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paint it black wrote: and something called a Wii [which has left me totally fcuked] but is great fun
Oh don't get me started on them. That's what your back garden and ancient plastic tennis rackets in the shed are for!
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boudicca wrote:
paint it black wrote: and something called a Wii [which has left me totally fcuked] but is great fun
Oh don't get me started on them. That's what your back garden and ancient plastic tennis rackets in the shed are for!
Know why it's called a Wii, by the way?

Try tying it to a rocket and set it alight :twisted:

Bunch of modern cnut appratchoor... :evil:

This is way cooler...

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Ahráyeph wrote:What I got? Sinusitis. Yay... :evil:
As said before: flog it on eBay... :twisted:

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Volkerball DVD - I've not got past that one, there could be an Ark of the Covenant or Lost Tablet Of Sumer still waiting to be unwrapped, dunno and don't care. :twisted: :notworthy:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
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I went searching for my old Donkey Kong a few nights ago and couldn't find it anywhere :(
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Donkey Kong like Mom use to make them! ;)


Here you go, certified virusfree ;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Donkey Kong like Mom use to make them! ;)


Here you go, certified virusfree ;D

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:D :D :D :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Donkey Kong is solely responsible for my love of computers and games. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Donkey Kong like Mom use to make them! ;)


Here you go, certified virusfree ;D

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:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: But I think I've moved on now. Tony Hawk Project 8 is slightly more fun these days :lol: :lol:
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hallucienate wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Donkey Kong like Mom use to make them! ;)


Here you go, certified virusfree ;D

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:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: But I think I've moved on now. Tony Hawk Project 8 is slightly more fun these days :lol: :lol:
That means you don't want Mario Bros and Egg Catch then? ;D

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Egg Catch!? Oh dear god, that had better be the game I'm thinking of, that I used to play when I was 9...

Upload, man!
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20p in the machine at the airport to play Pac Man - or nuthin'! 8)

(I mean, the machine that was in the airport in 1988... that was the last time I played a computer game :lol: )
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nothing as yet. however, i'm on a promise from mr blast; and mr.marx has kindly agreed to send me a little something he knocked up. 8)

oh, yeah -mrs whizzkid reckons she's got me somethiong as well....believe it when i see it. :roll:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:nothing as yet. however, i'm on a promise from mr blast; and mr.marx has kindly agreed to send me a little something he knocked up. 8)

oh, yeah -mrs whizzkid reckons she's got me somethiong as well....believe it when i see it. :roll:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:This is way cooler...

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Oh, yes, I have one of those, though mine is brown instead of yellow, wonder if it'll still work :lol:

Got some money from my mother after all, and a no-good book from my aunt and uncle. Ah, well, it's a nice enough to get me something...
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Dark wrote:Egg Catch!? Oh dear god, that had better be the game I'm thinking of, that I used to play when I was 9...

Upload, man!
In fact, there are two. I'm uploading the lot as we speak, it will be available HERE

Da list:

Donkey Angler, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong 2, Donkey Kong Junior, Dungeons And Dragons, Egg Catch Mickey, Egg Catch Wolfie, Mario Bros Factory, Mario's Bombs Away, Snoopy Tennis, Tom And Jerry Popper, Towering Rescue, Turtle Bridge.

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Obviousman wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:This is way cooler...

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Oh, yes, I have one of those, though mine is brown instead of yellow, wonder if it'll still work :lol:
the brown one ist the second edition, where the little ape has to climb up the jungle to save his father, the big ape who got tied up by evil men after what he had done to Mario in the first edition (orange, see above) I know, because I own them both. ;D
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Planet Dave wrote:Volkerball DVD - I've not got past that one, there could be an Ark of the Covenant or Lost Tablet Of Sumer still waiting to be unwrapped, dunno and don't care. :twisted: :notworthy:
Ditto. :notworthy:
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canon docre wrote:the brown one ist the second edition, where the little ape has to climb up the jungle to save his father, the big ape who got tied up by evil men after what he had done to Mario in the first edition (orange, see above) I know, because I own them both. ;D
Yup, is called Donkey Kong 2. It's also in the ZIP I posted. DK Junior as well, btw ;D

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Need for Speed Carbon for the PS2

Everton F.C Calender!!

MONEY of me mom n pop ( gawd bless 'em)

A half size Bottle of Jack Daniels (Cutest present ever)

£60 worth of Columbia's finest (second to Shakira's hips that is)- (which I had to pay for!! )

Sennheiser HD215 headphones

Maybe a new girlfriend - still negotiating contract details.

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The Philadelphia Eagles trouncing the Dallas Cowboys at Texas Stadium on Christmas day!! hallelujah praise the Lord. :)
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Monty Python DVD box set, some vouchers and money (never goes astray :) ), The Dangerous Book for Boys (yayyyyyy :notworthy: ) and some good old fashioned alcohol.

Best of all, NO pants, NO socks, NO underwear, NO embarrassing jumper that I have to wear to keep the peace, and NO bloody Selection Boxes!

Not too bad at all now. :D
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canon docre wrote:
Obviousman wrote: Oh, yes, I have one of those, though mine is brown instead of yellow, wonder if it'll still work :lol:
the brown one ist the second edition, where the little ape has to climb up the jungle to save his father, the big ape who got tied up by evil men after what he had done to Mario in the first edition (orange, see above) I know, because I own them both. ;D
Thanks, didn't know that :D
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I got....
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Metallica Videos DVD
A book on how to be a good Dad. :roll:
A belt
A Jamie Oliver cookbook
A 96 Rioja
And a suit which I didn't like and is going back. :cry:

The wee man got far more presents than is healthy - money that could have been spent on far more worthy causes. :lol:
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