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Res'pek! to every one of you!

To just clarify what this is all about - I just sent Ness a Blast Productsâ„¢ 2006 Christmas Card, seems she liked it. :notworthy: :D :notworthy:

the bottom line is:
it was a small gesture well appreciated and I don't discriminate who gets an hand~made Blast Productsâ„¢ card, if I have your address, I usually send it. Been a busy and behind this year so not all you top peeps got one on time, they are a'comin'. :D

the return journey:
many, many :notworthy: 's to all you who sent me one, I do treasure them

I won't mention any names, they are too numerous but I do adore you all, card or not. We are special.

let us now relax
James xXx
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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there's only one mr. blast. :notworthy:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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A welcome addition to any bar discussion. He will always be fondly, if vaguely, remembered.
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I'm usually in black and white, have you caught it to Tim?
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~ Peter Steele
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What, guiness?
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Arch Deviant wrote:I like him a lot and have never met him. Shame, that.
Very much seconded. :D :notworthy:
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A very nice man always :notworthy:
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...and the card in question is a wonderfully stark, bleak object d'art. It's sleak noir layout is only bettered by it's cascading star interior. Yet again Blast delivers in style. :notworthy:
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James Blast wrote:Res'pek! to every one of you!

To just clarify what this is all about - I just sent Ness a Blast Productsâ„¢ 2006 Christmas Card, seems she liked it. :notworthy: :D :notworthy:

the bottom line is:
it was a small gesture well appreciated and I don't discriminate who gets an hand~made Blast Productsâ„¢ card, if I have your address, I usually send it. Been a busy and behind this year so not all you top peeps got one on time, they are a'comin'. :D

the return journey:
many, many :notworthy: 's to all you who sent me one, I do treasure them

I won't mention any names, they are too numerous but I do adore you all, card or not. We are special.

let us now relax
James xXx

Quick, ring the Feds, some b'stard has nicked Sir JB's 'pooter and is masquerading as him! surely he'd never say such soppy sh!t!
Bah, it just a load of tree hugging hippy crap!

relax, get pished, destroy and then prophesize disaster!
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bushman*pm wrote:Quick, ring the Feds, some b'stard has nicked Sir JB's 'pooter and is masquerading as him! surely he'd never say such soppy sh!t!
Bah, it just a load of tree hugging hippy crap!

relax, get pished, destroy and then prophesize disaster!
In mitigation, yer o'nner, much wine had been quaiffed at the office party and my team won the quiz, so I was feeling particularly 'at one with the universe'. Yer right bullshit*pmt and I didn't realise I'd turned into HL's very own Brucie what with all my catchphrases. :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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~ Peter Steele
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James Blast wrote:
bushman*pm wrote:Quick, ring the Feds, some b'stard has nicked Sir JB's 'pooter and is masquerading as him! surely he'd never say such soppy sh!t!
Bah, it just a load of tree hugging hippy crap!

relax, get pished, destroy and then prophesize disaster!
In mitigation, yer o'nner, much wine had been quaiffed at the office party and my team won the quiz, so I was feeling particularly 'at one with the universe'. Yer right bullshit*pmt and I didn't realise I'd turned into HL's very own Brucie what with all my catchphrases. :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
Nice to see you................now shoot me in the head!
Sir, nowt wrong with feelin @ 1 with the universe, i hope we all hit that spot once in a while!
nice tag BTW, bullsh!t*pmt :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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Thanks for the Card, Mr B! :D :notworthy:



And thanks to Zuma and Cat for their Chrimbo card too! :D :notworthy:
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James Blast wrote:Res'pek! to every one of you!

To just clarify what this is all about - I just sent Ness a Blast Productsâ„¢ 2006 Christmas Card, seems she liked it. :notworthy: :D :notworthy:

the bottom line is:
it was a small gesture well appreciated and I don't discriminate who gets an hand~made Blast Productsâ„¢ card, if I have your address, I usually send it. Been a busy and behind this year so not all you top peeps got one on time, they are a'comin'. :D

the return journey:
many, many :notworthy: 's to all you who sent me one, I do treasure them

I won't mention any names, they are too numerous but I do adore you all, card or not. We are special.

let us now relax
James xXx
I would like to add my own (Hun) respects, not just for his enormous generosity (and waistline), but his friendship in helping me during a difficult time.

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none more black

cheers JB
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My missiles are hitting their targets, exceeelent. :D


















and...

@ BBB it's what we're here for Man Image

there will now follow a group hun, sorry hug, for His Fat Forgetful Bastardness, Sir Willaim of Unfortunate Fractures. ;D :lol:

Top bloke. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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:kiss: @Blast :wink:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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@ Jessie Foreigner {{{{{Big Blast Bear Hugs}}}}}

:D :D :D :D :D
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Huh?

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:P :wink: :kiss:
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aah, one! two! three! aand:

"you're as cold as ice/for willing to sacrifice our love" ;D
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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Thanks Lee I had absolutely no idea what the mad German lady was on about.

yours
a onetime Dirty White Boy, you non 40s types won't get that :oops:
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Hee! Thank you old man ~ you are indeed the star! :notworthy: :kiss: :notworthy: ;D

Oh and by the by, the postage from your side to my corner was not enough so it had to go another route...quite sweet of the mail service to inform me of that little delay and mine is a little late, but on it's way in due time for the new year.

MB 8)
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Sorry Debs, hope the extra postage doesn't cost you :oops:

and less of the Old Man, Bitch!... even tho' it's true :cry:

Happy, happy day to you Jos and the sproglettes. :D :notworthy: :D :notworthy:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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No worries, didn't cost me a cent, took it's time getting here and even if I had to pay, I would without a thought knowing it's from you. ;D

Hey and bitch! it's something to be proud of, you are like a good red wine! :kiss:

I would carry you on my back old man... 8) :innocent:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You deserve every credit in this thread, Brother Blast. Yer a top bloke! (And if anyone would like to take credit for being the Ebenezer Scrooge in this thread, be my guest :twisted:)
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