-goff?...canon docre wrote:Do you have the feeling Tim is denying his über-goffness? I don't.Burn wrote:ahhhtimsinister wrote:If he moves too quickly, the booze falls out.
great wisdom from a man so in denial of his goff status
*actually that was meant to refer to Dave...but i feel it could also refer to Tim...and many others hereabouts*
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:18
Fcuk off, goth!Burn wrote:ahhhtimsinister wrote:If he moves too quickly, the booze falls out.
great wisdom from a man so in denial of his goff status
I can't be a goth, I haven't got a big hat.
(ooh s**t, that's a lie. Quick, another example Renfield!)
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:19
Burn wrote:über-goff?...canon docre wrote:Do you have the feeling Tim is denying his über-goffness? I don't.Burn wrote: ahhh
great wisdom from a man so in denial of his goff status
*actually that was meant to refer to Dave...but i feel it could also refer to Tim...and many others hereabouts*
Yes I proud myself to be one of the few chosen people who can use them little dots.
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:19
There are many reasons for wearing sunglasses indoors! Dave's Shirts are VERY near the top of that list.
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:28
shhhhsh...highlight,copy,pastecanon docre wrote:Burn wrote:über-goff?...canon docre wrote: Do you have the feeling Tim is denying his über-goffness? I don't.
Yes I proud myself to be one of the few chosen people who can use them little dots.
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:29
do you recall ever having pointy black booties?Planet Dave wrote:Fcuk off, goth!Burn wrote:ahhhtimsinister wrote:If he moves too quickly, the booze falls out.
great wisdom from a man so in denial of his goff status
I can't be a goth, I haven't got a big hat.
(ooh s**t, that's a lie. Quick, another example Renfield!)
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:36
EVERYONE on this forum has pointy black boots.
I garentee it.
I garentee it.
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:38
Nope. Never had and never will. Guaranteed.Maisey wrote:EVERYONE on this forum has pointy black boots.
I garentee it.
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:42
i know i used to...quite a few pairs over the years...but now they're more square toed...Maisey wrote:EVERYONE on this forum has pointy black boots.
I garentee it.
fcuk...am i a goff?
Posted: 01 Dec 2006, 00:09
you lose - big feck off biker boots hereMaisey wrote:EVERYONE on this forum has pointy black boots.
I garentee it.
from Victor Devine on the Great Western Road, of Glass-gow.
Its still there.
all my trouserment/t-shirtedness etc. are still in the attic with my leather strides, if proof be needed
you also can't spell 'guarantee'
Posted: 01 Dec 2006, 11:45
Pointy boots with skull buckles in fact.
Not that I've got them any more though, they died long ago.
Not that I've got them any more though, they died long ago.