Posted: 12 Jan 2007, 22:45
Lab rats even.
Sorry Im a bit, anal with punctuation
Sorry Im a bit, anal with punctuation
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hope you use KY jelly, else you'll end up with even more of a smart arseboudicca wrote:Lab rats even.
Sorry Im a bit, anal with punctuation
paint it black wrote:hope you use KY jelly, else you'll end up with even more of a smart arseboudicca wrote:Lab rats even.
Sorry Im a bit, anal with punctuation
If Stanley Kubrick had been Welsh.nick the stripper wrote:[/img]
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Alan: And the plums have mutated and they've got beaks.
Peter: Beaks?
Alan: Yes, beaks.
Peter: Have you got any more of this, or do you want to stop at quacking plums?
Alan: No, no. You make pigs smoke.
Peter: I want to know where you think you earned the right to go swanning off on these ludicrous flights of ?
Alan: Ah, swans. You feed beefburgers to swans.
Peter: Do I?
Alan: Yes, you do.
Peter: All right, well, perhaps you can tell me what's wrong with feeding beefburgers to swans?
Alan: What?
Peter: Well if you fill a swan's stomach up with beefburgers it's full of fat and it'll float better. That's why we do it.
Alan: Really?
Peter: No, you complete cretin. I'm just contributing to this total farce. What else are you going to accuse me of?
Alan: I'll tell you what. You farmers, you don't like outsiders, do you? You like to stick to your own.
Peter: What do you mean by that?
Alan: I've seen the big-eared boys on farms.
Peter: Oh, for goodness sake.
Alan: If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother.
Have you had your medication?Maisey wrote:hmm
I almost agree with Mr Imperial Russia actually.
Did you cut its goolies of first?James Blast wrote:After much consideration, cogitating even, I have come to the conclusion that I will have that M&S pizza in the fridge.
Mushrooms?James Blast wrote:After much consideration, cogitating even, I have come to the conclusion that I will have that M&S pizza in the fridge.
Yep, with maple cured bacon.weebleswobble wrote:Mushrooms?
Oan a pizza?James Blast wrote:Yep, with maple cured bacon.weebleswobble wrote:Mushrooms?
Hee hee....bloody food porn ads - Gaz gets all giddyJames Blast wrote:It wasn't just a pizza, it was an M&S Pizza.
so, M&S&GM ?more-sedatives-pls wrote:probaly GM mushrooms then
make sure to use the flamethrower to get rid of any GM mushroom pieces you haven't eaten now....