Heartland

Nic wrote:

I will surely miss that old wife beater...

His wife won't.

boudicca wrote:
Thanks Biggy for clearing up a burning issue in our hoose today - my dad kept saying, every time the news was on "That's a really good head of hair for a man his age if it's real"...

haha, his own hair ..... bought and paid for.

I forgot, he was a convicted armed robber as well as a woman beater. Bad bad James. Nice suits though.

The one he beat up - well, the most publicized one anyway - died on PCP while recovering from plastic surgery. She must have been in a real hurry to check out. Bad facial day?

boudicca wrote:

Nic wrote:

I will surely miss that old wife beater...

His wife won't.

Touché.

He that is without sin etc...

Made some fine choons, now he's dead.

IZ.

He will be missed in his home town, from his gun toting to all his lawless stuff.God Bless JB

Black Planet wrote:God Bless JB

If I would believe in a xtian god, I'd also ask him to bless Brother Blast... (yeah, this is going to go on and on till this thread stops and there is once again only one JB we refer to. )

James Blast wrote:Not now James, we're busy...

Augusta, Georgia, late September
One Mr. Brown's hot tempered
This man's possessed, he's restless
He's armed and dangerous, drugged and reckless

Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely son
But he's on the run on a shotgun m*****n
"Listen here c*cksuckers, motherf*ckers, pay respect to my building.
It's JB property and it could be the one you get killed in."

Cops arrive, "What's this, what's happening,
What's what, where's the hot shot?"
James pushed his luck too far this time
His pick-up truck's flat out and flying

"I wanna get into it man, y'know?"
Not now James, we're busy
Not now James, not now James "Waaaahhh!"
Not now James, we're busy
Not, not, not now James
Not now James, we're busy

Cops get excited and grin with glee;
They got themselves a celebrity!
Seven cars give chase
"You're in the clear...this is the race of the year!"

Faster Soul Master, they're coming at you from all directions
Speed's your protection...don't look behind ya 'til south Carolina
Cops spring a roadblock "He ain't gonna stop!"
"He's gonna take a pop!"

"Fellas, I'm ready to get up and do ma thing!"
Not now James, we're busy
Not now James, we're busy
Not now James, we're busy
We're busy
Not now, James

Someone opens fire, the trucks front tires are blown out
"Get the hell out!"...
A six mile skid, trapped in a ditch,
In the lap of the FBI, the Secret Service, the Russians
"They're all in this, they're doing it to James
Like they did it to Elvis"

"I wanna get into it man, y'know?"
Not now James, we're busy
Not now James, not now James "Let's deal with your mind"
We're busy "Hold it now"
Not now James, we're busy "Hold it now"

A "good-foot" dance in a dusted trance...
Breath tested "No Chance!" Arrested!

"We're gonna do a song..."
Not now James, we're busy
Not now James "Waaaahhh!"
Not, not, not now James, we're busy "Hold it now"
Not, not, not now James
We're busy "Hold it now"

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:He that is without sin etc...

I don't beat my wife up!

boudicca wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:He that is without sin etc...

I don't beat my wife up!

Even tho that is an extremely witty remark, I STILL don't believe you!

Test: Boudi and MB come over to the Christophe Mansion for the Belgian HL invasion and we both lock them up in one room.

THEN try to convince me

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Test: Boudi and MB come over to the Christophe Mansion for the Belgian HL invasion and we both lock them up in one room.

THEN try to convince me

If that happened, we wouldn't come out with black eyes and grazed knuckles, rather potions and mischievous glints in our eyes.

Soon afterwards, you and your mates would turn into frogs on stage

boudicca wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Test: Boudi and MB come over to the Christophe Mansion for the Belgian HL invasion and we both lock them up in one room.

THEN try to convince me

If that happened, we wouldn't come out with black eyes and grazed knuckles, rather potions and mischievous glints in our eyes.

Soon afterwards, you and your mates would turn into frogs on stage

What a silly test IZ! Boudi and I have been in the same room together on more than one occasion and we didn't need to be locked up.

Get him Claire, who wants to kiss a frog anyway.

MadameButterfly wrote:Get him Claire, who wants to kiss a frog anyway.

Happens to the best of us, or so I'm told

first i've heard about it! fuck me that's a total shock.

R.I.P. indeed.

boudicca wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Test: Boudi and MB come over to the Christophe Mansion for the Belgian HL invasion and we both lock them up in one room.

THEN try to convince me

If that happened, we wouldn't come out with black eyes and grazed knuckles, rather potions and mischievous glints in our eyes.

Soon afterwards, you and your mates would turn into frogs on stage

Readit.

IZ.

MadameButterfly wrote:

boudicca wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Test: Boudi and MB come over to the Christophe Mansion for the Belgian HL invasion and we both lock them up in one room.

THEN try to convince me

If that happened, we wouldn't come out with black eyes and grazed knuckles, rather potions and mischievous glints in our eyes.

Soon afterwards, you and your mates would turn into frogs on stage

What a silly test IZ! Boudi and I have been in the same room together on more than one occasion and we didn't need to be locked up.

Readit.

Get him Claire, who wants to kiss a frog anyway.

Readit.

...and duly noted, Debs. That's no kiss for YOU on Feb 24 :

IZ.

Haven't got time to read all of this, so apologies if this has already been said...


I haven't heard one of you lot say he was great before he died. Why all of a suddden is he great just because he's kicked the bucket?

Talented? Talented? What utter bollox. I can say waaaahhhhhhh alot, doesn't make me talented!!

Wife beating, old fecker who's been in prison a couple of times dies sensation.

Oh hold the front page.

Not now Di, we're busy...

Well s.c.reeeeeew you!

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Haven't got time to read all of this, so apologies if this has already been said...


I haven't heard one of you lot say he was great before he died. Why all of a suddden is he great just because he's kicked the bucket?

Talented? Talented? What utter bollox. I can say waaaahhhhhhh alot, doesn't make me talented!!

Wife beating, old fecker who's been in prison a couple of times dies sensation.

Oh hold the front page.

Badlander wrote:That's sad news indeed.

But tbh, even if I do have this

and that

Mister Brown has never fully convinced me.
Somehow he's still lagging behind Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Curtis Mayfield, Wilson Pickett, and a few others on my personal all-time-favourite-soul-singer list.

But to call him talentless is way too much IMHO. What do you think your everyday James Brown fan thinks of the Girls ?

Good. So I will say this NOW already.

And I HOPE someone remembers afterwards...


IKE TURNER IS A GENIOUS AND A DAMN FINE MUSICIAN!!!!!!

(sorry fer shouting )

IZ.

Not now Iz, we're busy...

Izzy HaveMercy wrote: IKE TURNER IS A GENIOUS AND A DAMN FINE MUSICIAN!!!!!!

Not sure about the genius bit, but it's an undeniable fact that "Nutbush city limits" is miiiiiiiiles better than "The best" (just to name one).
Does political correctness have to go so far that you can't recognize a wife beater's talents in specific fields ?

Badlander wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote: IKE TURNER IS A GENIOUS AND A DAMN FINE MUSICIAN!!!!!!

Not sure about the genius bit, but it's an undeniable fact that "Nutbush city limits" is miiiiiiiiles better than "The best" (just to name one).
Does political correctness have to go so far that you can't recognize a wife beater's talents in specific fields ?

It goes the same way as insulting people for telling an Ipswich joke.

It DOES strike me as odd, tho, that this kind of behaviour seems to be around more during the x-mass days.

People bitching about charity things, for example.

For the Belgians and Dutch, I had some serious discussions on other fora about Music For Life, and a lot of people found this event "despicable, only to buy yerself some peace for fecking up the planet" etc etc

And also this. RIP famous person, and around these days you get a lot more comments like: "yes but he beat his wife and kids and stuff, so not THAT great a loss maybe".

A great musician has passed away. He was no angel, hell, he wasn't even the best in his genre, but he gave a lot of people joy and pleasure. I know a lot of wife-beaters that are NOT ENTERTAINING AT ALL.

End rant.

Jolly x-mass. Ho bloody ho.

(and I ken James, not noo, we're Izzy )

IZ.

What do you need for James Browns' funeral?




























A dead James Brown.


(boom, boom)