Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Eldorado wrote:[. Texas is close but still half a million miles away.
B&Q...........WICKES.......?
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Well the moon's only about quarter of a million, so my guess is that asteroid that's gonna hit us in a few years time. That's when having Bruce Willis around is gonna come in handy.
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If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
This place is fulla feckin' Paddies, Jocks, Sprouts, Sheep Shaggers, Krauts, Ruskies, Kebab Crunchers, Pizza Chompers and Cheese Munching Surrender Monkeys but worst of all - Yanks and Manc Bastards!
I hate this place.
you'll fit right in
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
James Blast wrote:This place is fulla feckin' Paddies, Jocks, Sprouts, Sheep Shaggers, Krauts, Ruskies, Kebab Crunchers, Pizza Chompers and Cheese Munching Surrender Monkeys but worst of all - Yanks and Manc Bastards!
I hate this place.
you'll fit right in
I heard you were the Big Cheese around here
I'm pleased i don't fit into any of those catagories. But if you would like to include big mouth, opinionated dyke, then I will feel more at home.
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Eldorado wrote:I heard you were the Big Cheese around here
Bollocks! just a sad old geezer who posts on here far too much
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Eldorado wrote:[. Texas is close but still half a million miles away.
B&Q...........WICKES.......?
was gonna write manchester, you're not a blue nose are you?
standing on the shoulders of goths and all that
Nah, nowhere near bitter enough to one of those Ez. It shows immediately when they are. Shame though, this place needs more folk to point at and prod with a stick.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
a bad life caught up with me, but everyone kens that, you're fresh meat what's your story, huh?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
a bad life caught up with me, but everyone kens that, you're fresh meat what's your story, huh?
Well, I recently caught up with a bad life in the form of an obnoxious wanker for a 'husband' and am trying to start afresh in another country. My bad experience has left me more than bitter but Im trying to vent my feelings in the right direction. I get angry quite easily at the most innocuous things which usually backfires and drops me further into the well of self loathing and misery, but hey! That's my fault. I wish I was sad, then at least it would mean I had reached the end of the anger.
I will stop there as I don't want to bore you with my trivialities. Talking to (or ranting at) strangers is very theraputic.
You didn't bore, you weren't trivial, the laws of derailment do escape you, as yet, but - welcome home.
Oh! and don't be a stranger.
James
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
James Blast wrote:This place is fulla feckin' Paddies, Jocks, Sprouts, Sheep Shaggers, Krauts, Ruskies, Kebab Crunchers, Pizza Chompers and Cheese Munching Surrender Monkeys but worst of all - Yanks and Manc Bastards!
I hate this place.
Oh hello, is this 'Poets Corner' ??
Aint JB just got such an excellent way with words?
