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DeWinter wrote:I've never seen or heard of the other guy, what does he do exactly?

All round meeja-whore and rent-a-mockney. A total cnut in other words.

He's allegedly a stand-up comic

DeWinter wrote:Bum.
I've never seen or heard of the other guy, what does he do exactly?

I've asked myself the same question...

markfiend wrote:

DeWinter wrote:I've never seen or heard of the other guy, what does he do exactly?

All round meeja-whore and rent-a-mockney. A total cnut in other words.

He's allegedly a stand-up comic

You're not a Fan then Mark?

That douchebag Brand has been the bane of my life for the past two years!! Seeing that ex-crack headed smug smile and those drain pipe clad legs everywhere on t.v is making my blood boil. And because he's the flavour of the month when ever a Pirates of the Caribbean movie is released, this camp mockney middle class scumbag gets his face plastered on every channel.

Yes, I can almost see why some girls may find him 'sexy' - I'm not gay, but I k ow what women like - years of ex-girlfriends drooling over certain popstars/movie stars and random men in the street has taught me that! But there's some thing about Brand that really makes me want to strangle and string up a cat!

He's not funny, that camp wacky outrageous stage act is now getting tired and frickin' annoying! And yes, You've guessed it - the current soon to be ex-bird is in love with him, to the point she's going to see his live act! Bitch - some one phone my lawyer ! And fetch my gun while your there!

The day Brand, Pete Doherty and Abramovich get a knock on the door from the Police and they all get sent down is a day I'll be in heaven!

I heard a trailer for a radio show of his and realised I'd already heard too much, I've successfully avoided him since.

@ Ramone wouldn't Bootylicious Boudicca have been a more apt title for this thread, I mean Bodacious is a bit Bill & Ted

Henious, Dude.

Or, in Ramones' case, more like Jay and Silent Bob. Regarding the prefix, I'll take your word for it, James. But of course, one would like to see some proof, so I'll have to wait a few weeks before concurring...

Ya may have a point with the more apt 'Bootylicious' ! But I thought that may draw more criticism from some people and accuse me of focusing on her ..booty! I thought Boudacious may help me get away with just a play on her name. But I agree, now I think about it it is very Bill and Ted!! Thanks for pointing that out!! Thanks james

Hey speaking of Bill and Ted, does any one else ever watch Keanu Reeves films and almost expect him at some sombre and serious moment in the film to suddenly flick his hair back and go "wooooahh dude that's like, Bodacious!!!" or something equally inane !! And then air guitar his way out of the scene.

Brand on the radio!! is no where safe? God help us that man is a pain

About 8 years ago I bought one of them new fangled DVD players and was almost home when it dawned on me I had nothing to play on it except CDs, so I popped into Asda (other supermarkets are available) and bought The Matrix, it was all the rage at the time. I'm sure there was a scene in that where Keanu went "Wooooooah" . His "Dude" addiction must have been cured by then.

markfiend wrote: All round meeja-whore and rent-a-mockney. A total cnut in other words.

He's allegedly a stand-up comic

Right. Sounds a bit like Vernon Kaye, who's celebrity was something of a mystery to me, as he was neither funny, good-looking, or possessed of any talent other than inspiring Chris Evans with a bizarre man-crush.
You can add Kate Middleton and Davina McCall to the list as well..bizarre.

Bootylicious! Oh thanks James

I do not have any "junk in the trunk", as you're well aware... the number of cream cakes I have refused so I can still scream in agony when I plonk myself down on a bench....

... on the other hand, I did enjoy Bill and Ted (once), and the word "boudacious", you may be interested to know, actually comes from "boudicca". Fact!

Ramone wrote:Hey speaking of Bill and Ted, does any one else ever watch Keanu Reeves films and almost expect him at some sombre and serious moment in the film to suddenly flick his hair back and go "wooooahh dude that's like, Bodacious!!!" or something equally inane !! And then air guitar his way out of the scene.

Yes. Especially when he was in Dracula. "Woah, no way, you big evil vampire dude!"

And DeWinter: Indeed, Vernon Kaye, the man who rose without a trace...

markfiend wrote:

Ramone wrote:Hey speaking of Bill and Ted, does any one else ever watch Keanu Reeves films and almost expect him at some sombre and serious moment in the film to suddenly flick his hair back and go "wooooahh dude that's like, Bodacious!!!" or something equally inane !! And then air guitar his way out of the scene.

Yes. Especially when he was in Dracula. "Woah, no way, you big evil vampire dude!"

And DeWinter: Indeed, Vernon Kaye, the man who rose without a trace...

'Station' would've kicked Mr. Smith's ass sooo hard as well....



IZ.

By the way, shouldn't it be 'Boudilicious' Boudicca, instead of the more generic and thus in no way befitting the Celtic Warrior Princess's stature 'round these parts 'bootylicious'? I mean, move over Beyonce!

Ahráyeph wrote:By the way, shouldn't it be 'Boudilicious' Boudicca, instead of the more generic and thus in no way befitting the Celtic Warrior Princess's stature 'round these parts 'bootylicious'? I mean, move over Beyonce!

Wow, you are good!

boudicca wrote:

Ahráyeph wrote:By the way, shouldn't it be 'Boudilicious' Boudicca, instead of the more generic and thus in no way befitting the Celtic Warrior Princess's stature 'round these parts 'bootylicious'? I mean, move over Beyonce!

Wow, you are good!

'Good' is merely one of my attributes. I can also do 'bad', 'bold', 'sarcastic', 'cynical', etc...